Dr. Seuss for Adults

[pornstarwannabe]

I'll fuck your fucking cunt, I will
Your fucking cunt will get a thrill
Your ass, your ass, won't be ignored
If time permits, it will be bored

 

[blobfish]

If time permits, it will be bored

The ass and I have something in common.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

The ass and I have something in common.

Like to get "bored," do ya? Like boring out a engine cylinder? Freak (if you're a guy)

 

[blobfish]

Like to get "bored," do ya? Like boring out a engine cylinder? Freak (if you're a guy)

I'm a little shy, but would you like to bore your muscular dicky into my waiting asshole? If it comes out brown, that means you did good.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I'm a little shy, but would you like to bore your muscular dicky into my waiting asshole? If it comes out brown, that means you did good.

"Attention Walmart Shoppers. We have a 'Pants Drop' Special on Aisle Fag, for product BlowFish. Vaseline is on same aisle."

 

[blobfish]

"Attention Walmart Shoppers. We have a 'Pants Drop' Special on Aisle Fag, for product BlowFish. Vaseline is on same aisle."

I was just joking! I'm tops only.