domestic bliss

[dolf]

except that i don't cook & clean that well.
but i'm decorative!
no marriage though...just shacking up, living in sin & eating sushi in bed.

me?
i'm a complete pain in the arse.
no useful skills.
i like breaking things & climbing trees.

ps: millionaires with huge wangs prefered.

 

[Screname56]

dont got that much money but would love to see more or you

 

[dolf]

dont got that much money but would love to see more or you

too, too, too, too young!

 

[free_and_easy]

except that i don't cook & clean that well.
but i'm decorative!
no marriage though...just shacking up, living in sin & eating sushi in bed.

me?
i'm a complete pain in the arse.
no useful skills.
i like breaking things & climbing trees.

ps: millionaires with huge wangs prefered.

nice to see you again!
love your humour
and your bottom!

 

[dolf]

nice to see you again!
love your humour
and your bottom!

i get the feeling you don't take me seriously.
i'm hurt!

 

[77817]

i don't cook & clean that well.
i'm a complete pain in the arse.
no useful skills.
i like breaking things & climbing trees.

Well you better get used to being single then.

 

[dolf]

Well you better get used to being single then.

not really, because i look like this.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/dolfette/tssl1.jpg

 

[Trxjw]

Well you better get used to being single then.

lol...

 

[snake0067]

except that i don't cook & clean that well.
but i'm decorative!
no marriage though...just shacking up, living in sin & eating sushi in bed.

me?
i'm a complete pain in the arse.
no useful skills.
i like breaking things & climbing trees.

ps: millionaires with huge wangs prefered.

You had me at sushi.

 

[dolf]

You had me at sushi.

you're easy!

 

[snake0067]

you're easy!

I thought that's how you like your inexperienced dorks?

 

[dolf]

I thought that's how you like your inexperienced dorks?

true...

but also rich & huge wanged.

 

[snake0067]

true...

but also rich & huge wanged.

damn

I'll bring good sushi though.

 

[dolf]

damn

I'll bring good sushi though.

get rich!

 

[snake0067]

get rich!

Well my dad has a life insurance policy.

*grabs shovel*

Although who knows how to flog your pussy as good as I do?

 

[dolf]

Well my dad has a life insurance policy.

*grabs shovel*

Although who knows how to flog your pussy as good as I do?

match made in heaven.

 

[snake0067]

match made in heaven.

*whacks dolf's snatch with shovel*

 

[dolf]

*whacks dolf's snatch with shovel*

i hope you cleaned it first.

 

[snake0067]

i hope you cleaned it first.

Of course, who do you think I am?

 

[dolf]

Of course, who do you think I am?

dirty pervert.

 

[snake0067]

dirty pervert.

back at ya

 

[DarkLordFett]

except that i don't cook & clean that well.
but i'm decorative!
no marriage though...just shacking up, living in sin & eating sushi in bed.

me?
i'm a complete pain in the arse.
no useful skills.
i like breaking things & climbing trees.

ps: millionaires with huge wangs prefered.

Well, I'm not a millionaire and I don't have a huge one. I can cook, I can clean and I can put up with a lot.

 

[DarkLordFett]

not really, because i look like this.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/dolfette/tssl1.jpg

Didn't read down this far at first. Holy hell you're hot.

 

[dolf]

Well, I'm not a millionaire and I don't have a huge one. I can cook, I can clean and I can put up with a lot.

but you're in the wrong continent...

 

[DarkLordFett]

but you're in the wrong continent...

what, I can't move?