Don't you hate it when......

LonelyMom

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Don't you hate it when your characters get pissy with you? I started out to write a small tale of an old woman confessing her shameful moment of infidelity. When I found that the story was running way too long, I decided to break it up into chapters. I thought maybe 8000 words would be good place to end the first installment, but these ungrateful characters were having no part of that! They whined and complained that I had to let them end Act I with a consumation. After 10500 words I thought they would be satisfied, but NO. The horny little ingrates wanted to keep going. This time, I put my foot down and hosed them off.

Whatever happened to the notion that the writer was the one who was in control of a story? I'm getting tired of being bossed around by figments of my imagination. I'm seriously considering adding a giant scary monster to the second chapter and letting it eat them alive. That'll show 'em!
 
LonelyMom said:
Whatever happened to the notion that the writer was the one who was in control of a story? I'm getting tired of being bossed around by figments of my imagination. I'm seriously considering adding a giant scary monster to the second chapter and letting it eat them alive. That'll show 'em!
That's a concept that's bandied about to salve the ego of the writer. It's never had a bit of truth in it, friend. :rolleyes: The best I've ever managed was to guide the characters in the general direction that I want them to go. :cool:

Good luck with the monster, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if they wind up vanquishing it, rather than it eating them. ;)
 
This is getting out of hand. I tried to sit down and get started on Chapter 2, but my main characters informed me that they were really not in the mood and that I should check back again in a couple of days.

Are there any laws against the use of a cattle prod? And if so, Do you know of any good loopholes that will keep me out of jail?
 
What about when the character is Lucifer himself? Am I playing with fire here? :D :devil:

And I can totally relate, even if I've only written 3 stories here.
 
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