Does Anyone have A Sexy Star Wars Idea?

[louisscypher]

if you do i'd love to hear it.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

so far I have no real idea, but just yesterday, I saw a report about the making of the "old" trilogie, and I gotta say, seing Princess Leiah Organa (aka. Carrie Fisher) in her slave outfit in Jabba the Hutts dungeon .... come on. Do you think she was wearing this outfit just to look good ?

I guess while she was captured, she had to serve as a sex slave, for all of Jabbas men ... and maybe even Jabba himself

 

[louisscypher]

actually throughout the howle trilogy lucas kept monitering her wieght making sure she could stay the same constant size. so all she was thinking about while she was wearing the costume was if she looked ok.
sorry, i kno wayyy too much.

 

[Vincent E]

Princess Leia Orgasma

Jabbit the Slut

Hand Solo (obvious masturbation reference)

Obi-wanna Do-me

And Peter Cushing as Grand Muff Taster


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Episode 4 - A Grand Opening

The slave drivers of the Empire have been rounding up all the delicious poontang in the galaxy for the use of the Emperor and his phalanx of storm troopers. Darth Slaver is in pursuit of the beautiful Princess Orgasma, who holds the plans to a secret weapon that will free the slaves of the Empire and restore the Republic. As the Princess' ship is about to be captured, and the Princess sexually used until she reveals the location of the rebel hideout, she sets off two droids, ICUP and GI69.

The droids land on the desert planet of Tattoo-Me and fall into the clutches of the underground bandit Jabbit the Slut. intent on capturing the rebel women for his own lascivious uses, Jabba dispatches his best smuggler Hand Solo, whom he knows he can trust as he is a notorious wanker. he and his Wookie companion, Chewbetter, set off before being captured by Gand Muff Taster.

Only Obi-wanna Do-me can save the day...

 

[Sabledrake]

I wrote a couple of Star Wars Episode 1 fanfics a while back. Mostly 'cause young Obi-Wan is hot Not a lot of sex, but I had fun. This being before Episode 2 came out and I lost all interest in SW.

Night Saber

Blood of the Jedi

Sabledrake

 

[snooper]

Leia mates with Chewbacca.

 

[GratefulFred]

I wrote a couple of Star Whores episodes...

They involved having large double jointed cocks instead of light sabres which is usual for my style.

 

[odderotica]

joke at the end

Ok real quick like.......

"No you can't! Alderon is a peaceful planet! We have no weapons, no condoms!"

The wily old Admiral smiled to hi subordinate. "You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system."

"Danto," she sighed resigned that giving up her friends, her hope would save her homewolrd the horror of the Empire's dreaded new weapon. She had some small hope that her message had gotten to Ben, and he was rushing the plans to the real base on (insertwhateverdamnsytem)

"They are on Danto"

"You see Vader" the man chirped "she can be reasonable. You may fire when ready!"

The heart of the station surged with nearly unholy calm as the men methodically fired up the’ Planet Fucker Ray" The most hideous device of fear known to man or god.

"WHAT!" The bound Princess cried in disdain "But you said...."

"You are far too trusting my dear princess. That is too remote a system for a demonstration of this powerful new weapon."

The tall menacing figure in the shadows rose to speak slow, deep breath like words to he small but important Admiral "Do not be so proud of your little toy, the ability to Fuck a Planet pales in comparison to THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE."

"Whatever Vader. You two, rape the Ambassador while her entire plant gets fucked."

The blast is seen across the galaxy as the waves of energy pour from the deflector like gun. A sun's might is focused onto the planets very core and, without any explanations for why it works, every male over the age of consent grabs every girl over the age of consent and the all start fucking till there is no on left to grow he food or man the stores.

Light years away one of the last true master Jedi's pauses his training. The young man asks concerned "are you all right?"

"Yes yes, it’s just for a moment it was as if a million souls cry out in a single voice."

"What did they say?" Asked the brave scoundrel of a pilot.

"What a way to go."

 

[Wolf of Mibu 69]

I think a Twi'Leki dancing girl would be an excellent lay. In addition to the flexibility and her ability to boil a man's blood with her sensuous movements, just imagine all the things she could do to you at once with her mouth, two hands, love-box, and lekku (brain-tails).

As a side-note, anyone with a vampire fetish would love them too, since they have fangs.