Does your man fart?

[Zamdrist]

I spent part of my day with my former SO. I was there to fix her computers and network, so she fed me take-out chineese (General Chicken! Yum!).

I was there for like, I dunno 4-5 hours and I got a bit comfortable, and pinched off a fart...

Now when we first got together several years back, I'd like go into the bathroom to this. Funny though she caught on quickly as the fart would echo off the bathroom tiles.

Qwuaaaaaaaff! (Hey, it's a fart sound, you try to spell it!)

She said, don't worry about it, be comfortable, let them rip whenever, wherever.

But needless to say, I was quiet embarrased! LOL.

 

[StrawberryPez]

Awww...you can be so darn cute hahaha

 

[Ginny]

POODLE




speaking of poodles....omg...have you ever been around a dog when they tooted?.....holy dogshit.....those lil canines have DEADLY ones......

 

[badasschick]

Have you read this book?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Zamdrist]

badasschick: No, but it looks funny as hell. You?

POODLE!

Mr Brat is in the habit of letting one go whenever he wants...he seems to think it is like foreplay or something.

I think you're on to something there. I don't think you're all that far off the mark. LOL

 

[OpposingBalance]

hey Zamdrist, thats a Lenny Kravitz quote? I thought it was from Madonnas justify my love....

 

[badasschick]

Yepper, I own it and it's companion "Everyone poops".

 

[Zamdrist]

hey Zamdrist, thats a Lenny Kravitz quote? I thought it was from Madonnas justify my love....

The jury may still be out on that one. I watch VH1 quite a bit, mostly for the biographies, and there was mention that Kravitz wrote Erotica for Madonna. So I'm assuming the credit should go to him. But yes, it is a Madonna song.

Can anyone confirm this and with proof?

I'll correct it immediately if I'm wrong.

 

[Zamdrist]

Yepper, I own it and it's companion "Everyone poops".

Aren't you a sweet gal

 

[badasschick]

Don't I know it

 

[Zamdrist]

Don't I know it

 

[Ginny]

The jury may still be out on that one. I watch VH1 quite a bit, mostly for the biographies, and there was mention that Kravitz wrote Erotica for Madonna. So I'm assuming the credit should go to him. But yes, it is a Madonna song.

Can anyone confirm this and with proof?

I'll correct it immediately if I'm wrong.

you're right zam cutie....

http://www.geocities.com/~allmadonna/lyrics/immaculate.html


JUSTIFY MY LOVE

I wanna kiss you in Paris
I wanna hold your hand in Rome
I wanna run naked in a rainstorm
Make love in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love
Hoping, praying
For you to justify my love

I want to know you
Not like that
I don't wanna be your mother
I don't wanna be your sister either
I just wanna be your lover
I wanna be your baby
Kiss me, that's right, kiss me

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love
Yearning, burning
For you to justify my love

What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
We can fly!

Poor is the man
Whose pleasures depend
On the permission of another

Love me, that's right, love me
I wanna be your baby

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love
I'm open and ready
For you to justify my love

(C) 1990 Written by Lenny Kravitz, Additional Lyrics by Madonna

 

[sexy-girl]

zam girls "pass wind" (i am english) too ... even the pope does

 

[Zamdrist]

you're right zam cutie....

Wow, what service! Thanks Gin!

Now tell me something I don't know...just kidding

 

[Zamdrist]

zam girls "pass wind" (i am english) too ... even the pope does

No shit...?

I could have sworn Johnny Tolmades in third grade told me they couldn't! It was physically impossible.

 

[sexy-girl]

No shit...?

no we dont sh*t when we fart ... that's the difference between men and women ... skid marks











P.S sorry

 

[Zamdrist]

no we dont sh*t when we fart ... that's the difference between men and women ... skid marks

Ohhh, now you're gonna tell me girls don't have skid marks...?

Why do I have a hard time believing that?

P.S. Check out Chastel of Crete in my sig line, I think you might dig that sort of thing

 

[Wiggles]

Are you kidding? It's my nightly entertainment.

Every evening it gets more and more extravagant. I think he's trying to impress me!



And about this skid mark stuff, I don't think that's normal. Grown people don't do that kind of thing. Use the toilet paper, it's healthy. Don's scrimp just to save money.

<Gag>

 

[Zamdrist]

Are you kidding? It's my nightly entertainment.

Every evening it gets more and more extravagant. I think he's trying to impress me!

He is! Trust me! It's the mating call of the new century!

Yeah, skid marks are kinda nasty. But shit happens.

 

[Ginny]

lmao at mating call......erpppp.....my pussy zips its slit closed when it hears man-noise like that....

 

[Zamdrist]

lmao at mating call......erpppp.....my pussy zips its slit closed when it hears man-noise like that....

LMAO! I can never image Ginny's pussy zipping closed

But yeah...

 

[RastaPope]

Zamdrist..

That av is possibly the most disgusting photograph I've seen in my life.


Thanks for the nightmares, buddy.

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Zamdrist..

Thanks for the nightmares, buddy.

Do you not like red?

 

[sexy-girl]

was it my fault this threads going down hill ?

it started with cute roses and ended with dirty underwear