Does your babysitter snoop like mine?

[SoloGirl42]

Single Mom here... I'm 98% sure my babysitter (female) has been successfully snooping through my computer, bedroom drawers and closet. I like to record some of my masturbation sessions, it turns me on. Well, yesterday I can home to find one of my videos in Windows recently played list. Naturally, it was one of my kinkier sessions - she saw it all.. i think. Long story short, has this happened to anyone else and what did you do about it?

 

[CaudaLinea]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah. You're a woman. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[CaudaLinea]

Single Mom here... I'm 98% sure my babysitter (female) has been successfully snooping through my computer, bedroom drawers and closet. I like to record some of my masturbation sessions, it turns me on. Well, yesterday I can home to find one of my videos in Windows recently played list. Naturally, it was one of my kinkier sessions - she saw it all.. i think. Long story short, has this happened to anyone else and what did you do about it?

Oh, before I forget, quoted for posterity.

 

[SoloGirl42]

Oh, before I forget, quoted for posterity.

? not sure where that came from... or what it means for that matter.

Your a woman? Yeah right

 

[warrior queen]

Why in hell didn't you password protect your computer?

 

[CHNOPS]

May I be the first to congratulate you on making your first thread that wasn't about pussy slapping.

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=21951441

 

[CaudaLinea]

Your schtick is a dime a dozen around here. You're a dude, it's so obvious. We've seen this before. A gazillion times. More like a kajillion zillion times. We've seen that hollow, fake mature woman seduces young babysitter fantasy so often, there are even subgenres involving cheer squads and lesbian cats with pompoms. If you are going to come onto a porn board full of writers, at least try to be less derivative with your imaginary scenario full of doom. Just sayin'.

 

[blunt_trauma]

a woman.
with kids.
and self porn.
who doesn't password protect.

*cough*dude*cough*

 

[Ham Murabi]

Last week the baby sitter came over a bit early. I gave her the instructions, then asked if she had shaved her twat recently. She told me she hadn't.
I marched her into the bathroom, told her to strip and sat her ass down on the counter next to the sink.
To punish her, I gave her an enema and made her hold it while I gave her a shave. My bad - she shit all over the bathroom floor.
Does that ever happen to anyone else here?

 

[warrior queen]

a woman.
with kids.
and self porn.
who doesn't password protect.

*cough*dude*cough*

I was being nice... the new, growed-up wq.

 

[CaudaLinea]

Yes. This is what I have been saying. He has a nut sack. Balls. A penis. Albeit pretty small, it is probably still considered a cock.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yes. This is what I have been saying. He has a nut sack. Balls. A penis. Albeit pretty small, it is probably still considered a cock.

You know, those are not all the same thing.

 

[CaudaLinea]

I do not understand why you would think I would think those are the same thing. Of course they are not. Dumbass.

 

[piccicatopolka]

The naughty nature of the thread set-up has turned out to be better than the follow up commentary.

 

[CHNOPS]

I do not understand why you would think I would think those are the same thing. Of course they are not. Dumbass.

Apology accepted.

 

[SoloGirl42]

Your schtick is a dime a dozen around here. You're a dude, it's so obvious. We've seen this before. A gazillion times. More like a kajillion zillion times. We've seen that hollow, fake mature woman seduces young babysitter fantasy so often, there are even subgenres involving cheer squads and lesbian cats with pompoms. If you are going to come onto a porn board full of writers, at least try to be less derivative with your imaginary scenario full of doom. Just sayin'.

Who said anything about seducing a babysitter? Who said anything about a mature woman? If you don't like the tread, don't read it. I guess "Really Really Experienced" members are also real, real morons. Congratulate yourselves for turning yet another member away by your condescending attitude. You "write" stories about lesbian cats for goodness sake, get over yourselves.

 

[blunt_trauma]

you cared enough to research the posters who hurted your feelings?

 

[eyer]

~ ~...

 

[CHNOPS]

Who said anything about seducing a babysitter? Who said anything about a mature woman? If you don't like the tread, don't read it. I guess "Really Really Experienced" members are also real, real morons. Congratulate yourselves for turning yet another member away by your condescending attitude. You "write" stories about lesbian cats for goodness sake, get over yourselves.

Dude: you're a dude.

Shut it.

 

[SoloGirl42]

you cared enough to research the posters who hurted your feelings?

Hummmm, and you GUYS think your writers? "Hurted"?

Thousand apologies. Go ahead and give it to me - it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Not much I can say to defend myself on that post. Regardless, I am a female and I am leaving... thx

 

[blunt_trauma]

Hummmm, and you GUYS think your writers? "Hurted"?

Thousand apologies. Go ahead and give it to me - it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Not much I can say to defend myself on that post. Regardless, I am a female and I am leaving... thx

hurted is obvious and deliberate baby talk.

funny man!

 

[CaudaLinea]

These Playground types don't understand the nuance of our humor. Amateurs. They get so butthurt so easily.

And I love how he went down still claiming he's a chick. Heh.

 

[Phelia]

These Playground types don't understand the nuance of our humor. Amateurs. They get so butthurt so easily.

And I love how he went down still claiming he's a chick. Heh.

You are hilarious and I love you.

In regards to the OP, yeahhhh, I totally hate it when, as a woman, I'm doing something totally normal and womanly, like grocery shopping in a mini-skirt without panties on or masturbating in front of my busy-street-facing bay window and someone sees and we end up having sex, logically. Ugh. It happens like, all the time.

 

[CHNOPS]

I caught my babysitter imaginarily sucking my cock with her twin sister.

 

[thør]

I caught my babysitter imaginarily sucking my cock with her twin sister.

Did she get double pay?