DoN't LiStEn To DiLliNgEr!!!

[Greyface]

hE sEeKs To CorRuPt YoU aLl wItH hIs DiScOrDiAn TeAcHiNgS!!! iT's A lOnG rOaD oF sIn, PaIn AnD MiSeRy. I'm StIlL rEcOvErInG fRoM mY eXpErIenCe!!! PlEaSe DoN't EaT tHe FjOrDs; ThIs MaY sAvE yOuR LiFe.

DoN't LaUgH aT mE.

StOp PiCkInG yOuR NoSe.

GeT a ReAl JoB aNd Be ReSpOnCiBlE lIkE yOuR SiBlInG Is.

FoR gOdS sAkE, dOn'T lAuGh!

 

[Starblayde]

owwww... my eyes are hurting.....

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Loki!

Don't you have anything better to do than troll the boards here?
We are all lost causes, you are preaching to the masters!

 

[Calamity Jane]

hE sEeKs To CorRuPt YoU aLl wItH hIs DiScOrDiAn TeAcHiNgS!!! iT's A lOnG rOaD oF sIn, PaIn AnD MiSeRy. I'm StIlL rEcOvErInG fRoM mY eXpErIenCe!!! PlEaSe DoN't EaT tHe FjOrDs; ThIs MaY sAvE yOuR LiFe.

And here I was hoping for some pain and sin. I hear the recovery time feels a lot like afterglow.

 

[KillerMuffin]

owwww... my eyes are hurting.....

You mean you actually read that?

I skipped straight to your post. Much easier on the eyes.

 

[alexandraaah]

You're with me, KM?

 

[Greyface]

You mean you actually read that?

I skipped straight to your post. Much easier on the eyes.

I was trying to be dramatic. You don't know just how serious this is... it's LiFe TrEateNiNg. DoN't EaT FjOrDs!!! TaKe ThIs WaRnInG sErIoUsLy!!!

 

[DéjàNu]

Hi Greyface,

ARe YoU tHe SaMe CoLoR aS a ElEpHaNt?

 

[sunstruck]

How long does it take to type like that?

 

[DéjàNu]

How long does it take to type like that?

Not long.... try it you will see...

HoW lOnG dOeS iT TaKe To TyPe LiKe ThAt?

 

[Greyface]

Hi Greyface,

ARe YoU tHe SaMe CoLoR aS a ElEpHaNt?

Use correct English please; it is "an" elephant.

 

[DéjàNu]

Use correct English please; it is "an" elephant.

I did see it before posting but I would have to rewrite eLePhAnT like this instead of ElEpHaNt, so....

and anyway I can make all english errors as I want, I SPEAK FRENCH!!!! Tiens prends ça dans les dents!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Greyface!!! My arch nemesis... how are you and your AMA buddies these days? Forget the damn Eschaton - no imminentization for you. I have invoked the Sacred Chao!

Fjord... uh... I mean...

fnord

 

[Greyface]

ArE yOu MaKiNg FuN oF mE?!

You and your fjords! NEVER taking ANYTHING seriously. DAMN YOU! Damn you and your popes! There's only ONE pope, damn you, ONE! And hot dogs DIDN'T exist in ancient Greece! You're rewritting history, you and your kind, and disturbing the peace. Everything was so nice and sterile - but *YoUr KiNd* had to invent that all too dangerous substance, fjords.

We will win the day! Just watch the news; we've already own every news station. Every Politician is in our pocket, except Bill but there was no getting that one; we will bring you down and bring order back to this world.

 

[Dillinger]

Chaos rules. All tends toward entropy. BOB is BOB. I have found Goddess and she is one hot sexy babe!

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/suspanima.gif

POEE

Surrealists, Harlequinists, Absurdists and Zonked Artists Melee!

We
are a tribe
of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists,
artists, clowns,
and similar maniacs
who are intrigued
with
ERIS
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with
Her
Doings

You are grey. Colorless.

I Tell You: One must
still have chaos in one
to give birth to a
dancing star!
-Nietzsche

 

[Guest]

We all have way too much time on our hands. Way too much.

I suggest a group hug.

 

[tortoise]

You're all pink!

Except the ones that aren't.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Dillinger]

Can we hug in a fjord?

*HUG*

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

 

[Guest]

I thought it was the Profet Zarquon but otherwise.....what Dilly(can I call you Dilly?) said.

 

[Dillinger]

Sure you can call me Dilly. Why not... lots of others do.

 

[Guru]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I think he's pining.

Greyface the anti-fnord?

 

[Dillinger]

Not to be confused with April, the Anti-Fjord.

 

[sunstruck]

Not to be confused with April, the Anti-Fjord.

April I think he's calling you flat. Kick his ass!