Don't Talk and Drive

[Mischka]

I've begrudgingly gotten used to the those inane drivers that feel compelled to carry on animated conversations on their cell phones while operating their city-state sized SUVS, but what I saw today takes the cake. Rush hour is moving along nicely, and I'm cruising down the highway at 60 mph. I look over to my right, and to my utter amazement, in the next lane this guy is talking on his cell phone. What's so surprising about that, you ask? He was on a motorcycle. Now, I've never been on a motorcycle, but I was under the impression that they take two hands to operate, especially at that speed. Talk about a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

 

[lavender]

 

[fgarvb1]

To hell with the cell phones

People fucking and getting sucked off worries me!

Of coarse i would not have thought of that if i had'nt did it myself in my younger days ... lol!

 

[Mustang Sally]

I look over to my right, and to my utter amazement, in the next lane this guy is talking on his cell phone. What's so surprising about that, you ask? He was on a motorcycle.

How the hell could he hear anything? I bet half his conversation was "WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WE HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!"

 

[Barb Dwyer]

While I don't condone talking and driving, I can almost understand it. The same applies to smoking, eating or changing radio channels. There is a certain kind of logic to those behaviors.

The strangest and most shocking thing I have seen was a man reading the newspaper. On the freaking expressway! I almost had an accident from staring incredulously at him! What kind of an idiot thinks they can read anything and drive at the same time?

And fgarvb1, is that where the expression "pulling out in traffic" comes from? Or maybe 'stop and go', or if it is really enthusiastic sex - 'traffic jam'?

 

[fgarvb1]

Barb Dwyer.

The driving thing happened when i was young and foolish going down a dark farm to market road. The time was late on a weekday night. The bj only made my eyes cross a little. I must say to the ladies if you try to set facing him, that bucket seats or a very large car is needed. Note: this is very unsafe. having said that, guys drive slow and remind her that you have to see the road and that it does not matter that she forgets and and buries your face in her tits!

also the road is always to damn short and you can never find a stop sign when you need one.