Don't you just hate when somebody shits on you?

[Very_Bad_Man]

True story

I was dating this girl for about two months. One afternoon she was over at my place and she wanted anal. After we were done she was laying on top of me and I was rubbing her back when she literally exploded. Explosive diarrhea. Not only did she shit on me but that shit squirted past the foot of my bed onto the floor.

She was mortified but I was very nice about it. I cleaned it all up and threw out my bed linens. The poor girl sat on my toilet for an hour I think. I even showered her. I laughed about it to her shrugging it off as nothing.

She was so embarrassed she changed her home and cell numbers.

Basically I feel she shit on me twice.

 

[Galactic_Perv]

(Guffaw)

You do write some funny shit. Excuse the pun.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

True story

I was dating this girl for about two months. One afternoon she was over at my place and she wanted anal. After we were done she was laying on top of me and I was rubbing her back when she literally exploded. Explosive diarrhea. Not only did she shit on me but that shit squirted past the foot of my bed onto the floor.

She was mortified but I was very nice about it. I cleaned it all up and threw out my bed linens. The poor girl sat on my toilet for an hour I think. I even showered her. I laughed about it to her shrugging it off as nothing.

She was so embarrassed she changed her home and cell numbers.

Basically I feel she shit on me twice.

I would have thrown the whole fucking bed away, then showered her outside with a hose. I can't imagine why she moved. LOL

 

[Darla_Darling]

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