Does my big black cock scare off da white womens?

Scares all the women off, but I know some ponies that would love you.

Ishmael
 
SmoothBlackGuy said:
You betta recognize, i loves me some white womens. Alla ya'll should worship da temple of my cock.

We're sorry to inform you that all of "da white womens" (along with a few others) are currently worshipping Dillinger's "whale cock".

Please take a number.

Also, please note: No cock worshipping can commence until said cock has been viewed by all worshippers present.
 
Black cock is the only cock that counts. You are correct.
 
My extreme blackness gives me powers, I knows all da white womens think my cock is the greatest thing since fohties. Na mean? HOLLA!
 
No,My vibrator is the greatest thing since the *fohties*

I'm afraid big black cock comes a little way down the list,under sliced bread and tampons.
 
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red_rose said:


We're sorry to inform you that all of "da white womens" (along with a few others) are currently worshipping Dillinger's "whale cock".

Please take a number.

Also, please note: No cock worshipping can commence until said cock has been viewed by all worshippers present.

Close yo eyes and imagine the washington monument, now pretend its my extremely large black cock. Hoochie!
 
lobito said:
Black cock is the only cock that counts. You are correct.

Black cock can count?

Ok, I'm serious now, I'm going to get me a hold of that admin and beat the shit out of him if I miss ONE MORE memo, boss' son or not!
 
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SmoothBlackGuy said:


Close yo eyes and imagine the washington monument, now pretend its my extremely large black cock. Hoochie!

To quote E.T.:

Ooouuuuch.
 
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SmoothBlackGuy said:


Close yo eyes and imagine the washington monument, now pretend its my extremely large black cock. Hoochie!


I think I'll pass..
 
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freakygurl32 said:



I think I'll pass..

More like you be passin' out after drinking my copious amounts of jizzum, ho! YA HEARD!?
 
I'm phobic about bad grammer.

I had to type that three times before I could convince my fingers it was ok to spell grammar wrong.
 
Would you stop fucking teasing us already?!?!?!

Just show us your damn cock already.
 
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SmoothBlackGuy said:


More like you be passin' out after drinking my copious amounts of jizzum, ho! YA HEARD!?


no thanks

I have jizzum allergies :rolleyes:
 
I dont wanna see his cock.
Seen one,seen em all i reckon.

Unless of course he can do somethin clever with it.

Macrame maybe?
I'd like to see his penis as a hanging pot plant thingie.
 
Damnit, somebody better show some cock, or I'ma open a can of whup ass on ALL Y'ALL!











:D

And no chicken pics either. :rolleyes:
 
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