Double Takes

[graceanne]

For the thread titles that make you double take and say 'WHAT?'. Then you realize your perverted brain is seeing things that aren't there.

Like that thread 'cane virgin seeking answers'.

I keep seeing 'come virgin seeking answers'.

I know I'm not the only one that does that with thread titles. Which ones make you double take?

 

[Homburg]

It's just you.

 

[graceanne]

It's just you.

Evidently. *pouts*

I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH!

I've seen comments in the isolated blurt thread along these lines.

 

[kittenartist]

I am not sure about thread titles but...

Earlier today I was helping my ex with something on our fixed wireless connection. I was reading the AP Eval page and saw this:

NumULContSlots​

I swear I read it as "Cumsluts" twice in shock before my eyes figured out what it actually said...

Does that count?

 

[graceanne]

I am not sure about thread titles but...

Earlier today I was helping my ex with something on our fixed wireless connection. I was reading the AP Eval page and saw this:

NumULContSlots​

I swear I read it as "Cumsluts" twice in shock before my eyes figured out what it actually said...

Does that count?

Yes, it does. lol

 

[sanjuaneros]

I have done that, just cannot think of any recent ones.

 

[Homburg]

Yes, it does. lol

It doesn't. You're reaching.

No one else does it but you. The ones replying here are doing it to be nice to you.

 

[graceanne]

It doesn't. You're reaching.

No one else does it but you. The ones replying here are doing it to be nice to you.

Everyone here does that but you.

The ones not replying here are just being nice to you.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

For the thread titles that make you double take and say 'WHAT?'. Then you realize your perverted brain is seeing things that aren't there.

Like that thread 'cane virgin seeking answers'.

I keep seeing 'come virgin seeking answers'.

I know I'm not the only one that does that with thread titles. Which ones make you double take?

Can't think that I've done it with thread titles but one of the buses I catch to get to the house is at the Pentagon and they have a sign that says NO PHOTOGRAPHY and the first time I saw it, I read NO PORNOGRAPHY

 

[Homburg]

Everyone here does that but you.

The ones not replying here are just being nice to you.

So you're saying they like me more than you?

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

So you're saying they like me more than you?

That's a hard one. Gracie has chocolate and cookies and you have...cats

 

[astralkiss]

I have done that, just cannot think of any recent ones.

Same here.

 

[Homburg]

That's a hard one. Gracie has chocolate and cookies and you have...cats

Please. I have chocolate, and cookies too.

Have you been by here and met the new cat? She's adorable.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Please. I have chocolate, and cookies too.

Have you been by here and met the new cat? She's adorable.

*thinks* Sorry Gracie. He's closer to me right now and he happens to own my two favorite girls
Haven't seen her yet but MIS told me about her. I'm hoping Master will let me get down there for a weekend this summer after MIS comes home and before I go home. Want to see my family before I leave

 

[Homburg]

*thinks* Sorry Gracie. He's closer to me right now and he happens to own my two favorite girls
Haven't seen her yet but MIS told me about her. I'm hoping Master will let me get down there for a weekend this summer after MIS comes home and before I go home. Want to see my family before I leave

Yes, you should.

Little cat is cute. I just wish she'd be more worried about those large foot-shaped things she keeps running under. You'd think she'd learn after getting stepped on once or twice...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Years ago in Tampa, I used to drive every day to work along a route that took me past an office which had a big red sign with white letters that read "Realty Exchange." My mind insisted on consistently first seeing it as "Reality Exchange," and I always wanted so badly to pull in and exchange my reality for another...

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Yes, you should.

Little cat is cute. I just wish she'd be more worried about those large foot-shaped things she keeps running under. You'd think she'd learn after getting stepped on once or twice...

Aww what's the fun in watching out? So much more fun to possibly trip up the person she's running under

I'll ask Master about coming down there when I go home in 21 days and keep you posted.

 

[Harmony_1985]

I've done it before, many times, I just can't recall the last time I did it.

 

[graceanne]

*thinks* Sorry Gracie. He's closer to me right now and he happens to own my two favorite girls
Haven't seen her yet but MIS told me about her. I'm hoping Master will let me get down there for a weekend this summer after MIS comes home and before I go home. Want to see my family before I leave

*pbbth*

Years ago in Tampa, I used to drive every day to work along a route that took me past an office which had a big red sign with white letters that read "Realty Exchange." My mind insisted on consistently first seeing it as "Reality Exchange," and I always wanted so badly to pull in and exchange my reality for another...

AMEN!

 

[graceanne]

So you're saying they like me more than you?

No, you're just scarier than me. Everybody (almost) wuvs me.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

*pbbth*

Peace offering?

http://kramtark.files.wordpress.com/2005/10/Chocolate_Chip_Cookie.jpg

 

[rinka]

Every time I look at the threads in the café I read Caner community. Not very perverted, just some weird thing because that and the cane virgin thread was started around the same time I guess.

Every time.

 

[ZRT]

I do it a lot, so often that no specific examples leap to mind. The one I always remember was driving by a sign in Connecticut that read 'hotjobs.com' and reading it as 'handjobs.com'. I immediately thought 'Man, people would pay to watch those? Boring!' before reading it again.

Edit- I mean, I never do it at all. Got Hom's back here, seriously. Weirdos.

 

[rinka]

When I was in Quito we lived closed to a chinese restaurant named My Fuk. I suppose no explanation is necessary.

 

[Homburg]

No, you're just scarier than me. Everybody (almost) wuvs me.

This is probably true.

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I do it a lot, so often that no specific examples leap to mind. The one I always remember was driving by a sign in Connecticut that read 'hotjobs.com' and reading it as 'handjobs.com'. I immediately thought 'Man, people would pay to watch those? Boring!' before reading it again.

Ahem.

Edit- I mean, I never do it at all. Got Hom's back here, seriously. Weirdos.

More like it.