Sparky Kronkite
Spam Eater Extraordinare'
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2000
- Posts
- 8,921
This just in -
From one Doctor Sparky Kronkite - MD, Ph.D. and hand/tongue body therapist extraordinary……….
WANTED: Any and all PMDD bitches, chicks, babes - or whatever other derogatory female descriptor you can think of - to participate in medical experimentation that, "could alleviate your symptoms."
Step by step experimentation/treatment as follows……..
1) Disrobe client while rocking back and forth on balls of feet and muttering - "hummmmmmm," - in a skewed quizzical way.
2) Poke sharp little sticks at clients body parts and ask, in a little baby voice - "Is that really you?."
3) When client verbally "bitches back" to doctor Sparky - slap'er boobies like a Tether Ball - and yell out in a playful, dominant voice - "Wahooooo Titty Bitch, wahooooo!"
4) When client is eventually red-faced, boiling mad - take'er outside and strap'er to the roll bar of a big red-neck 4x4 truck, still naked of course, and hang a sign around'er neck that invites anal intercourse to all hunters in the area. (But all taker's must keep their orange hunting caps on while have sex.)
5) The client will now be cured of all PMDD.
Hail all to Dr. Sparky Kronkite.
And then all female PMDD sufferers everywhere sang out, "Thank you good doctor, thank you."
And all was good again.
From one Doctor Sparky Kronkite - MD, Ph.D. and hand/tongue body therapist extraordinary……….
WANTED: Any and all PMDD bitches, chicks, babes - or whatever other derogatory female descriptor you can think of - to participate in medical experimentation that, "could alleviate your symptoms."
Step by step experimentation/treatment as follows……..
1) Disrobe client while rocking back and forth on balls of feet and muttering - "hummmmmmm," - in a skewed quizzical way.
2) Poke sharp little sticks at clients body parts and ask, in a little baby voice - "Is that really you?."
3) When client verbally "bitches back" to doctor Sparky - slap'er boobies like a Tether Ball - and yell out in a playful, dominant voice - "Wahooooo Titty Bitch, wahooooo!"
4) When client is eventually red-faced, boiling mad - take'er outside and strap'er to the roll bar of a big red-neck 4x4 truck, still naked of course, and hang a sign around'er neck that invites anal intercourse to all hunters in the area. (But all taker's must keep their orange hunting caps on while have sex.)
5) The client will now be cured of all PMDD.
Hail all to Dr. Sparky Kronkite.
And then all female PMDD sufferers everywhere sang out, "Thank you good doctor, thank you."
And all was good again.
