Does she exist??

[ShamelessFlirt]

Searching for millionairess nymphomaniac with ties to the liquor and porn industry possessing broken moral compass (in other words willing to have a long term affair with a married man).

Ideal candidate would live close to NY (or have a chaffered limo or chartered plane at the ready) and be willing to have an exclusive relationship (sex toys aren't cheating). Must be comfortable with her sexuality (read horny exhibitionist), willing to try new things (and if it's not new, repeat it several dozen times) and considerate enough to stifle a laugh during those awkward moments in bed when things don't go quite as planned.

Please have medical records available for review including any psychiatric evaluations or court ordered TRO's.

References appreciated but not required.

Serious inquiries only.

 

[lovetoread]

Well darn you had me until the medical records part.

Shh this is a secret but, I really am a guy...Bubba is my name....just dont tell anyone and I'll get the plane ready....

 

[Savage Kitten]

Serious inquiries only.

Shit! I'm so over-qualified!

 

[juicylips]

Searching for nymphomaniac possessing broken moral compass (in other words willing to have a long term affair with a married man).

Ideal candidate would live close to OH (or have a chaffered limo or chartered plane at the ready) and be willing to have an exclusive relationship (sex toys aren't cheating). Must be comfortable with her sexuality (read horny exhibitionist), willing to try new things (and if it's not new, repeat it several dozen times) and considerate enough to stifle a laugh during those awkward moments in bed when things don't go quite as planned.

Please have medical records available for review including any psychiatric evaluations or court ordered TRO's.

References appreciated but not required.

Serious inquiries only.

SF,
Edited your post a little so that I would be considered a serious inquirey

Hope you find who you are looking for...

Cassidy

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Looking for?

JL,
Wasn't looking for anything per-se. Posted this as a goof. I half expected to get flamed by people who thought I was serious.

Should have known better, the minds around here are to sharp to fool! Either that or they've already learned NOT to take me seriously.


But on the off chance she IS out there ...lol


Oh, note to Bubba ...
It may have worked out despite your manhood, I'm really a lesbian. What airport you flying into?

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Looking for?

Oh, note to Bubba ...
It may have worked out despite your manhood, I'm really a lesbian. What airport you flying into?

Whats closest....my fine filly?

Bubba

 

[Javagirl]

MY qualifications....

First, a man who can spell. It's spelled"chauffeured" not "chaffered".

Well, that knocked you off my list! Also, "money-grubbing, shallow, gold-digging, looking for a sugar-mama" boys need NOT apply!

Get over your bad ass self!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

There's the flame

Didn't I say something about Flame and the minds here being too sharp to fool?

Guess I should have known better

 

[hotti]

(I'm glad you're off her list, leaves more of you for me!! mwa-hahahahah!)

I may not fulfill all the qualifications above (no millions, no car - chaffered or chauffered, and no plane <sigh>, and the closest ties I have to the liquor/porn industry is the liquor store at the corner and the lingerie shop next to it....), but I'll take ya, honey...


After all, "I could care less about your spelling, but I don't see how!" *G*

Big hugs and Eskimo kisses,
S

 

[A Knotty One]

"chauffeUred" javagirl?

hmmm......we who correct must be accurate ourselves.
*old jungle saying*

shameless, u da man. when ure mission impossible is accomplished, toss me the chartered jet you 'ole dog.

---------------------------------> outta here!

Knot Knot Knottin' on heaven's door.....

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

More, or all?

I may not fulfill all the qualifications above (no millions, no car - chaffered or chauffered, and no plane <sigh>, and the closest ties I have to the liquor/porn industry is the liquor store at the corner and the lingerie shop next to it....), but I'll take ya, honey...


After all, "I could care less about your spelling, but I don't see how!" *G*

Big hugs and Eskimo kisses,
S

I would be a fool to let an opportunity like this pass me by.

Yours for the taking (after of course a talk about physiology, and what you're going to have to do to take me as opposed to my taking you <EG>)

Oh, and in defense of my spelling ...

"Women aren't the only one's who can miss a period." Can you say "TYPO"??

One word wrong and I get jumped on. She must be SOMEBODIES ex wife ... LMAO!

I think after Hotti's generous offer, this thread should die a slow agonizing death!

Knotty, the Jet's yours! I'm going to catch a hockey game!!

 

[tulip2lipservice]

WEll, I Exist

Nice posting Shameless.. I hope that the other one out there will contact you. Wink....

 

[lovetoread]

Re: There's the flame

Didn't I say something about Flame and the minds here being too sharp to fool?

Guess I should have known better

Ahhh it will be alright.....

Bubba will make it better....have I introduced you to my brother/father Danny Boy?

 

[hotti]

hmm, not sure where I went wrong there... I offer myself up, and he thinks hockey game!! i would think 'typical male' *G* if I didn't know better, lol!