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Nothing but silly verse here, please

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four little women went climbing a hill
three came back down, one is up there still
one is up there still, at the very top
cause three little women did not want to stop

so one little woman said "go on ahead
I will sit for a while and go later instead"
three women walked on to wait down below
in the tent where they camped on a nearby plateau

and so goes the verse of four women that went
first up a hill, and then down to a tent
so if you ask "what is the point of this drawl?"
this poem does really have no point at all
 
How do I want theee?

toasted, on both sides, grilled cheese
Open wide, ohh baby slide slide
your crusties in here for me

how do i want thee?

like linguini, covered in sauce,
wench that you are, tee heee
I wanna lick your noodles, mater free

how do i want thee?

like steak, bloody rare
with fat dripping on the edges, there
no need for paring, its mine, quit staring
 
Maria2394 said:
How do I want theee?

toasted, on both sides, grilled cheese
Open wide, ohh baby slide slide
your crusties in here for me

how do i want thee?

like linguini, covered in sauce,
wench that you are, tee heee
I wanna lick your noodles, mater free

how do i want thee?

like steak, bloody rare
with fat dripping on the edges, there
no need for paring, its mine, quit staring
May I borrow this to put on a Valentine? lol
Oh darlin', I want you toasted on both sides. hee hee
 
Liar said:
Nothing but silly verse here, please

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four little women went climbing a hill
three came back down, one is up there still
one is up there still, at the very top
cause three little women did not want to stop

so one little woman said "go on ahead
I will sit for a while and go later instead"
three women walked on to wait down below
in the tent where they camped on a nearby plateau

and so goes the verse of four women that went
first up a hill, and then down to a tent
so if you ask "what is the point of this drawl?"
this poem does really have no point at all
When I read the first stanza, it reminded me of something I'd write. Very quirky and I like it!
 
WickedEve said:
May I borrow this to put on a Valentine? lol
Oh darlin', I want you toasted on both sides. hee hee


Darlin Evie, you may use anything I write for almost any purpose, just nothin too serious!! :D
 
Tinfoil cavity ouch
Its supposed to be Pizza
Crusty old sailor shoulda
Fueled up at the wharf

Scarf scarf
Rain rain
waiting on snows
tomorrows again.
 
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