BlazeofLife
Maleficent Messiah
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Not to fear, here are the instructions to just a few of those things that are so desperately needed in everyday life.
Instruction Manual
Blaze
Instruction Manual
Blaze
Don't you just hate losing the instruction manual?
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takingchances42
Multicellular Life Form
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Real men don't read instruction manuals anymore than we ask for directions. We may wander around lost with no clue as to how best use our equipment, but by God we do so in a manly and confident manner... 
TheDR4KE
Breathing the sensuous Om
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That link was quite funny though. Reminiscent of the bit in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books where someone has instructions for tooth picks stuck up over the door to his house, which is the sane part and outside the doors is the asylum...
As to the real men thing ... real men pull everything apart to see how stuff works.
Quack
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As to the real men thing ... real men pull everything apart to see how stuff works.
Quack
the D
TheDR4KE
Breathing the sensuous Om
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Ayaka said:I read the instruction manuals and I still mess it up big time so I call a friend. He's useful.
"Hi, I'm Drake the handy man."
"Can you fix this?"
"No."
"Can you fix that?"
"No."
"Can you fix anything?"
"No."
"Why do you call yourself the handy man?"
"I live just around the corner."
Quack,
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