Does DCL spend his entire life here ?

[Guest]

 

[Angel]

Did you miss the memo? Dixon is a black man who lives in Wisconsin and sells insurance.

You really should pay more attention.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

I write all day. I'm on the computer constantly. I have Lit on in the background. It's a terrible distraction.

Anything else my number one fan dying to know? Penis size, perhaps?

 

[chanaud]

Forget Yayati!

LOL

Penis size, perhaps?

Yes, please! Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Let's just say that it's not too big, not too small, not too hot, not too cold, not too hard, not too soft -- it's juuuuuuuust right.

 

[Debbie]

Anything else my number one fan dying to know? Penis size, perhaps?

Ummm can I ask who your hero is? And do you prefer boxers or briefs? Oh yeah and what do you want for Christmas?

OH. Did you mean yayati was your number one fan?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

Ben Franklin
Briefs
My Two Front Teeth

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you miss the memo? Dixon is a black man who lives in Wisconsin and sells insurance.

You really should pay more attention.

Angel, Angel. He sells Pontiacs, not insurance! But at least you remembered he is black.

 

[Laurel]

Angel, Angel. He sells Pontiacs, not insurance! But at least you remembered he is black.

DCL is Wayne Hoobler?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Seriously this loser has no life, he eats, sleeps and shitts on this fukking forum. And does he know anything? NADA He knows jackshitt, all he does is make lame jokes and ask repetitive questions. The guy has zero critical thinking skills. Stupid bittch, get off the net and get a goddamn job,

Atleast DCL can spell!

 

[Valdimer]

Memo?

Shit, how come I always miss these damn things.......


To busy postin on lit that's why!

Yayati.....why do you spend time here at lit???




DCL, I've been thinkin of buying a pontiac.....got any older models?

 

[Marxist]

DCL is Wayne Hoobler?

Either he's Black and an ex-covict Or he's White and a Pontiac dealership owner. In this scenario, you can't be both. Oh, you do get perfect teeth if you're Black though.

 

[Angel]

Angel, Angel. He sells Pontiacs, not insurance! But at least you remembered he is black.

Damnit. Well at least I remembered part of it. I'll get it right next time, I promise.

 

[Cheyenne]

Either he's Black and an ex-covict Or he's White and a Pontiac dealership owner. In this scenario, you can't be both. Oh, you do get perfect teeth if you're Black though.

Wrong. DCL is a black Pontiac dealer. One of the first- he was subsidized by GM and helped into a successful business a couple decades ago. Fred Jones in Wisconsin.

Angel- you were damn close though.

 

[Angel]

Oh, you do get perfect teeth if you're Black though.

You forgot pretty eyes.

 

[Laurel]

Either he's Black and an ex-covict Or he's White and a Pontiac dealership owner. In this scenario, you can't be both. Oh, you do get perfect teeth if you're Black though.

You do? Damnit. I knew that was my problem. I'm not Black enough.

Chey - is DCL a psychotic White dealership owner, or is he a Black ex-con wannabe salesman? Marxist and I need to know.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What I don't know about cars...!

I know how to drive 75 in the snow and know how to unflood an engine by opening the thingy with a screwdriver, but aside from that all I can tell you about automobiles is that mine is red and has a busted radio re-call button. A job in the NASCAR Pits I ain't never gonna get.

 

[Cheyenne]

You do? Damnit. I knew that was my problem. I'm not Black enough.

Chey - is DCL a psychotic White dealership owner, or is he a Black ex-con wannabe salesman? Marxist and I need to know.

Neither. He hides it well while he is here, but he is a black dealership owner! Really! Why won't anyone believe me that such a person exists?

 

[Marxist]

Chey - is DCL a psychotic White dealership owner, or is he a Black ex-con wannabe salesman? Marxist and I need to know.

I'm beginning to lean towards psychotic White dealership owner. Why? His queer as hell son told me so at the bar.

 

[Laurel]

I'm beginning to lean towards psychotic White dealership owner. Why? His queer as hell son told me so at the bar.

LOL! Touche.

God, I fucking love that book. I read it was I was 10 years old - first book of his I ever read. Totally blew me away - so simple, so almost childlike, yet amazing. Still one of my favorites. Are you a fan of Kurt? How are you on Pynchon?

 

[Marxist]

LOL! Touche.

God, I fucking love that book. I read it was I was 10 years old - first book of his I ever read. Totally blew me away - so simple, so almost childlike, yet amazing. Still one of my favorites. Are you a fan of Kurt? How are you on Pynchon?

I'm in between. Pynchon is a little too literarily inside (am I the only one left out of the loop with "V"?), while Kurt is too simple and imitatible now that I'm on the edge of 30.

I went the other way entirely and have become a Theodore Sturgeon completist. Is there a greater short science fiction story than "Microcosmic God'? Nope. Especially considering the year it was written. Truly withstands the test for classic.

Don't tell me you're a Pynchonite, Laurel. One of these days you'll have to let me know what in the hell is the mass attraction to his anti-pulp. I personally sorta get it because, face it, I'm an English degreed egghead, but what's next "Oprah's Book Club" and a lot of pissed off women?

BTW, have you read Oprah's latest selection? I heard she's trying to bridge the gap between highbrow and low and the author has stirred up quite a controversy. Makes me want to read it even more once it hits the used bookshelves inevitably.

 

[Laurel]

I'm in between. Pynchon is a little too literarily inside (am I the only one left out of the loop with "V"?), while Kurt is too simple and imitatible now that I'm on the edge of 30.

I went the other way entirely and have become a Theodore Sturgeon completist. Is there a greater short science fiction story than "Microcosmic God'? Nope. Especially considering the year it was written. Truly withstands the test for classic.

Yeah, Sturgeon's cool. My dad was a big sci-fi reader, so he filled my head full of Asimov, Bradbury, Laumer, Simak... I nearly saw Bradbury speak at a local library, but caught the flu that week. What a bummer. Would've loved to see The Man in his ice cream suit. Hopefully will, someday.

Don't tell me you're a Pynchonite, Laurel. One of these days you'll have to let me know what in the hell is the mass attraction to his anti-pulp. I personally sorta get it because, face it, I'm an English degreed egghead, but what's next "Oprah's Book Club" and a lot of pissed off women?

LMAO! No, but Pynchon and Vonnegut were early reads for me. I still have a soft spot for "Vineland". It's a great book.

BTW, have you read Oprah's latest selection? I heard she's trying to bridge the gap between highbrow and low and the author has stirred up quite a controversy. Makes me want to read it even more once it hits the used bookshelves inevitably.

No, I haven't. On a tangent, I do think Jonathan Franzen is an idiot. I happen to think it's cool whenever people are encouraged to read. His implied assumption that Oprah Book Club followers were too bourgeois to read his book is pretty ignorant. Why any author would want to be read by fewer readers is beyond me. I remember Kurt Cobain complaining about all the "jocks and assholes" who claimed themselves as Nirvana fans. It's damn arrogant to expect to be able to pick and choose your audience. Frankly, any artist should be appreciative of ANY audience (and audiences of artists, of course).

 

[Cheyenne]

I nearly saw Bradbury speak at a local library, but caught the flu that week. What a bummer. Would've loved to see The Man in his ice cream suit. Hopefully will, someday.

Long story, but Bradbury spoke to a group of high school students (me included) way back in 1973. He was a very good speaker. What I remember most is that he said he was constantly mistaken for Gene Roddenbury (sp?) with people complimenting him on his Star Trek series on TV. He seemed a little perturbed at that.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ray Bradbury's got a play up at the Falcon Theatre here in the Valley. He's producing himself. I know most of the people involved, though I've been too shy to actually go over there are introduce myself to the man himself -- I've been reading his stuff since I was a kid (I'm a big Martina Chronicles fan). Anyhoo, if you stop by the Falcon some eve, he'll probably be there.

 

[Guru]