Door Dash for oral sex

[Bigboobbabe]

Every where I look, there is an app and an easy way to get goods or services delivered to your door.
We need an app for no-strings attached oral sex.

Say you get home from work, cock or pussy begging for attention. You don't have the time or energy for a date. Or have a steady FB you can even call.

Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And check the app to see when your dasher will arrive.

Could be a thing.

 

[JD__Sexquire]

if only I lived in a country where this would be legal. id trade teasing your nipples to orgasm for a sloppy blowjob from you in a second.

 

[Replicant2018]

If you were only closer. I love a juicy wet pussy and big tits.

 

[writerzblok92]

Every where I look, there is an app and an easy way to get goods or services delivered to your door.
We need an app for no-strings attached oral sex.

Say you get home from work, cock or pussy begging for attention. You don't have the time or energy for a date. Or have a steady FB you can even call.

Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And check the app to see when your dasher will arrive.

Could be a thing.

This is your million dollar idea. I'd like to sign up as employee number 1.

 

[Curious51228]

It’s a good idea...but you’d want people to have ratings and such, right? I mean people might have specialties or something. As long as there’s no money trading hands it seems pretty reasonable to me. Sort of like Tinder but with zero expectation of commitment and a focus on skills vs. looks.

 

[Georgie57]

Every where I look, there is an app and an easy way to get goods or services delivered to your door.
We need an app for no-strings attached oral sex.

Say you get home from work, cock or pussy begging for attention. You don't have the time or energy for a date. Or have a steady FB you can even call.

Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And check the app to see when your dasher will arrive.

Could be a thing.

“Dear Dasher, if there is no reply, please deliver my blowjob to my neighbor”. That would improve those frosty relationships with next door.

 

[Hisstory]

I would certainly provide oral for ladies. Going down on a woman is such a wonderful pleasure. No money needed. Now if you want to give me a tip, well, we can discuss after services rendered!

 

[ShellShell]

Where are men like you when I need them? Want a man to eat me slowly, alternating between my pussy and my ass. The tease of his tongue flicking my clit and flirting with just the edge of my asshole drives me wild. When I can’t take it anymore I flip you on your back and fuck your brains out.

 

[Wandering11]

Where are men like you when I need them? Want a man to eat me slowly, alternating between my pussy and my ass. The tease of his tongue flicking my clit and flirting with just the edge of my asshole drives me wild. When I can’t take it anymore I flip you on your back and fuck your brains out.

what about those of us that wouldnt just flirt with the edge of your asshole,,,,,

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Oh I'd like to be that dasher.
Set her down and lick her to Mind bending orgasms


I wonder if any lady here wouldn't mind being the oral giver?

 

[tristantrotsky]

You Deserve it...

Every where I look, there is an app and an easy way to get goods or services delivered to your door.
We need an app for no-strings attached oral sex.

Say you get home from work, cock or pussy begging for attention. You don't have the time or energy for a date. Or have a steady FB you can even call.

Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And check the app to see when your dasher will arrive.

Could be a thing.

At the end of hard working day every woman deserves a warm friendly face to sit upon...

 

[30bandits]

just cover half the cost of fuel and tolls....i'll cover the other half...

 

[gregy70]

I actually started a kik group once in my area that catered for women who wanted no reciprocation necessary cunnilingus.
It was actually hard to get other guys who were happy to visit or meet women and leave their pants on and only give.
Even harder to get guys who had a reference from a happy lady

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

I actually started a kik group once in my area that catered for women who wanted no reciprocation necessary cunnilingus.
It was actually hard to get other guys who were happy to visit or meet women and leave their pants on and only give.
Even harder to get guys who had a reference from a happy lady

I know it says Australia on your siggy but your problem sounded so much like they were
'Murican men.

 

[txfuncouple]

I actually did something like this with a previous girl I saw for a few months. When we first started talking, she let it slip her ex wasnt into oral because she was a squirter. Of course that turned me on and I offered to stay clothed if she’d let me experience it. Told her I promised not to pull it out even if she changed her mind. I licked her to four orgasms the first time and a half a dozen two days later.

Even after we started having sex, she would show up at all hours and the first thing she wanted after getting naked was to straddle my face and cum a few times before we fucked. And it really blew her mind that I’d ask her to do it after I came inside her.

I think guys underestimate the power of going down on a woman that it gives them in the bedroom. She became more confident which led to better experiences for us both. I think performing oral on a woman is the top sexual act on my list. I can satisfy my partner and even not go any further because I what the benefits will be down the road and I also truly love it.

 

[Artfan2]

...Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And would this app work both ways for, say, someone who has a hankering for big nipples and lots of gushing?

 

[L8tnIt]

How can I apply for the Virginia branch?

 

[Stroke4Uladies]

Look me up on kik TravelNCHorny

 

[Bikesandfires07]

Where are men like you when I need them? Want a man to eat me slowly, alternating between my pussy and my ass. The tease of his tongue flicking my clit and flirting with just the edge of my asshole drives me wild. When I can’t take it anymore I flip you on your back and fuck your brains out.

Raises hand... over here...pick me...pick me.....you wouldn't even HAVE to fuck me... just a hj or milking would do!!!!!

 

[Bikesandfires07]

Every where I look, there is an app and an easy way to get goods or services delivered to your door.
We need an app for no-strings attached oral sex.

Say you get home from work, cock or pussy begging for attention. You don't have the time or energy for a date. Or have a steady FB you can even call.

Hit up the app, order what you need, and in 12-15 minutes it's at your door.

Dashers can choose which requests to fill and would get tipped on prompt, courteous service.

I am horny. Have big nipples and a juicy pussy. I need a dasher to play with my nipples while licking, biting and sucking me to multiple orgasms. Unlimited gushing orgasms on your face.

And check the app to see when your dasher will arrive.

Could be a thing.

One HELL of a good idea!!!!

 

[ShellShell]

what about those of us that wouldnt just flirt with the edge of your asshole,,,,,

If you’re willing to do more than flirt, my asshole welcomes your tongue! Sheesh, now I’m all hot and bothered!

 

[ShellShell]

Raises hand... over here...pick me...pick me.....you wouldn't even HAVE to fuck me... just a hj or milking would do!!!!!

I want your hot hard cock inside me after you eat me. I’m on top in the Amazon position and you are driving me wild by tweaking my nipples.

The next time you come to my door, I’ll invite you in for a very special prostate exam.

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

Where are men like you when I need them? Want a man to eat me slowly, alternating between my pussy and my ass. The tease of his tongue flicking my clit and flirting with just the edge of my asshole drives me wild. When I can’t take it anymore I flip you on your back and fuck your brains out.

I am right here for you. Tongue is ready and more than able

 

[30bandits]

I want your hot hard cock inside me after you eat me. I’m on top in the Amazon position and you are driving me wild by tweaking my nipples.

The next time you come to my door, I’ll invite you in for a very special prostate exam.

just say the word...

 

[Funinkilts]

At the end of hard working day every woman deserves a warm friendly face to sit upon...

AMEN!!! I shall second that motion. All in favor?