Doggie Sex Doll?!

McKenna

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No kidding!

The French have come up with a "sex doll" for those little humpy dogs. I guess it beats getting humped on the leg, but how do you explain the doll to company?!

(Sorry, the site is in Dutch, but you can at least see the photo.) The article does say, "It's made from rubber so that the dog can get a good grip."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

They also advise that after the dog is done, to clean the doll thoroughly.

*snicker*

:D

Link.
 
Oh my.

I can't quite make up my mind if that's an aww! or a eww! picture
 
The more I looked at this the more I laughed. The more I laughed, the more I looked.

They gave it an English name, "Hotdoll". Would a dog really find it all that hot?!?

Do they make big and small ones? The little dog in the photo can barely reach! On the other hand, a great dane may have difficulty getting that low with the normal assistance a real bitch could provide.

With it's orange snout and feet, it almost looks like a duck. Does the Gosling know about this?!?

This was a good laugh!

Jenny
 
ROFL...

Is there anything that human can't make these days? :rolleyes:
 
Oh dear. People create some very strange things.

Although, on the list of bizarre animal related news I've read about in the past few days, this is on the normal side.
 
That was a very strange picture and I'm not sure I can come up with a witty comment for it and I thought things like this were only made in Japan. (no offense to any japanese people here)
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
That was a very strange picture and I'm not sure I can come up with a witty comment for it and I thought things like this were only made in Japan. (no offense to any japanese people here)
Why so?
 
Each culture has its very strange things. (America has micheal jackson the only famous person that i know of thats turned from a black man to a white girl, Japan just has lots of sex toys and stuff but meh i guess i'm just stereotyping sorry)
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
Each culture has its very strange things. (America has micheal jackson the only famous person that i know of thats turned from a black man to a white girl, Japan just has lots of sex toys and stuff but meh i guess i'm just stereotyping sorry)
LOL...That's one of the funniest comments about M.J. I've ever heard.

But I thought America had more sex toys than Japan??? :confused:
 
FatDino said:
LOL...That's one of the funniest comments about M.J. I've ever heard.

But I thought America had more sex toys than Japan??? :confused:

Only in America >.> and Japan is a lot more open with their sexuallity (I know i can't spell) then America is.
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
Only in America >.> and Japan is a lot more open with their sexuallity (I know i can't spell) then America is.
Hmm...Sorry Spawn, but I have to disagree on this. Japan is an Asian country, and their culture is still very Asian-like. People are actually very reserved there. Japanese are more open about sexuality than the rest of Asia, true, but sure as hell, not more than Americans.
 
FatDino said:
Hmm...Sorry Spawn, but I have to disagree on this. Japan is an Asian country, and their culture is still very Asian-like. People are actually very reserved there. Japanese are more open about sexuality than the rest of Asia, true, but sure as hell, not more than Americans.

Meh i'm just speaking from what Chris and his wife Tetehway (I know I butchered that name shes japanese) have told me.
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
Meh i'm just speaking from what Chris and his wife Tetehway (I know I butchered that name shes japanese) have told me.
That's weird. My friend who's studying in Japan told me a different story. Er well, I guess I just have to come see for myself...someday. :rolleyes:
 
FatDino said:
That's weird. My friend who's studying in Japan told me a different story. Er well, I guess I just have to come see for myself...someday. :rolleyes:

I always wanted to go to Japan but lets just say this we're both right and wrong and leave it at that :p
 
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the little guy's been sedated and just sort of draped over his blow-up babe?
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
I always wanted to go to Japan but lets just say this we're both right and wrong and leave it at that :p
That's a neat way to settle an argument-to-come. ;)
 
Spawn_of_Cloudy said:
Only in America >.> and Japan is a lot more open with their sexuallity (I know i can't spell) then America is.
Nope, they are more repressed in general- and that's a shame, because it didn't used to be like that. The Japanese used to be very open, and sex was a normal part of life. this began to change in about the mid-1800's as more and more Westerners came in. When Japan lost WWII, and the U.S and English armies rebuilt- that was the death knoll to Japanese-style sexuality. They went into a sort of ultimate prudism, and of course the more prudish a society is- the more it is fascinated by, and focussed on, sex.


So you get all kinds of erotic manga and anime, and some very fancy rope-work ;) but the photos (which are, you see, REAL PEOPLE) are airbrushed out, as if humans have white clouds in their crotches. it's pretty disconcerting. As far as the natives having good healthy sex lives, well... I lived there for two years and I can't say that I noticed many of 'em. And I heard some pretty wild stories, too :rolleyes:

Anyways, about the sexpop- I am flabbergasted at the utterly European styling of the thing. I think the article says it comes in two sizes... or maybe "twee marten" is two colors?

Out of all that furrin' gibberish, I can pick out one gem; "seksspeeltje" means "Sex toy":D
 
Stella_Omega said:
Nope, they are more repressed in general- and that's a shame, because it didn't used to be like that. The Japanese used to be very open, and sex was a normal part of life. this began to change in about the mid-1800's as more and more Westerners came in. When Japan lost WWII, and the U.S and English armies rebuilt- that was the death knoll to Japanese-style sexuality. They went into a sort of ultimate prudism, and of course the more prudish a society is- the more it is fascinated by, and focussed on, sex.


So you get all kinds of erotic manga and anime, and some very fancy rope-work ;) but the photos (which are, you see, REAL PEOPLE) are airbrushed out, as if humans have white clouds in their crotches. it's pretty disconcerting. As far as the natives having good healthy sex lives, well... I lived there for two years and I can't say that I noticed many of 'em. And I heard some pretty wild stories, too :rolleyes:

Anyways, about the sexpop- I am flabbergasted at the utterly European styling of the thing. I think the article says it comes in two sizes... or maybe "twee marten" is two colors?

Out of all that furrin' gibberish, I can pick out one gem; "seksspeeltje" means "Sex toy":D

*doesn't even read that* Stella wins >.<
 
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