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Donald Trump won a golf tournament this weekend.

BrightShinyGirl said:
Joe Biden congratulated him.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1772084227200164325
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Kim Jun Un sent a telegram as well, pointing out that the first time he ever played golf, he scored eighteen holes in one. This is rubbing it in for Trump, who just fudged his scorecard, again, barely able to get in and out of the golf cart by round eighteen; those bone spurs, you know. The video was erased of him just marking the scorecard without getting out of the cart actually to play that last hole. Did anyone actually see him lift the two trophies? Just asking for a friend.
 
News circulated in China's social media said Donald Trump has great problem to raise the cash needed for appealing to the Supreme Court for everything unwise he did when being a non-president. Some black sheep sons of rich people of China want to crowdfund for him for the sake of seeing the real battle uninterrrupted between two old guys for winning the presidential seat in the White House.
 
You libtards!
As president, trump played golf plenty to hone his championship skills!
I’ve no reason to doubt trump’s sporting prowess…
 
Home, on on derange
where Donald J.Trump plays
Where always is heard such discouraging words
and the skies are so cloudy all day...
 
gxnn said:
News circulated in China's social media said Donald Trump has great problem to raise the cash needed for appealing to the Supreme Court for everything unwise he did when being a non-president. Some black sheep sons of rich people of China want to crowdfund for him for the sake of seeing the real battle uninterrrupted between two old guys for winning the presidential seat in the White House.
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No need for that. Many of his MAGA base supporters are chipping in to help him out. The court also took pity on him today and reduced the amount of the bond to $275 million. Trump was happy and said he had that amount. He has ten days to prove it, as the judge extended the deadline for him to comply.
 
dmallord said:
No need for that. Many of his MAGA base supporters are chipping in to help him out. The court also took pity on him today and reduced the amount of the bond to $275 million. Trump was happy and said he had that amount. He has ten days to prove it, as the judge extended the deadline for him to comply.
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All he had to do really was to tell the court that he couldn't afford it and could he have a lower penalty. That tactic should work for anyone who is called 'Donald Trump'.
 
Wait. He owns the golf course? That means he is talking about winning his own trophy? Kinda reminds me of this old bit from Mr. Mom.

 
I might have misspoke. Elections are rigged, golf tournaments are not!
 
jomar said:
How bad did the rest of the field have to pretend to play and how hard did they have to look the other way while trump cheated to take the win?
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sportswriter comments on that

“He’s never won a championship at a course he doesn’t own and operate,” Reilly, who has golfed with Trump, said on MSNBC on Tuesday. “He’s played in Pebble Beach, he’s played in the Tahoe one, where there are rules and judges and cameras. And in those, he’s never finished in the top half. So he wins when anybody who disagrees that he won is out of the club. That’s how he gets it.”
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Reilly, who wrote an entire book on how Trump cheats at golf, said the former president even confessed one of his methods: When he buys a golf course, he plays the first round alone and declares himself the course champion.
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Reilly said golfers have to trust each other because of the vast distances on the course and the fact that there are no referees keeping watch ― and Trump takes full advantage of that.


The former president “always gets a turbo-charged golf cart that goes three times as fast as yours so he’s always 200 yards ahead, and that gives him time to cheat.”
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Trump moves his own ball to better spots, and kicks his opponents’ balls into the bunker.


“One time in LA, he was playing $50 a hole with these three guys, he hits it in the pond. They see the splash,” Reilly said. “By the time they get there, it’s in the middle of the fairway and they’re like, ‘What the F, Donald?’ And he goes, ‘It must’ve been the tide.’”
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/go...p&cvid=5d5b44ce701146bfb75d9fe87dbd3644&ei=78
 
Humorous stuff. Trump held up one trophy in a photo op for his two championship wins.

I came across a tweet where a fellow said something about one of the trophies, "Oddly enough, the trophy was engraved before they ever teed off. And if they forgot to mention it, he shot par or better on every hole and never once missed the fairway. Hit the green on his second shot every time and never landed in a bunker. Probably the greatest golfer ever."

Golfers don't lie, do they? Wait. Does that mean his love-letter friend Kim Jong-un's first-ever game of golf didn't score eighteen holes in one during his debut on the course? Birds of a feather...
 
George H.W. Bush liked to play aerobic golf. He would carry his golf clubs, and try to get through the course as soon as possible. I doubt this tub of lard would last very long in aerobic golf.

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