Dog freaking out...what can I do?

[penguindance]

 

[Saint Peter]

Take the dog to Hunter's Safety class?

 

[Wiggles]

Maybe you could take him for a little drive around town? He might just have cabin fever.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

When does your husband get home? Sounds like your puppy misses him terribly!

 

[penguindance]

 

[EviL OliVe]

Dog as a devil - deified, lived as a god.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

I wonder if there is a dog lovers or a veterinarian website that would have a suggestion?

 

[Guest]

Try putting one of your husband's unwashed shirts where your dog sleeps, it may help to make him feel a little bit better to be able to smell his (your husband's) scent. He's missing his buddy.

 

[EviL OliVe]

Uh....what?

Read it backwards.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

Try putting one of your husband's unwashed shirts where your dog sleeps, it may help to make him feel a little bit better to be able to smell his (your husband's) scent. He's missing his buddy.

*reluctantly quoting unreg*

This is a good idea, actually.

 

[EviL OliVe]

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

 

[Guest]

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

Why the fuck is this person doing this? It's annoying as hell!

 

[EviL OliVe]

A dog! A panic in a pagoda!

 

[Guest]

Sarah...that's a good idea, I'll do a search. Kitte suggested some product (I can't think of the name right now), but we don't have a pet store here, so I can't get it.

Unregistered...I'm definitely going to have to try that. I'll check the hamper...hopefully I didn't get all of his laundry done yet, lol. Along these same lines, he has spent a lot of time sleeping in our bed, I'm sure that is because it smells like him or something.

Good luck - makes me sad for your puppy! Wish you could make him understand his buddy will be home soon!

 

[Guest]

Why the fuck is this person doing this? It's annoying as hell!

Palindromes. Like "Madam I am Adam"

Edited cause I'm half asleep.

 

[EviL OliVe]

Why the fuck is this person doing this? It's annoying as hell!

Are you annoyed because you can't think of a palindrome or because I'm not providing an actual answer to the question asked?

























Flee to me, remote elf.

 

[EviL OliVe]

anagrams. Like "Madam I am Adam"

Palindromes* - Like Evil Olive

 

[EviL OliVe]

Anograms:

snooze alarms = alas! no more z's

the Morse code = here come dots

the earthquakes = that queer shake

Statue of Liberty = built to stay free

 

[Guest]

I understand what they are. I asked WHY Olive keeps doing it!

Because it is annoying as hell! LOL

 

[EviL OliVe]

anagrams. Like "Madam I am Adam"

Madam I am Adam is not a palindrome.

Madam, I'm Adam is though.

 

[EviL OliVe]

I understand what they are. I asked WHY Olive keeps doing it!

Because it is annoying as hell! LOL

And Olive asked WHY you are annoyed by them.

 

[patient1]

Have you offered him chicken livers? They're cheap.