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i'm not a good writer so i can't write my own stories, but i would like to read more dog stories, men/women, whatever
Dixon Carter Lee
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Can "whatever" be, like, another dog?
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no, i mean a man or a woman or two women or a man and a woman etc.
poohlive
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I think I would be ok with a man and a dog, or a woman and a dog, or even a man and a woman and a dog, but a woman and a man?
It's people like you, who sicken me.... I don't even want to be a part of this board, because of you. I am just going to...
Yeah, ok, that was good.
There are a lot of dog stories. Personally, I can't write one, I just can't get inside the mind of a dog.. (this coming from a being that is next to the classification of pig inthe dictionary). Sorry, I don't do dogs...
yes, ok pun intended, so sue me.
I waive the right for anyone to sue me based on these allegations...
It's people like you, who sicken me.... I don't even want to be a part of this board, because of you. I am just going to...
Yeah, ok, that was good.
There are a lot of dog stories. Personally, I can't write one, I just can't get inside the mind of a dog.. (this coming from a being that is next to the classification of pig inthe dictionary). Sorry, I don't do dogs...
yes, ok pun intended, so sue me.
I waive the right for anyone to sue me based on these allegations...
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You crack me up Bro!! 
Luv yas.
Luv yas.
Dixon Carter Lee
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Okay, I've just finished the story about the two dogs that have sex. It's called, "Doing it Human Style", and I think it's pretty hot. Do you want it e-mailed?
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SeX with a what ever. beastly to think about1
I was walking in the deep dark forest on a damp dismal day. As I came around a big bend in the potholed path a big huge, Umm, Well, you know. one of those ah, darn I just can't say it, It was yes! An Umm, Well, Whatever! and it was right in front of my face. I was moving forward pretty fast so I ended up with my face barried in it it's Umm, Well, snatch. I pulled out and damm if the darned thing didn't suck me right back in. I pulled out! It pulled me back in! In Out In Out we went on for several minutes I think. Gosh did that "thing" smell like old fish or what. Suddenly it squished and sorta well spit me out. I was covered in Yuck!! The Umm Well Whatever dissappeared in the forest. I rushed back the way I came. Just as I emerged a man in a dark suit blocked my escape.
"God you smell like rotten fish. You must have had an encounter with a beast in there."
"No umm not a beast exactly an Umm Well, Whatever! I was just minding my own business when it, you know was in front of me. It was so big and..."
"Sounds beastly to me!"
"Well I guess it was beastly in that...."
"Don't bother telling me any more, I'm an FBA, thats Federal Beastiality Agent and your under arrest for promoting beastiality"
"But I didn't say beast um, like until you did. that's entrapment."
"Trap Smap tell it to the judge!" He told me slapping the hand cuffs on me.
Needless to say the judge wasn't very sympethetic to my story and that's why I'm in the slammer now.
The moral of the story is if you meet an Umm Well Whatever in the forest don't, as in DON"T mention anything about it being beastly!!!
I learned last week the Umm, Well, Whatever was part of a sting operation set up by the FBA. It was paid to umm do beastly beastly things! Oh shoot if they see this letter I'll get another 5 years!!!!
I was walking in the deep dark forest on a damp dismal day. As I came around a big bend in the potholed path a big huge, Umm, Well, you know. one of those ah, darn I just can't say it, It was yes! An Umm, Well, Whatever! and it was right in front of my face. I was moving forward pretty fast so I ended up with my face barried in it it's Umm, Well, snatch. I pulled out and damm if the darned thing didn't suck me right back in. I pulled out! It pulled me back in! In Out In Out we went on for several minutes I think. Gosh did that "thing" smell like old fish or what. Suddenly it squished and sorta well spit me out. I was covered in Yuck!! The Umm Well Whatever dissappeared in the forest. I rushed back the way I came. Just as I emerged a man in a dark suit blocked my escape.
"God you smell like rotten fish. You must have had an encounter with a beast in there."
"No umm not a beast exactly an Umm Well, Whatever! I was just minding my own business when it, you know was in front of me. It was so big and..."
"Sounds beastly to me!"
"Well I guess it was beastly in that...."
"Don't bother telling me any more, I'm an FBA, thats Federal Beastiality Agent and your under arrest for promoting beastiality"
"But I didn't say beast um, like until you did. that's entrapment."
"Trap Smap tell it to the judge!" He told me slapping the hand cuffs on me.
Needless to say the judge wasn't very sympethetic to my story and that's why I'm in the slammer now.
The moral of the story is if you meet an Umm Well Whatever in the forest don't, as in DON"T mention anything about it being beastly!!!
I learned last week the Umm, Well, Whatever was part of a sting operation set up by the FBA. It was paid to umm do beastly beastly things! Oh shoot if they see this letter I'll get another 5 years!!!!
