Don't fuck with me

[miles]

Three weeks of inactivity, painkillers, and muscle relaxants is making me a very ornery SOB. I have this fucking back pain imp on my shoulder rubbing his hands and cackling. If I catch the motherfucker, I'll rip off his head and shit down his neck.

Somebody find my happy hat.

 

[Starfish]

What is that from, hun? An injury?

OMG! That sucks. If I didn't run the risk of making your cock itch and burn, I'd suck you off to make you feel better.

 

[Mistress]

Kisses miles' Cheek....

 

[miles]

What is that from, hun? An injury?

OMG! That sucks. If I didn't run the risk of making your cock itch and burn, I'd suck you off to make you feel better.

Damn, fishie. What the fuck have you got?

Go ahead and suck my cock, but bring some q-tips.

 

[Vilac]

<kisses miles' cheek also>

Ummmm....I mean....<shakes his hand enthusiastically> It'll get better, buddy. lol

V~

 

[just pet]

Sorry you are still a bit cranky. Anything I can do?

 

[Moi]

Threw the back out trying autofellatio again, huh?
Will you never learn?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Don't fuck me

 

[Nora]

Poor Miles. I have nothing to make you feel better, but i feel for you.

Ok, how about some shameless ego stroking? (Your ego's the only thing I'll stroke 'till I'm more comfortable around here.)

I'm new here. This is a huge, fast moving board. Most people don't stick out in my mind yet with distinct personalities. I've strongly enjoyed your posts and I find them clever and interesting. In one thread I read your response and actually said out loud to the screen, "YOU SAID IT, FELLA!"

If it makes you feel any better, at least you're not about to be stuck in my parents' company for several hours like I am.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry, Miles. I don't do well with pain, either. Can't imagine back pain that bad.

You have to be driving your family crazy by now, too!

 

[sch00lteacher]

This too shall pass...

http://www.happywearonline.com/items/images/hat1.jpg


Hang in there. I know what it is like, it ain't no fun. I keep telling myself that someday it will go away and I will feel a hell of a lot better.

After seven months I am about ready to punch myself in the mouth and tell myself to shut the fuck up, pain and pills suck!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

If the imp is on your shoulder, wouldn't shitting down his neck when his head is off, risk that self-same shit going all over your body ?