Dogging

PierceStreet said:
I hear their is a new trend in the UK that gives new meaning to "Walking the Dog".
Dear PS,
You Brits are always a step ahead of everyone else, aren't you?
MG
 
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PierceStreet said:
This beats the hell out of Chad and Jeremy
Dear PS,
I know Chad is in Africa. Is Jeremy the capital of one of those new Eastern European countries?
Geographically,
MG
 
Too bad for us here in the states - no one dares enter a park at night, too dangerous. I'd like to see an enterprising person create special dogging parks, all safe and with a cleanup crew, that'd be the American way.

Perdita
 
Hmmm

perdita said:
Too bad for us here in the states - no one dares enter a park at night, too dangerous. I'd like to see an enterprising person create special dogging parks, all safe and with a cleanup crew, that'd be the American way.

Perdita

What an enterprising idea, perdita. A pay park no doubt with "viewers" paying premium prices and "viewees" getting in free I presume?
 
OMG. It just occured to me. The possibilities are endless. Just think about "Ladies Night" :p
 
"dogging parks"

I wonder if the guys making Budwiser and operating parks like Busch Gardens would object to a name infringement?

Here's the line in the article that caught my eye: "doggers are a determined breed".

Thanks for sharing.

Clay - Wondering if it is possible to teach old doggers new tricks?
 
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giggle

nothing new about dogging in the park, been doing it for years:devil: it was never called that before though, the term dogging was used to describe voyeurism, as kids we used to go to the parking dogging on the older teens shagging in the bushes:D

lorri xxxxxxxxxxx the slut
 
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LorriLove said:
nothing new about dogging in the park, been doing it for years:devil: it was never called that before though, the term dogging was used to describe voyeurism, as kids we used to go to the parking dogging on the older teens shagging in the bushes:D

Good popint. I was just going to say:

What's new? Haven't we monkeys been doing that ever since when there was nothing but park all over to do it in?
 
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Icingsugar said:
Good popint. I was just going to say:

What's new? Haven't we monkeys been doing that ever since when there was nothing but park all over to do it in?

giggle, you said it ice honey, most of the old bonking parks are gone now, just one decent one left in our town, the rest have been concreted over or built on:( still we have some lovely walks by the river still, only cos you can't build fucking cheap houses on water i suppose though:confused:
 
. . . "We thought better lighting in parks might prevent it but it actually allows to see what they're doing better," he said . . .

Should have seen that coming. They kept doing it until they went blind :confused:

The Offical Mascot of Park Dogging is a Seeing Eye Dog. :rolleyes:
 
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Quasimodem said:
Should have seen that coming. They kept doing it until they went blind :confused:

The Offical Mascot of Park Dogging is a Seeing Eye Dog. :rolleyes:

funny i thought it was a one eyed bed snake:D
 
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LorriLove said:
giggle, you said it ice honey, most of the old bonking parks are gone now, just one decent one left in our town, the rest have been concreted over or built on:( still we have some lovely walks by the river still, only cos you can't build fucking cheap houses on water i suppose though:confused:

And then there is always the Great Outdoors. That thing a hour or twoaway called the countryside. Take my word for it, you have not dogged for real until you have nailed or been nailed against the bark of a pinewood tree. And you havent experienced a true turn-off until you have done it in what turned out to be an anthill.
 
I read about this yesterday and have been thinking of looking up airfares ever since! is this the new version of the glory hole?
 
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Icingsugar said:
And then there is always the Great Outdoors. That thing a hour or twoaway called the countryside. Take my word for it, you have not dogged for real until you have nailed or been nailed against the bark of a pinewood tree. And you havent experienced a true turn-off until you have done it in what turned out to be an anthill.

oh yes done all that honey, many times, and the anthill, giggle, well covered in the bloody things all of a sudden anyway:eek:

trouble is over here in uk all the land in the countryside is owned by greedy rich farmers who plead poverty, and equally rich fat bastard landowners who hate having to share their ill gotten gains with anyone resulting in all the open countryside being owned by someone who won't let people on to their land.

unlike scandinavia where as long as you don't do any damage you're welcome to roam, and bonk, and do a bit of dogging:D on anyone's land.
 
Dearest Lorri, love,

I trust if I make it over to your countryside you'll give me a map of the free-dogging spots, or perhaps a personal tour?

also looking at flights, Perdita ;) :kiss:
 
National Trust

The National Trust of England and Wales owns large areas of open land, including much of the coastline. They even provide convenient car parks for the colder weather when outdoor activities are unwise.

Much of their land, and that of English Heritage, is "open all reasonable hours" which means there are no gates or barriers to deter four and two-legged dogs.

Within ten minutes drive of my house I could point out half a dozen well used dogging sites. The nearest is 30 seconds walk.

The four legged dogs' deposits sometimes deter the two-legged variety. A cold wet nose on the arse is a definite deterrent.

Og

Edited to add PS: I am, of course, a paid up member of both The National Trust and English Heritage.
 
Dear Ogg,

Does your Trust and Heritage sell maps? (Thirty seconds walk - what a lucky bloke you are.)

Perdita
 
perdita said:
Dear Ogg,

Does your Trust and Heritage sell maps? (Thirty seconds walk - what a lucky bloke you are.)

Perdita

Of course. The definitive details are shown in annual guide books free to members. Includes access details for wheelchairs.

Og
(30 secs walk means that I am often an inadvertent auditor of dogging. The cold nose happened last week. The gentlemen performing was most upset. He might have objected more vehemently to the dog's owner except that the offending dog was one of three fully grown German Shepherds.)
 
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oggbashan said:

The four legged dogs' deposits sometimes deter the two-legged variety. A cold wet nose on the arse is a definite deterrent.
As long as they don't bite, I won't give a damn. Each to his own, I guess.
 
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LorriLove said:
trouble is over here in uk all the land in the countryside is owned by greedy rich farmers who plead poverty, and equally rich fat bastard landowners who hate having to share their ill gotten gains with anyone resulting in all the open countryside being owned by someone who won't let people on to their land.

If you share, I'm sure they'll share.

unlike scandinavia where as long as you don't do any damage you're welcome to roam, and bonk, and do a bit of dogging:D on anyone's land.

Come over some day. I'll show you my anthill.
 
Being of a certain age, I have enough land for a few dozen couples to play doggie together, without impeding each other.

My daughter's dogs might visit and interrupt, the cats might find bare bodies irresistible to rub against, and the hedgehog is very friendly. The toad isn't but is just as effective as the hedgehog at slug removal.

Rolling on to a large slug usually brings a premature end to dogging.

Og
 
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