Does everybody like my new av?

[Problem Child]

I think she's just cute as a button. She just screams TIGHT....WET....SWALLOW...IN MY ASS, DEAR GOD!

Sheesh, I'm a perv.

But seriously, everyone should use an av opposite from their real sex. Think of the confusion it would cause amongst the newbies, as well as the more dense regulars.

 

[Dillinger]

So how many PM's have you gotten from horny guys trying to proposition you now that you've had a sex change?

 

[modest mouse]

I agree, though I prefer a sinister woman.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I fucking *love* your new av, PC. I'm serious. I'm having visions of her, you and I in a 3-way.

She IS the dirty little slut girl of my dreams.

I want her in my bed - tonight!

 

[Problem Child]

None, thankfully. I think my online personality confuses the shit out of them. I can imagine HKBJ's brother down in Alabama with the cursor hovering over the send button though...

"i think u r so hot i wantfuck you.can we talk sumtime. ur tits r not 2 big but thats ok i like sum smalltitteed grils.email me hungstude@imalosr.com"

 

[Mistress]

It makes me want to fuck you more then I already do

 

[sweetvee]

That's a great av I changed mine tonight as well =)

 

[Marxist]

I prefer a cool, rational av. like my Dr. Fanon

Dr. Strangelove was much better than your current chica. Made it seem as though the words were thoughtfully coming from your tilted melon.

But whatever makes you happy is fine with me.

 

[Problem Child]

Ruby- three's company.

Mistress- I've got a new sexual maneuver. It's called cockinbob.

Sweetvee- Nice nipulation. Is the rest of you as excellent?

 

[Problem Child]

I prefer a cool, rational av. like my Dr. Fanon

Dr. Strangelove was much better than your current chica. Made it seem as though the words were thoughtfully coming from your tilted melon.

But whatever makes you happy is fine with me.

The doctor will always come back. I'll hang with blondie until she tires out.

Excuse my ignorance, but who is Dr. Fanon?

 

[sweetvee]

wouldn't you like to know

 

[Mistress]

Mistress- I've got a new sexual maneuver. It's called cockinbob.

Oh my! You'll have to show me that one

 

[Siren]

Its ok but what I really want to know is......

 

[TygerEyez]

Show me, too!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Her ass is in the way. Is that an International? I can't freakin' tell.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus, now you're gettin serious with the 16, Muff.

Expect lots of PM's from STG with extensive information on ballistics, rate of fire, history of the black rifle, etc., etc., etc.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is the Mattel version. I'm a Barbi girl living in a Barbi world. It's plastic, that's fantastic!

 

[jolie]

Personally, I think she looks fake. One of those "fuckmeimwet" women that you can't even take home to momma.

 

[Problem Child]

edit...

It's a mid-sixties Ford. No teardrop fender. Had to look at the fullsize pic. Her pussy is really wet too.

 

[Debbie]

She's purty but I like the truck!
My av is feeling Christmasy. Thanks to PurpleHaze's touch she now wears a Christmas hat and hubby (mike) touched up her bra and panties.


I spent ages looking for a Christmas av but this is even better.


KM like the new av, are you mad at someone?

 

[Rubyfruit]

She's purty but I like the truck!
My av is feeling Cristmasy. Thanks to PurpleHaze's touch she now wears a Christmas hat and hubby (mike) touched up her bra and panties.


I spent ages looking for a Christmas av but this is even better.


KM like the new av, are you mad at someone?

Debbie, I love your av! I think it's wonderful that you kept the same girl and decorated her for Christmas.

Think your man and Purple could change my popsicle to bright red with a green stick?

 

[Debbie]

Debbie, I love your av! I think it's wonderful that you kept the same girl and decorated her for Christmas.

Thanks Rubyfruit. I saw purplehaze's Christmas hat on his av. I PM him and he put the hat on her!

LOL PM purplehaze! I think he could help with the popsicle!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Does everybody like my new av?

Personally, I think she looks fake. One of those "fuckmeimwet" women that you can't even take home to momma.

Why do you think I picked her? Silly newbie.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I could be a Chevy, how long has the bowtie been around?

 

[jolie]

Re: Re: Re: Does everybody like my new av?

Why do you think I picked her? Silly newbie.

If she pulls her pants down any further, she will lose what is left of her brain cell.