Dom/mes what sub line turns you off the quickest

[Shadowsdream]

When approached online what statement turns You off faster and pisses You off more.
My biggest turnoff line is " Mistress, i am a slave, can i be your slave, do u have pretty feet, can i lick them?

 

[fallon2]

The funniest one

The funniest one was "Please be my Master and beat my ass." That was it! No info on background, nothing. I deleted it immediately. It came from a person who no longer posts on Lit (thank God!).

 

[Ebonyfire]

There are so many...

I have had so many so-called subs piss me off, but here goes..

"Are you a real dominate?"

Ebony <shaking her head>

 

[KestralWolfe]

My least favorite, and one I've gotten often....

"I've been bad, beat me, what are you wearing, can I see a picture of you nekid??"

*growl grumble mumble*

However, it's funny when friends jokingly troll me. I don't know if anyone else does this, but occasionally we'll get into a trolling war...to see who can be the worst/best/most lascivious/least graphic, etc.

KW

 

[Shadowsdream]

or....
what kind of a Mistress are you?

 

[dark whisper]

From a submissive point of view

You know, it's funny to see that the "trollers" are of all orientations. I know it happens, and have witnessed it often. There seems to be a group of both... ahem... Dominants and "submissives" who thrive on kinky cybersex and miss the entire point of BOTH the inclusive (BDSM) and particularly the D/s.

I watch blatant topping from the bottom and horrendous disrespect with wide eyes and a moving mouth (via fingers).

But I have to say that one of *my* biggest pet peeves is the misuse of the word: Dominate. When anyone -- of any orientation -- uses that word instead of correct "Dominant" it about sends me through the roof!

Yeesh. I know that's awfully petty, but if someone doesn't even take the time to know the difference and use a word as powerful as THAT one properly, then I honestly have to wonder at their seriousness and sincerity.

Anyway... Hello, everyone. I just joined the site and am posting some of my older work here -- boy I cringe when I see just how much in need of editing most of it is.

dark whisper

 

[cymbidia]

Welcome dark whisper.
Know what?
We have really good volunteer editors here.


To avoid bad comeon lines, all one needs to do is not go to chatrooms.

 

[Shadowsdream]

I haven't been in a chat room for a year or so...I get bad lines every day.
I use ICQ for many reasons..work, personal and social.

 

[dark whisper]

online editors

not sure where this goes, but figuring this is as good a place as any.

Thanks, cymbidia... But I have never edited my work, and boy is it telling when I look back. I'm having to force myself to do it now. My later work is much more... mmmm... professional and easier to follow. It's the contrast of the two that shows just how much I've grown as a writer.

dark whisper

 

[catalina_francisco]

Think this is definately worth a re-run.....

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[Mistress Tae]

Think this is definately worth a re-run.....

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I think it does too! I have laughed at each and every one of these lines. Since the day I signed up at Lit I have been getting PM's from "supposed" subs....

"Do you like spank a big, hard cock? Would you spank mine?"

"I would do anything for you to beat my ass. Can I see your pic first though?"

"Are all Mistress's as hot and sexy as you?" <---how the hell do you know if you find someone hot and sexy if you have never seen and/or talked to them?

"I'm trembling for your touch, please PM me back. btw, I don't really like being bossed around"

But you know what....the only line that has ever got to me has come from my own slave......

"I love you Mistress. I only want to make you proud." *sighs*

 

[catalina_francisco]

But you know what....the only line that has ever got to me has come from my own slave......

"I love you Mistress. I only want to make you proud." *sighs*

Wonderful how simplicity and honesty wins out over fickle pretentiousness every time.

Catalina http://www.smilies4you.de/content/wspezial/a17.gif

 

[FungiUg]

Well, I guess we Doms/Masters just don't get approached by submissives or wannabe slaves -- well, this one doesn't anyway.

I do know it used to piss me off no end when in the middle of a discussion in a chat room, a male submissive would come in, and the VERY FIRST thing they would do is ask every dominant woman if they could be their slave.

Sheesh.

What happened to getting to know someone first?

 

[Netzach]

Bad approaches are just amusing and stupid. If men didn't say such asinine things they would not be as much fun to spank, I think.

It's the intermediate level bullshit that *gets* to me. Like when someone's running hot and cold right before the scene they've been begging for. Small scale but totally unacceptable little manipulations....THAT annoys me.

 

[WriterDom]

Must be a male thing. I have had a few I didn't appreciate from male subs. And I've run across a few female subs that clearly have about a 10th grade education.

r u gonna spank me good, Mastur?

 

[catalina_francisco]

This definately has potential for some new turn off lines!!

Catalina

 

[MissTaken]

None really piss me off, but there have been a few that generated some significant eye rolling on my part.

Anything from someone I don't know that says, "Mistress, I long to serve you and place my head at your feet etc...."

or anything that says, "38 yr old Dom, in buff condition seeks submissive to play with my pet." Nothing in any profile I have or have had suggests that this is an interest of mine.

I really prefer, "Hello, how are you?" to all the romantic fantisies of BDSM talk when being approached by someone on line.

 

[MissTaken]

And look what I found today....from someone I have never even heard from.

> Dear Mistress
> hi it's slave *** here are 26 reasons I want to
> be owned by you:
> 1)
> --Because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> beautiful
> --because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> sexy
> --because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> stunning
> --because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> gorgeous
> --because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> attractive
> --because you are absolutely, truly and extremely
> alluring
> --because you are absolutely enchanting
> --because you are absolutely captivating
> --because you are absolutelyspellbinding
> --and most important you are absolutely, truly and
> extremely HOT!!!
>
> 2) because it is the absolute greatest, most extreme
> and the absolute, ultimate highest honor and
> privilege to serve you
>
> 3) because there isn't a greater or better opportunity
> that can be offered to me as a slave than the
> chance and opportunity to serve you as your full
> time 24/7 lifetime slave
>
> 4) because I will consider it to be an absolute joy
> to serve you and it will make me extremely happy
> to serve you
>
> 5) because you are truly an exceptional mistress
> you stand out from all the other mistresses I
> have spoken to and I have definitely determined
> and can definitely see that you stand head and
> shoulders above all of the other mistresses out
> there
>
> 6) because I long for, yearn, crave, want , need
> and desire your direction, correction, discipline
> and guidance for my life.
>
> 7) because I long to, yearn to, crave to, want to,
> need to, and seriously desire to bow down on my
> knees before you and worship at your feet and to
> serve at your beautiful feet as your lifetime
> slave and property.
>
> 8) becaue I want, need and seriously desire to
> submit to an extremely strong, extremely dominant
> and extremely controlling woman and mistress.
>
> 9) becaue I can see that you know how to force your
> slave to do what you want him to do when you want
> him to do it, and will make sure that he does
> what he is told.
>
> 10) becaie I want you and only you as my mistress
> and lifetime owner and becaue I want you and only
> you to be in total and complete control of my
> life and every single aspect and every single
> part of my life.
>
> 11) becaue I need YOU, want YOU, and seriously
> desire YOU as my mistress, I have searched long
> and hard and I am absolutely sure and absolutely
> certain that there is no other mistress for me
> but YOU, nor do I want any other mistress than
> YOU to own me.
>
> 12) becaue I truly and sincerely want to give you,
> submit to you, dedicate and commit my entire
> heart, my entire soul, my body, my complete mind,
> my entire life and all that I am to you as my
> full time mistress and lifetime owner for the
> rest of my life without thought, hesitation or
> reservation turn myself completely over to you
>
> 13) because as your slave I want to wrap myself up
> completely in you as my mistress and owner, and
> focus the rest of my life, all of my energy, and
> all of my attention on you and your total and
> complete happiness for the rest of your life.
>
> 14) because as my goddess, my mistress and my owner
> I worship you, I adore you, I love you, I cherish
> you, I honor you, I respect you, I praise you, I
> look up to you and I look to you for guidance and
> direction.
>
> 15) becaue I seriously want and sincerely desire
> with all my heart and with all my mind to devote
> myself and devote my life to serving you
>
> 16) becaue I want to give myself wholly, totally
> and completely to you as your personal slave,
> servant, your extreme pain slut, whore and bitch,
> for you to use, abuse, torcher, mistreat, be cruel
> to, be extremely mean to, verbally degrade and
> verbally humiliate and I want YOU mistress to be
> the one to do these things to me and treat me
> this way as YOUR slave.
>
> 17) becaue my beautiful mistress, because I consider
> you to be such a wonderful and exceptional mistress
> and I am so captivated by you, as my goddess and
> owner I want to spoil you absolutely and completely
> rotten in the way and manner worthy of and befitting
> a true goddess such as you. I promise to take
> extremely great care of you as my mistress, I
> promise to treat you extremely well, as my mistress
> I guarantee you and assure you that I will treasure
> you like the extremely rare and precious gem,
> princess, queen and goddess that you are, and as
> your slave I will handle you like 100 percent
> pure gold for you my goddess are more precious
> than gold, you are more beautiful than gold, and
> are definitely far more valuable than gold and
> mean more to me as my mistress and owner than all
> the gold in fort knox and all the money in the
> federal reserve and all the money in the world
> banks combined, for your true value to me as my
> mistress far surpasses the value of money there
> isn;t enou
> gh
>
>
>
> money in the world to equal your value to me as
> my mistress and owner.
>
> 18) becaue you are into extreme, tight, restrictive
> bondage as your slave.
>
> 19) becaue you are into extreme domination
>
> 20) becaue when you are not using me you will either
> keep me chained to the foot of your bed or will
> keep me locked up in my slave cage.
>
> 21) becaue I can't think of a better way or more
> productive way to spend my life than serving you.
>
> 22) becaue I want to be collared and owned by you
> and only you, I don't want to be collared by any
> other mistress than you.
>
> 23) because I want to be placed in either extremely
> long term to complete permanent Lifetime chastity
> by you and only you and have you be not only my
> owner but my lifetime keyholder mistress.
>
> 24) because I want to be tattooed for ownership and
> permanently wear your marks of ownership and
> permanently become YOUR slave for the rest of my
> life.
>
> 25) because I want to be completely owned by you
> as your slave, because, yes, I am a slave, and a
> slave without an owner is empty and completely
> without meaning and without you as my mistress
> my life as a slave has no purpose or meaning but
> as soon as you take complete control of me as
> your personal slave and property you Mistress"WILL
> COMPLETE ME" as a slave and give meaning and a
> sense of purpose to my life, for my life will now
> be complete and my life will finally be fulfilled
> because I will finally have found the one thing
> I have been missing all these years--YOU! I will
> finally have you as my mistress and owner!! my
> life will finally be complete.
>
> 26) for you my mistress are a true life and real
> life goddess to be worshipped, you are the supreme
> ruler, the ultimate and supreme dominant, the
> superior female, the supreme female and the most
> high supreme goddess, there is no one above you
> and you are truly and indeed worthy of having a
> slave to serve you and to serve your every want,
> need, desire, whim, craving and fantasy and to
> be at youir every beck and call 24 hours a day 7
> days a week so you can take your rightful place
> and position upon your throne so you can be the
> goddess of leisure you deserve to be and I goddess,
> seriously and sincerely want and desire to serve
> you as your full time 24/7 slav for the rest of
> my life.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Re: And look what I found today....from someone I have never even heard from.

Wow, talk about living in a fantasy world!! These are the type I think would likely run screaming from the house if you started to make their dreams a reality. Would think he could at least try to make the email perfect if he was that intent on impressing. Oh well, these are the woes of domination. LOL

Catalina

 

[MissTaken]

Exactly.

However, these types get a "Thank you, no, " message from me.

There could be a time and place for some of these sentiments, but vis a vis an introduction to who this person is, it sends all sorts of red flags.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Exactly.

However, these types get a "Thank you, no, " message from me.

There could be a time and place for some of these sentiments, but vis a vis an introduction to who this person is, it sends all sorts of red flags.

LOL, see this is where you show your class....most would not even bother with the 'thank you, no'.

Catalina

 

[Netzach]

I will bet 50 bucks that it's a cut and paste he sent to 10 other people, too. LOL.

Not that you aren't fabulously sexy, beautiful, commanding, kick-ass, stank-free, low-calorie, self-replenishing, automatic, intelligent, alluring, and foldable, too, Miss T.

 

[MissTaken]

That is a given.
Notice the arrows next to each line. This message was forwarded.

*sigh*

My bubble has been burst!



However, a little sincerity goes a long way and this person missed the mark.

 

[trodas]

Re: And look what I found today....from someone I have never even heard from.

Dear Mistress
hi it's slave *** here are 26 reasons I want to be owned by you:
(snip the rest)

...he definitively at least should correct the few typos into the text Well, i should not say i did not made them (hell, my english grammar IS terrible!), but i did not bother re-reading my posts
(sorry, not to mentioned as means of disrespect, just saving time and believing that it's readable)

catalina_francisco
Wow, talk about living in a fantasy world!! These are the type I think would likely run screaming from the house if you started to make their dreams a reality.

Almost certainly they do

 

[Four_Inch_Heels]

From complete strangers:

"i'll do ANYTHING for You, Mistress!" Anything? Yea, right.

"How may i serve You, Mistress?" Thanks, but no thanks! If *I* need/want something, I'll let you know!

What does work? Treat Me like a person. Get to know Me as a person......what I'm all about! Be respectful, and please don't grovel! Plenty of time for groveling later!