Does your shit stink??

[FlamingoBlue]

Mine sure does!!!

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[erosman]

Shit?

Shit No!

 

[Rubyfruit]

It does! And so does the shit of my two year old twins in diapers and my five year old who can't wipe his butt yet. Not to mention the dog I pick up after or the bathroom after my husband has been in it for 20 minutes.

I'm inclined to say, at this point, that basically everybody's shit stinks.

 

[Guest]

 

[nasty]

Does my shit stink?

Mine doesn't. It REALLY stinks.

 

[Calamity Jane]

It does! And so does the shit of my two year old twins in diapers and my five year old who can't wipe his butt yet. Not to mention the dog I pick up after or the bathroom after my husband has been in it for 20 minutes.

I'm inclined to say, at this point, that basically everybody's shit stinks.

I'm with Ruby....

mine... yup
hubby... eeeewwww yup
5 year old's YUP
2 year old's... yup... but she DID poopie in the toilet today which is such a cool mommy moment... almost done with diapers!

 

[Rubyfruit]

2 year old's... yup... but she DID poopie in the toilet today which is such a cool mommy moment... almost done with diapers!

Oh god, I can't wait. One of mine I've gotten to go on the toilet a couple of times, but only because she starts crying when she starts a poop. It's big trauma. So I sit her on the toilet. The other would rather sneak off when I'm dressing twin 1, and poop behind the coffee table, or on it.

I'm almost done, I'm almost done.

 

[mig]

This is the sort of thread I like just before breakfast.

And no it doesn't.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh god, I can't wait. One of mine I've gotten to go on the toilet a couple of times, but only because she starts crying when she starts a poop. It's big trauma. So I sit her on the toilet. The other would rather sneak off when I'm dressing twin 1, and poop behind the coffee table, or on it.

I'm almost done, I'm almost done.

ok... DEFINITELY not coming to visit you til they're potty trained... ON THE COFFEE TABLE???? Geez... maybe you should kennel train them instead?

she's not quite two... not til March, but this is all her idea, so we're going for it. The oldest one didn't poopie in the toilet until literally minutes before the youngest was born... so i missed two in diapers by about this || much!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

This may be another classic thread....

Ya never know. We neede a truly shitty thread on the B.B.


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[Rubyfruit]

ok... DEFINITELY not coming to visit you til they're potty trained... ON THE COFFEE TABLE???? Geez... maybe you should kennel train them instead?

I never figured you for a chickenshit! Come on, maybe your 2 year old can inspire my two.

I really thought about the whole kennel training idea, but I figured CPS would frown on it. What do you think?

 

[nasty]

A shitty thread that wasn't started by me. Who knew?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I never figured you for a chickenshit! Come on, maybe your 2 year old can inspire my two.

I really thought about the whole kennel training idea, but I figured CPS would frown on it. What do you think?

Decorate the kennel and call it a playpen... it'll be fiiine.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Decorate the kennel and call it a playpen... it'll be fiiine.

You fucking did it to me again! Ok, that's it. This time it's wine and I know it's going to fuck with my keyboard. Send the new one to 555 Slutrow, Fuckmecity, USA.

 

[Calamity Jane]

You fucking did it to me again! Ok, that's it. This time it's wine and I know it's going to fuck with my keyboard. Send the new one to 555 Slutrow, Fuckmecity, USA.

lol

Didn't come out your nose did it? Man, that's the WORST...

and you totally deserve it for calling me a chicken shit

 

[Jack Schitt]

Does your shit stink?

Sometimes worse than others..why, I remember one time......

 

[nasty]

Excellent opening post. Glad to meet ya, Schitthead.

 

[christophe]

Does mine stink: It is why small children fear the night!

Does my wifes: nope smells like roses

My kid: omg hes learning well from dad

Why did I just share this

 

[Starfish]

Send the new one to 555 Slutrow, Fuckmecity, USA.

Due to new Zoning the address has changed to be 666 Slutrow.


Night time is the right time, Night time is the right time.

Did you bring the sacrificial bottle cork?

 

[sch00lteacher]

If I eat onions or hard boiled eggs...

Man you better have a gas mask handy.