Dr. Seuss as it should be...sexy!

[mya]

Dr. Seuss as it should be...sexy! A Rhyming Game Thread

How many of you grew up reading...Green Eggs and Ham, Cat in the Hat, and One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish? Dr. Seuss has always been a favorite of mine and even now I can read Dr. Seuss to my nieces and nephews over and over and over again and never get tired of it. I even find myself reciting them in my head at odd times in my adult life. So when a friend at Rick's Rooftop said something that sounded Dr. Seussish to me, I began my first verse of sexy Dr. Seuss.

I am starting this thread to invite EVERYONE to post their versions of "Sexy Dr. Seuss" here also. They can be long or they can be short, the only rule is...have fun with them!

It seems appropriate to dedicate this thread to my "REAL" friends, just because they're cyber doesn't mean they aren't "real". These verses are being posted here because a special and "real" Lit friend made me realize, this place is for fun. So let's have fun!

Here are my first two original verses of sexy Dr. Seuss...both written for lasciviously_yours, hockey fan extrodinaire!

I will do it on the ice, I will do it oh so nice.
I will do it in the seat, suck my teat or suck my feet.
I do like sex with Sam. I will do it with DarRAN...

~~~

I will make love in a boat, I will make love to a goat,
In a plane and in a train, I've even had sex in the rain,
I sure do like it Sam-I-am, even wham-bam-thank-you ma'am

 

[lasciviously_yours]

Mya, you are wonderful. A great friend and a true asset to my need for Seuss!
I shall treasure this always!
And thank you, Ari for reminding eveyone that Lit is a place for fun !!

Now, everyone...come enjoy and Seuss away!


To Chele, Ari, Mya and my Captain, friends like these I am not a lackin'
You are always here to chat, to keep me up, your gums they are a flappin'
I would kiss you here, touch you there, lick you anywhere,
But most improtant, and never forget, always know that I care.

Big Big Hugs ~~ Las

**not sure that was TOTAL Seuss format!**

 

[mya]

My Seuss for Ari

Smiling at Las...good job Dear. Your Seuss is sweet and sexy...just like you!

~~~

And now especially for Ariosto with a hug and kiss:

We did screw atop a tree, even if it was briefly,
when again we did meet, I was filled with new heat.
I love your lips upon my mouth, even like them further south,
and your teeth upon my breast, make me squeal with bated breath.
I do love you Ari-my-man, I will ride you all I can.

 

[Vailyn]

<grins> Its gonna be the most unSeusslike piece, but here it is. Cuz we hafta let Las have her fill of this!

We met on a fated night, the stars and moon were just right
Telling glances were exchanged, hopeful beats my heart in wing
Steamy kisses do I dream, wrapping long hardness in my fist
Hungry whispers in ears breathe, moans against moist skin
Buttons pop and fly awry, torn clothes fly up then down
Skin to skin the match is made, thrust of penis in cunt-yeah!
Fast and furious to fill the need, very touch of you make me scream
Gasps groans moans mewls fill the air, husky demands to cum you dare
Squeezing pulsing throbbing well, piercing orgasm catch us both
Smiling with glee upon the end, tilt of head and state "Let's do it again!"


LOL! OKay, I dont care if its stupid, I had fun writing that! Yeah!

 

[ariosto]

My first submission...

"The Big Horny Rat"
(dedicated to mya)






There we were
We were fucking like that
when who should come up
but a big horny rat

"Oh-God" mya said.
Just look at that rat!
He's got to be something
with a pecker like that.
"Hold On!" I said.
"Don't look!"mya Dear
(Why was I sweating?
What did I fear?)

He plays lots of games
the big horny rat
he'll diddle my mya
and that will be that
He's a rodent with flair
and a nonchalant air
To him as a lover
I'll never compare

Oh no! there she goes!
With the big horny rat
And I'm holding my pego
that's fast going flat...

 

[lasciviously_yours]

For Darrenfate

Darrenfate, Darrenfate,
How you do make me wait.
Buttons here and buttons there,
Soon there will buttons everywhere.

Darrenfate, I would eat you off a plate.
I would eat you in a lake.
I would eat you, quick as I can.
I would eay you, lucky girl as I am.

After that I would fuck you silly,
Make you cum and lick your willy.
You would tell me I was the best you every had,
Disowning the Wings and becoming a devoted Av's fan!

*big kiss, sweets!*

 

[artful]

A Seussian "Tribute to Women"

I love the scent that women air

Of lust and sex they wish to share,

The view when legs are spread apart

For milk like cum that spurts from *Art*,

For *Missla's* fire I will make room

To lunge and thrust her slickened womb,

Oh where can *Las* be on the ice

*Chanaud* be French and suck so nice,

*Morgana's* gown should not be worn

As with the fuck be ripped and torn,

*Chele's* smile and words to tease

Will make me hard and aim to please,

I think of one whose name is *Belle*

And when I do my cock will swell,

*Mya's* sex so sizzlin' hot

I wish do dip her steaming pot,

*Rach* the one whose pic I seen

Does make me stiff to only dream,

For *Vailyn's* pep and funny wit

I sleep my lips on both her tits,

The *SilverVeil* that covers shame

Is wrapped so tight for cock to flame,

The *Daughters* romp with themes so tall

I see her mask of calm to fall,

The sparkle of the eyes that shine

In *Elodie's* I wish were mine,

*Sienna's* child so soon to be

Made with the heat so willingly,

And *Sparkler's* thread for all to read

Where men do vie to spill their seed,

*LipstickKittens* breasts I saw

Her nipples bit till red and raw,

*Trist* her hand I wish to see

A fist that moves and pumps my tree,

*Maid of Marvels* squeeze so fine

My vision welds her hips to mine,

For all the ones that *Art* has missed

I cum for all and seek the bliss.

 

[TXExpress]

Very nice idea

Not really "for" anyone, though done with a smile and a nod toward Mya, a cold can of Diet Coke awaiting her whenever she wishes it:

A fox.
A fox in socks.
A fox in socks nearly up to her box.

Sees jocks.
Jocks with cocks.
Jocks with cocks and wavy blonde locks.

The jocks with cocks
spot the fox in socks
and get their rocks off in her box.

Their wavy locks
are all flummoxed
by their rocks and cocks and the fox's box.

—30—

 

[captainb]

one drink, two drink, red drink, blue drink....

So late at night I had a drink
Not too much fizz, nor something pink,
Not green or black, not peach or tan,
But amber rich, my friend Jack Dan.

A noise! What noise?
Is someone there?
Is someone climbing up my stair?
My worry fades, replaced with lust,
A sexy face atop prime bust
Peeks in at me, checking you see,
To see if we can be merry.

I pull her tight onto my hips,
Her nipple slips between my lips,
No shirt! No pants! No panties too!
Her dripping dew anoints my tool.
It rises high and pushes deep,
Such blazing flesh, how can it be
For one so cool to burn so deep?

Our bodies writhe and scream and thrust,
Our juices flow amidst our lust,
And then I rest between her thighs,
No sound beyond our smiling sighs.

 

[mya]

Kudos to all the Seussers!

*jumping to my feet and clapping, clapping, clapping, clapping and finally the cowgirl in me takes over and placing the pad of my forefinger and pad of my thumb together, I put them in my mouth and blow...hard, and an ear piercing whistle is heard through all of Lit*

That whistle gets attention every time! Well done Captain and Tex! And Vailyn, and Las, and Artful, and Ari!

Lets keep 'em rolling in!

 

[_precious_1__]

Ode to Penis

FYI - here's the comic relief! (Definately NOT dedicated to anyone in Lit!)

Ode to Penis:

Short one
Tall one
Fat one
Small one

Can it make you sigh?
Can it make you cum?

Do you like a nice adornment,
A ring, a stud,
That horny old gent?

2 viagra is all it will take
and then this gent
will be on the make!

To that flag pole I’ll salute,
It shouldn’t hurt
I think it’s cute,

I moan as he eases in
Cause it’s not too long
And it’s awfully thin!

Perhaps better luck I’ll have if next
I stick to a member of my own sex!

 

[lasciviously_yours]

For Captainb

Captianb, how often do I think of thee? .
Sometimes at noon, and at the a.m. of three.
All the time, in the night and in the day.
Sometime you are clothed, but often they don’t stay.

You make my heart skip beats, it tumbles and weaves.
My loins run hot, but my heart’s on my sleeve.
Your words make me horny, a photo would more
Come to Denver, baby…it won’t be a bore!

I would take you to dinner, a movie might work.
Then back to my house, where I would go berserk.
I’d rip off your clothes, and then cover you in lotion.
Grease you all up and ready you for motion.

A fast toss onto the bed, I straddle you quickly.
You cock so hard, my pussy so slickly.
I ram myself onto you, in a moment no waste.
You fill my insides, I quickly beg for a taste.

My tongue in your mouth so wet, fingers on the hardness of nips.
I bounce and thrust on top you, mound of flesh that is my tits.
I call out your name, I purr and I moan.
I tell you I am going to cum, in a grunt and a groan.

I grasp into your shoulders, my passion to take me.
A clit against cock, “NOW “I scream and I plea.
A flood spreads your thighs, a smile to your face.
My God, you are it, no one can take your place.

Fill me with your cream, and say my name loudly.
You cock is so filling, and you work it quit proudly.
You grab at my waist, thrust hard and thrust up.
“Las, I am here, I am yours to corrupt”.

An explosion you give me, your liquid so hot.
Your face clenched so sexy, never think it’s not.
Dripping out of me, my thighs they are sticky.
But so beautiful is your seed, no not icky.

I roll off of your body in need of some sleep.
Curl up next to you, my dreams they will run deep.
I drift off to sleep, your arms wrapped tight.
Thank you my friend, this was one perfect night.

 

[lasciviously_yours]

Congratulations Darrenfate !!!

You just hit your 500th post,
I was happy to be with you when you did it.
You are a wonderful writer, full of prose
A gift of wonder, I am glad you never hid it.

Your words so rich and full of life,
They never fail to turn me on.
I am hard and wet and waiting,
Fucking you from dusk till dawn.

On a bus,
On a couch.
In a bed,
I’m no slouch.

Congratulations, Darren my Friend,
You are Literotica’s newest Guru.
Only 108 to go,
And soon, I will be with you!

Thanks, baby!

 

[Ragingbull]

Green eggs and...

You guys are too good for me, but I loved Dr. S as a kid, so here goes.

Hams and Clams

Do you like her bearded clam?
Her dark tipped melons
And long tan gams?

If you were a man
Would you like to ram
Her bearded clam
With your great big ham?

Or would you, if you can
Touch her dark tipped melons
Put your head between her gams
And lick her clam?

And if you were a man
She could eat your ham
While you licked her clam
Till both of you grunted
Right before you spammed.

Hams, clams, gams and spams.
Now do you like her bearded clam?

 

[darrenfate]

For Las...

Pump , pump, pump
I am a Yump
I like to pump on Las's rump

Every night and every day
I love to pump with Las this way
The way she shivers, the way she quakes
Makes me never want to brake

With Las below or Las on Top
This Yump will never ever stop,
Her wild red hair and large full bust
Makes a man give in to lust

Las makes me glad
By being very very ~bad~
Whenever you see a real life pump
Just remember this very happy Yump.