Dorothy vs. the Bike Cop.

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Make the cop female and she can be one of the Witches.

Which witch would be more fun? The Wicked Witch of The West or The Good Witch of the North?

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Make the cop female and she can be one of the Witches.

Which witch would be more fun? The Wicked Witch of The West or The Good Witch of the North?

Because, as the scarecrow said, some people go both ways.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Make the cop female and she can be one of the Witches.

Which witch would be more fun? The Wicked Witch of The West or The Good Witch of the North?

have any fan fictions ever made the wicked witch a man? I don't see why you couldn't.

Do the cops in Sarahh's area wear body armor? He could be the tin man. he should only be the lion if the cops in your town are cowardly, which I doubt they are (or am I just hoping? ).

 

[glynndah]

Make the cop female and she can be one of the Witches.

Which witch would be more fun? The Wicked Witch of The West or The Good Witch of the North?

Ummm.

 

[Huckleman2000]

[...]But anyway, this cop was - leaning - said my hubby. Leaning. Dorothy was receptive to his attentions, even as she kept the dog between them.[...]

Would this make the cop a 'friend of Dorothy'?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Or a friend of the dog's?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Would this make the cop a 'friend of Dorothy'?

Or a friend of the dog's?

Toto's gay?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Toto's gay?

Oh, why not? Ever read Natural Exhuberance? I think that's the title. It's a very thick book detailing homosexual behavior in animals. Very thick.

 

[shereads]

Tramp.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

A gentle, sweet innocent . . . cop???

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

No, sweetie.

Dorothy is the innocent.

Remember, Auntie Em, little farm girl from Kansas, there's no place like home?

I thought - wicked evil cop had his eye on sweet little farm girl.

Or not.

Farm girls know all about where calves, lambs, foals and piglets come from and why. Sweet, she might be but "innocent" and "farm girl" are an oxymoron. My plot bunny has a Dudley Do-Right cop meets Natasha disguised as Dorothy. Must be from hangin' around Lit too long.

 

[Guest]

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[TheeGoatPig]

hangin' around Lit too long.

I don't get it

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I don't get it

You don't see the place as over-run with seductresses? I sure do and grateful I am, too!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You don't see the place as over-run with seductresses? I sure do and grateful I am, too!!

I don't get how you could get too much of that

 

[Safe_Bet]

Farm girls know all about where calves, lambs, foals and piglets come from and why. Sweet, she might be but "innocent" and "farm girl" are an oxymoron. My plot bunny has a Dudley Do-Right cop meets Natasha disguised as Dorothy. Must be from hangin' around Lit too long.

Hey! I'm a farm girl! Are trying to tell me that I'm not pure, sweet and innocent? I've even got dimples for gawd's sake!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And all the more dangerous because of them! Amy never stood a chance.

 

[Safe_Bet]

And all the more dangerous because of them! Amy never stood a chance.

What part of sweet and innocent didn't you understand, Bub? Do I need to come up there and kick your ass? Huh? Huh? I will ya know! Tell me I'm not sweet... mumble, grumble...