Does the ubiquitous phrase "lit member"...

[tortoise]

...make anyone else wince and cross their legs?

 

[bluemuse]

No, but "Litster" does.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's like the difference between "Trekkie" and "Trekker".

Okay, it's nothing like that. Still, I got introduce Star Trek into a thread. Keen.

 

[tortoise]

Litster is goofy. "Mrs. Cleaver, can the Litster come out to play?"

But at least Litster doesn't evoke images of third degree burns in delicate regions.

<shudder>

 

[bluemuse]

Why does nothing make sense to me, today?

 

[tortoise]

It's like the difference between "Trekkie" and "Trekker".

Okay, it's nothing like that. Still, I got introduce Star Trek into a thread. Keen.

Who would be more likely to set fire to their junk: James T. Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard?

 

[tortoise]

Why does nothing make sense to me, today?

Think "lit" in the candle sense.

See? <wince>

 

[bluemuse]

OMG!! I just got it. I don't deserve to be here. I am not worthy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why does nothing make sense to me, today?

Once a polly tie tode, when our young worle was fresh in univerbs and Englande its beauty
garden, a young lad set out in the early mordee, to find it deef wisdom and true love in flower
petals arrayed.

 

[Tantanah]

Think "lit" in the candle sense.

See? <wince>

LOL what a visual...

 

[tortoise]

OMG!! I just got it. I don't deserve to be here. I am not worthy.

Pshaw. Your mind just has a built-in V-Chip that self-censors images such as flaming penii, for which you should be eternally grateful.

 

[bluemuse]

Once a polly tie tode, when our young worle was fresh in univerbs and Englande its beauty
garden, a young lad set out in the early mordee, to find it deef wisdom and true love in flower
petals arrayed.

Why do I feel nauseous??

 

[Orwell84]

Hey, bartender, how about a couple of kamikazies (sp?) down here. I'm thinking it's been a long Monday, and it's time to get lit up.

 

[tortoise]

Perhaps it's the acrid stench of burnt....

Okay, I'll stop.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Once apollytito and Goldiloppers set out in the deep dark of the forry. She was carry a basket with buttere-flabe and cheesy flavour.

 

[WhatsHerName]

Perhaps it's the acrid stench of burnt....

Okay, I'll stop.

Lit Member did nothing for me...but that last statement...brought up the nausia.

 

[bluemuse]

Good Lord! This is worse than riding the Tilt-a-whirl with a belly full of nachos.

 

[tortoise]

 The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since devlinsfirst loved livvy.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

 The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since devlinsfirst loved livvy.

Yes, I agree. This would be a much more euphonious term than "lit member."

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Good Lord! This is worse than riding the Tilt-a-whirl with a belly full of nachos.

Or a limo with a belly full of escargot.

 

[bluemuse]

Or a limo with a belly full of escargot.

Don't forget the martinis, hon.

 

[tortoise]

Escargot makes for an excellent martini garnish.

Or was that a Manhattan?

 

[nudeintpa]

.....

 

[riff]

Not really. Just a bunch of idiots here, when ya think about it.

 

[tortoise]

Hi riff!