Dogmatism Tight

[dr_mabeuse]

This is some spam that Artina Heartflash received and forwarded to me:

"15 inches is a lot to take. Especially when you only contrive
have a 2 inch hole. Want to see these monstrous tools in action?
Looking pastime to hear the screams as they stretch open
these dogmatism tight holes? Hoping to hear the gagging that
a mouth stuffed with 15 inches makes?

"See rod's abundant as thick as a wrist and almost as long as
your arm. See unsuspecting women react when our blat
models drop their pants. See the one's that don't run out of the
room take these arrival massive members into every hole they
can squeeze them into.
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rlmeqfb neekm
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ql ito hwym yin p"

Where can I find a woman with a dogmatism tight hole? I'm not blat, but I'd like for them to take my arrival massive member anyhow.

---dr.M.

 

[Wantonica]

Main Entry: dog·ma·tism
Pronunciation: 'dog-m&-"ti-z&m, 'däg-
Function: noun
Date: 1603
1 : positiveness in assertion of opinion especially when unwarranted or arrogant
2 : a viewpoint or system of ideas based on insufficiently examined premises

I'm still trying to figure out what it means. Also, if the Guinness World Book of Records lists 13 inches as the longest penis, those fellows with 15 inches must be from out of this world.

Happy day,
Wantonica

 

[MathGirl]

Hubba hubba

Dear Dr M,
Thanks for sharing that. Where do you stumble across such gems? I'd like to see "rod's abundant."
MG

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

I'm still trying to figure out what it means. Also, if the Guinness World Book of Records lists 13 inches as the longest penis, those fellows with 15 inches must be from out of this world.

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I'm just speculating here(sad to say), but perhaps if you have a 15+ inch penis you've got more enjoyable opportunities to pursue than waiting on Guinness to drag out their official penis yardstick.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Main Entry: dog·ma·tism
Pronunciation: 'dog-m&-"ti-z&m, 'däg-
Function: noun
Date: 1603
1 : positiveness in assertion of opinion especially when unwarranted or arrogant

Well, if we change "assertion" to "insertion", and if "opinion" could be taken as slang for a penis (and almost any word qualifies as a slang term for a dick), then maybe it starts to make sense as a kind of determind sexual act.


MG,
Artina Heartflash, an old friend, forwarded it to me from some spam she'd received. You can't make stuff like this up.

I figured you'd appreciate it especially. We're kind of bent in the same direction. I'd really like to see the one's running out of the room when the blat drops his pants.

---dr.M.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But if the dick's gonna get hard, it has to be filled with blood. Now, if you're gonna fill 15" with blood, is there really blood enough left to stay awake during the whole act?

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

But if the dick's gonna get hard, it has to be filled with blood. Now, if you're gonna fill 15" with blood, is there really blood enough left to stay awake during the whole act?

Good point, svenskaflicka (math girl faked that quote, I swear!) Maybe this all has something to do with alarming detioration in our most precious American resource: the acting ability of our male pornographic film stars. For example, the original screenplay for All Anal Whores Volume IV, required the male lead to say:

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man posessed of a good fortune must be in need of a wife."

But instead he said

"Uhhh . . . that's it . . . take it"

I used to think it poor direction, or perhaps even substandard post production editing, but your theory might explain things even better.

 

[MathGirl]

Good point, sven.

Uh, oh. Here it comes!
MG

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Uh, oh. Here it comes!
MG

That sounds ominous.

 

[Guest]

That sounds ominous.

Xico: Sven is masculine; Svenska is a femme. It's one of the worst things someone can call her. Backing away, Perdita

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Sven and Ole

Xico: Sven is masculine; Svenska is a femme. It's one of the worst things someone can call her. Backing away, Perdita

I know that, I just have a rather unfortunate habit of shortening names to four characters, perd and math! Thank god for the edit function. And I'd've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids like mathgirl. Anyway, this reminds me of a good Sven and Ole joke. (My wife is from SD, her family from Minnesota, so you can't escape Sven and Ole jokes at Christmas)

Sven goes to Dr. Ole and says, my legs hurts. So the doc takes a look and then, frowning, pulls out his stethoscope. He listens to Sven's thigh and frowns. He puts the stethoscope to Sven's knee and the frown deepens. Finally, he puts the stethoscope to Sven's ankle and listens for a few minutes. His face gets very grave.
"Sven, I'm afraid I have bad news."

"What is it Dr. Ole?"

"I'm afraid you've got Scandinavian talking leg. When I listen to your thigh, it says 'I need ten bucks.' When I listen to your knee, it says 'I need twenty bucks.' And when I listen to you ankle, it says 'I need fifty bucks!"

"Gosh, doc. What does that mean?"

"Sven, I'm afraid your leg is broke."

 

[Guest]

svenoley joke

Eew!

Perd is fine; I'm Perdy, Purdy, Purd (unfavorite for rhyming), Purr, Pear and I'm sure others I've deleted from the memory bank.

Purrditta

 

[XicotencatlSmith]

Re: svenoley joke

Eew!

Yeah, it is pretty awful, isn't it? A real gem. I think her family has been telling that joke since they came over.

 

[Quasimodem]

But if the dick's gonna get hard, it has to be filled with blood. Now, if you're gonna fill 15" with blood, is there really blood enough left to stay awake during the whole act?

This is the basis of an old joke about a virgin dwarf, with a nineteen inch penis.

Every time it becomes unfurled, he passes out from a lack of blood flowing to the brain.

 

[gauchecritic]

"15 inches is a lot to take. Especially when you only contrive
have a 2 inch hole

I'd be more concerned about the fact that he appears to want to put it in sideways.

On the subject of blood, a Britcom. called "Coupling" makes the point about one of the characters (Patrick) having a long penis. You have only so much blood so to maintain an erection it is best to avoid thinking at all. The worst situation would be if you became embarrassed at the same time; "There just isn't enough blood in the human body."

Gauche

 

[Alex756]

Re: Re: Dogmatism Tight

I'd be more concerned about the fact that he appears to want to put it in sideways.

On the subject of blood, a Britcom. called "Coupling" makes the point about one of the characters (Patrick) having a long penis. You have only so much blood so to maintain an erection it is best to avoid thinking at all. The worst situation would be if you became embarrassed at the same time; "There just isn't enough blood in the human body."

Gauche

Some men are born lucky .... some men are born very lucky ...

What was Patrick born?

A tripod.

--Seris also on BBCA in state states and at least season one is out on region 1 DVD I bet season 2 (of 3 is also at least out but I don't personally own that yet)

Wonderful seris
Alex756

 

[wildsweetone]

Looking pastime to hear the screams as they stretch open
these dogmatism tight holes? ---dr.M.

I've been thinking about this... I'm bored, okay

Considering women give birth and during birth their body manages to squeeze out and entire baby's body... Aint it amazing that dogmatistically tight holes still exist?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

But if the dick's gonna get hard, it has to be filled with blood. Now, if you're gonna fill 15" with blood, is there really blood enough left to stay awake during the whole act?

Maybe so, maybe not. But it sounds like you've come up with one helluva fun cure for nose bleeds.

RF

 

[Quasimodem]

Maybe so, maybe not. But it sounds like you've come up with one helluva fun cure for nose bleeds.

RF

Maybe so, but think of the havoc Mother Nature could have caused, had She given men periods, and then had them try to refrain from getting an erection during their "time of the month." Either that, or else they would wind up suffering from anaemia.


* My SpellChecker just tried to change “anaemia” to “enema” which is, I believe, a valid comment.*

 

[MathGirl]

But it sounds like you've come up with one helluva fun cure for nose bleeds.

A dick up your nose?
Hay, Quaz,
What ever happened to Eddie Arnold?
Ps. Changing "anemia" to "enema" could sure give some hospital patients a big surprise.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

* My SpellChecker just tried to change “anaemia” to “enema” which is, I believe, a valid comment.*

Well, that's better than ANATHEMA, I guess. The US spelling for the word in question is ANEMIA.

RF

 

[Quasimodem]

Originally posted by MathGirl . . .
Hay, Quaz,
What ever happened to Eddie Arnold? . . .

Do you really mean Eddy Arnold, The Tennessee Plowboy, who performed such classics as “Mollie,” “Make the World Go Away” and “The Tennessee Stud?”
I’m not certain, but I believe someone took him up on the request in the second song’s lyrics.

Or, do you mean Edward Arnold, the actor who played - amongst others - Jim Taylor in “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,” D. B. Norton in “Meet John Doe,” and Pawnee Bill in “Annie Get Your Gun?”

I may be all wrong about your age, but I think that both individuals were a few years before “your” time.

 

[MathGirl]

Do you really mean Eddy Arnold, The Tennessee Plowboy,I may be all wrong about your age, but I think that both individuals were a few years before “your” time.

The one who yodeled "Lonesome Cattle Call." Yes, he was long before my time, but you can see what happens when I'm turned loose with a book about singing cowboys and acccess to the Internet.
MG
Ps. My favorite composers are Bach, Mozart, and Hank Williams. In no particular order.

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . the US spelling for the word in question is ANEMIA.
RF

For me “anaemia” is correct. Canadians always follow British spelling if that makes it more complicated.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

For me “anaemia” is correct. Canadians always follow British spelling if that makes it more complicated.

Maybe your spell checker is set for US instead of UK English. If this helps, I tried ANAEMIA on Word and it suggested ANEMIA.

RF