Does Sal need a lawyer?

[S-Des]

I received an e-card from my ex (actually my daughter did, I just had to help her watch it), when I stumbled across this. Sal, I'm pretty sure you have a case (either that or now we know what you do in your off hours).

 

[cloudy]

I received an e-card from my ex (actually my daughter did, I just had to help her watch it), when I stumbled across this. Sal, I'm pretty sure you have a case (either that or now we know what you do in your off hours).

link doesn't work.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm assuming its the thumb animals cards. Unfortunately people have been doing thumb portraits for ages. If it were my thumb, I might call a lawyer. However if your daughter sent you a card with the sexiest thumb in the universe on it, I would highly suggest better parental controls for her system

 

[S-Des]

I'm assuming its the thumb animals cards. Unfortunately people have been doing thumb portraits for ages. If it were my thumb, I might call a lawyer. However if your daughter sent you a card with the sexiest thumb in the universe on it, I would highly suggest better parental controls for her system

It would be funny if the person at Hallmark happened to be an AH regular.

 

[Guest]

I'm assuming its the thumb animals cards. Unfortunately people have been doing thumb portraits for ages. If it were my thumb, I might call a lawyer. However if your daughter sent you a card with the sexiest thumb in the universe on it, I would highly suggest better parental controls for her system

But you are having protected thumb sex, aren't you?

(worried AH person)

 

[S-Des]

link doesn't work.

It should . . . the url is www. hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/leaf|10001|10051|-102242|147551;-102001;11444;-102242||||ecards|3

It's the thumb animal card (says Guess Who Loves You).

 

[S-Des]

But you are having protected thumb sex, aren't you?

(worried AH person)

I hadn't even considered it being "Son Of Sal".

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

But you are having protected thumb sex, aren't you?

(worried AH person)

Yes I am quite safe, using one of those thumb cover things they sell at office supply stores so you don't get paper cuts when you file.

I've heard stories of the things you can catch that makes your digits turn green and fall of by thub wrestling with skanky ho thumbs.

 

[Guest]

Yes I am quite safe, using one of those thumb cover things they sell at office supply stores so you don't get paper cuts when you file.

I've heard stories of the things you can catch that makes your digits turn green and fall of by thub wrestling with skanky ho thumbs.

Oh, good.



(you wanna thumb wrestle?)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Oh, good.



(you wanna thumb wrestle?)

ooooh yeah!

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!

 

[Guest]

ooooh yeah!

1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war!

Sorry - I needed more rum.

Is oil a necessity in thumb wrestling?

(Or can it be?)

 

[S-Des]

Sorry - I needed more rum.

Is oil a necessity in thumb wrestling?

(Or can it be?)

Can I watch? Sorry, it's Friday night, and I'm at home doing nothing, while my girlfriend is at a strip club looking at naked women. There really is something wrong with my life.

 

[Guest]

Can I watch? Sorry, it's Friday night, and I'm at home doing nothing, while my girlfriend is at a strip club looking at naked women. There really is something wrong with my life.

Why is she at a strip club?

 

[S-Des]

Why is she at a strip club?

Her girlfriend & her husband are taking Kiten out. They know she needs a night away from the house. I know she does too, it's just a bummer because we finally have a night we're both free.

 

[Guest]

Her girlfriend & her husband are taking Kiten out. They know she needs a night away from the house. I know she does too, it's just a bummer because we finally have a night we're both free.

Will she take pictures to share?

 

[S-Des]

Will she take pictures to share?

I know her last trip caused a story that lasted for several nights (very pleasant ones, if I remember correctly ). They have very nice rules in Florida strip clubs.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Her girlfriend & her husband are taking Kiten out. They know she needs a night away from the house. I know she does too, it's just a bummer because we finally have a night we're both free.

Will she take pictures to share?

Better yet, will there be thumb wrestling?