Doors

[BamaBelle]

This is the second full week of summer vacation and I am not sure how much more torture my poor old doors can take.

Between the hours of 8 am (time that 12 yr old son is allowed to go outside and play with friends) and 7 pm (time to gather up toys/bikes/blades/etc and come in for the night) my door sees no LESS than 100 open and closes.
SHeeeeeesh and the bad part is ... everytime he comes in, I hear my Mother speaking as I say "Shut the door. I cant air condition the whole neighborhood."

 

[brokenbrainwave]

at least you can get yours to go outside! Mine wont budge, he is out for 5 min before yelling something about "this is how Frosty died". You add that to the fact the cable's been down since 8 am and I apparently need to revive my Calgon Take me away thread

LOL@the mother line, I hear me dad yelling when I catch every light on

 

[enjoyingitall]

This is why teachers like summer vacations so much..Get to send the kiddies home for a while.
I have a 13 year old daughter, today is our first day of summer vacation and already she's started with "I'm bored. there's nothing to do."

 

[penguindance]

 

[BamaBelle]

What did our parents do to keep us outside?

I would love some time for me. Just to pick up a book, call a freind, read a lit post. SOMETHING....

 

[penguindance]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

they locked us out, but it was not politcally incorrect back then. Plus did we really have any reason to be inside? You were lucky to get three tv stations, had none of this video game stuff, and VCR's were the size of a Ford Focus...damn this technology

 

[Mountain Man]

Summer vacation

Well summer vacation for my girls begins at 12:00 pm tomorrow...heheeh

Work at the office is looking better and better every day....

But it means that i will have to pamper my wife a whole lot more...There are worse things in life to have to do ...right?

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Count yourself lucky that yours will even go outside. My three just wanna be in here fighting to hear me yell at them I think. If I hear myself say "QUIET DOWN" one more time I may lose what little bit of my sanity I have left.

Oh and don't get me started on the "Mama, I'm bored." Hearing that three times over is just about all I can stand.

Ok, where is that Calgon anyway?????? <looking around>

 

[BamaBelle]

Re: Summer vacation

Well summer vacation for my girls begins at 12:00 pm tomorrow...heheeh

Work at the office is looking better and better every day....

But it means that i will have to pamper my wife a whole lot more...There are worse things in life to have to do ...right?

So...THATS why he has been such a sweetie...LOL...I wsas wondering....

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Count yourself lucky that yours will even go outside. My three Ok, where is that Calgon anyway?????? <looking around>

they just flushed it, the cat, all your sex toys, and an expensive bottle of wine down the toilet....

 

[Daddyslilpet]

they just flushed it, the cat, all your sex toys, and an expensive bottle of wine down the toilet....

NOOOOOOOOO.......Not my sex toys!!!!!!!

 

[penguindance]

 

[Mountain Man]

Re: Re: Summer vacation

So...THATS why he has been such a sweetie...LOL...I wsas wondering....

Hey...we're not all useless and pathethic.......not really...

well we're not all pathetic.......are we?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Yeah, I don't envy my babysitter nearly as much during the summer!

It's so nice and quiet here in my office, just me and the radio and the occasional annoying customer...

ponders asking laurel for a "flipping you off" remote

 

[Mountain Man]

Yeah, I don't envy my babysitter nearly as much during the summer!

It's so nice and quiet here in my office, just me and the radio and the occasional annoying customer...

i completely agree pls.....customers or clients don't seem quite so annoying when you know that the kids are at home creating havoc

 

[brokenbrainwave]

NOOOOOOOOO.......Not my sex toys!!!!!!!

yes I am sorry, its a tragedy, but at least they went without pain. Dammit I am just a human, I did all I could to save them.

 

[BamaBelle]

Re: Re: Re: Summer vacation

Hey...we're not all useless and pathethic.......not really...

well we're not all pathetic.......are we?

No not at all...


but there are a few instances that come to mind...
like when you guys are sick or you need toilet paper, socks, or sex (not in that order)

 

[Daddyslilpet]

yes I am sorry, its a tragedy, but at least they went without pain. Dammit I am just a human, I did all I could to save them.

<sobbing> Thanks for trying.

 

[BamaBelle]

*writing a check to the NEW SEX TOYS FOR DIXICRITTER FOUNDATION*

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hmmm, is it going to be mail or male order delivery??

tosses a fiver in

 

[Daddyslilpet]

*writing a check to the NEW SEX TOYS FOR DIXICRITTER FOUNDATION*

Thank you Belle, this means so much to me.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

hmmm, is it going to be mail or male order delivery??

tosses a fiver in

hmmmmm....I'll take delivery any way you want

Oh yes, and thanks for the donation too.

 

[BamaBelle]

Thank you Belle, this means so much to me.

Well, I was being selfish. I was going to just give one of mine, but they are so worn out.


I would think you would like to "break them in" all by yourself.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hmmmmm....I'll take delivery any way you want

Oh yes, and thanks for the donation too.

on the way with a new Xandria Collection Catalog...nm the screaming coming from the trunk of my car...its just my kids I am leaving with ya