Does anyone get laid or is it all talk
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The Gimp
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I've gotten laid online but never in a place like this. I'd be willing to bet that 99% of the posters @ literotica are men and the remaining 1@ are women checking up on their boyfriends. Places like this are good for killing time but if you want to meet real people try dating sites like people2people.com or match.com, i've had success with both.
Going up shit creek without a paddle
You would have a lot better chance at getting laid at your local wallyworld than you will on here, this is a place of fiction, dreams, and bullshitters. I love the stories but that is about it, don't get your hopes up.
You would have a lot better chance at getting laid at your local wallyworld than you will on here, this is a place of fiction, dreams, and bullshitters. I love the stories but that is about it, don't get your hopes up.
Jenny _S
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Getting Laid
I don't know about you people, but I get laid all the time. I do not, however, get laid on Literotica. There seems to be some odd thing about this place that makes it ok for some guy to send a PM asking if he can stick his tongue up my ass. That's the fastest way there is to strike out with me. Unfortunately, it happens daily.
Grow up guys. Girls don't want you just because you thing your tongue is wonderful and you have that tiny weiner hanging between your legs.
Jenny
I don't know about you people, but I get laid all the time. I do not, however, get laid on Literotica. There seems to be some odd thing about this place that makes it ok for some guy to send a PM asking if he can stick his tongue up my ass. That's the fastest way there is to strike out with me. Unfortunately, it happens daily.
Grow up guys. Girls don't want you just because you thing your tongue is wonderful and you have that tiny weiner hanging between your legs.
Jenny
dragonhearted
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well.......
first we talk alot...then we get laid
first we talk alot...then we get laid
Jenny _S
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Laid?
After looking at the pecker tracks in my PM Box this morning
I would have to decline any an all of your "Kind" offers to "Make [me] cum like a race horse", have you "stick [your] tonge so far um [my] ass...", "shove [his] 10 inch cock in [me] so deep..." or have me "screaming with exticy[spelling]. Get over it guys. I have no idea where your keyboards have been and I would never even concider anything serious without the use of a keyboard condom. LMAO
Jenny
After looking at the pecker tracks in my PM Box this morning
I would have to decline any an all of your "Kind" offers to "Make [me] cum like a race horse", have you "stick [your] tonge so far um [my] ass...", "shove [his] 10 inch cock in [me] so deep..." or have me "screaming with exticy[spelling]. Get over it guys. I have no idea where your keyboards have been and I would never even concider anything serious without the use of a keyboard condom. LMAO
Jenny
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Re: Getting Laid
Is it my ability to mimic wildlife sounds that will attract the girls?
And my diety status?
Jenny _S said:Grow up guys. Girls don't want you just because you thing your tongue is wonderful and you have that tiny weiner hanging between your legs.
Jenny
Is it my ability to mimic wildlife sounds that will attract the girls?
And my diety status?
smartguy_22
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its mostly talk
all i can say is that there is propably a 1/1000 of a percentile of people on here whom have actually met someone on lit and done the deed...
As to the dating site tips.... well i tried to meet people on them and the only thing i got out of it was people not showing up on the meetings or stopping all e-mail contact after 2 mails.
all i can say is that there is propably a 1/1000 of a percentile of people on here whom have actually met someone on lit and done the deed...
As to the dating site tips.... well i tried to meet people on them and the only thing i got out of it was people not showing up on the meetings or stopping all e-mail contact after 2 mails.
dragonhearted
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akron said:
I am inclined to agree!
Jenny _S
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HOE?
You mean if someone is screwing 10 other people on Lit they are a hoe even if those 10 other people are "just friends"? Imagine that.
To be perfectly honest, of all the male and female fucks I have had in my life no one single one has ever come from Lit or any other web site. Grow up people. This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T not the real world. The people on the other end of the wire are not part of your reality. If you try to change that all get get is pecker tracks on your monitor or a wet spot on your chair.
The real "hoes" are those who can't understand the difference and those who are their victims.
Jenny
akron said:
You mean if someone is screwing 10 other people on Lit they are a hoe even if those 10 other people are "just friends"? Imagine that.
To be perfectly honest, of all the male and female fucks I have had in my life no one single one has ever come from Lit or any other web site. Grow up people. This is the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T not the real world. The people on the other end of the wire are not part of your reality. If you try to change that all get get is pecker tracks on your monitor or a wet spot on your chair.
The real "hoes" are those who can't understand the difference and those who are their victims.
Jenny
LorriLove
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hiya
it's all a big laugh a bit of fun for most people.
most are married or attached and just come here to play around without the risk.
hay i know what you mean about the pm's jenny, giggle.
umm screw around with 10 guys, wow i'm a hoe, giggle.
it's all a big laugh a bit of fun for most people.
most are married or attached and just come here to play around without the risk.
hay i know what you mean about the pm's jenny, giggle.
umm screw around with 10 guys, wow i'm a hoe, giggle.
LIT Fun
I agree with Lorri. Most people come for fun and to see how vivid their imagination can be. And you can hook up with people that would never happen in real life. I'm an older man, 65, who has had e-sex with girls as young as 20. How many times does that happen in real life. I have also made E-love to some UK ladies but the chances of me ever going to the UK are slim and none.
And I have made some very good friends here and we have kept those friendships going a long time.
So I think Lit is a place for fantacies but if you do actually meet someone from Lit for real, then you got a bonus.
I agree with Lorri. Most people come for fun and to see how vivid their imagination can be. And you can hook up with people that would never happen in real life. I'm an older man, 65, who has had e-sex with girls as young as 20. How many times does that happen in real life. I have also made E-love to some UK ladies but the chances of me ever going to the UK are slim and none.
And I have made some very good friends here and we have kept those friendships going a long time.
So I think Lit is a place for fantacies but if you do actually meet someone from Lit for real, then you got a bonus.
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The Gimp said:
On the general board someone said there are more women then men so you rule lit.
We have to kneel and kiss you feet.
Jenny _S
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Laid on Line?
In a way this is kind of a funny thread. The real question is how many women out there have ever PM'd a guy who's cock is long enough to reach from New Zealand to Seattle? I know there are a lot of imaginary cocks like that but I personally don't think I've ever met a real one.
As far as cyber is concerned, maybe we are answering the wrong question. Perhaps the question should really be: "Is there anything approaching a true, honest relationship on-line?" That's a question that I have never been able to answer. How can you really know someone on-line anyway. Don't you have to go the next step an physically meet? At that point sex is a possibility, assuming the person turns out to be an approximation of your image of him/her from on-line meetings and conversations.
The final question is: "Is mutual masterbation between people miles or continents apart really sex to beging with?" That, of course, assumes he/she isn't faking too
Jenny
In a way this is kind of a funny thread. The real question is how many women out there have ever PM'd a guy who's cock is long enough to reach from New Zealand to Seattle? I know there are a lot of imaginary cocks like that but I personally don't think I've ever met a real one.
As far as cyber is concerned, maybe we are answering the wrong question. Perhaps the question should really be: "Is there anything approaching a true, honest relationship on-line?" That's a question that I have never been able to answer. How can you really know someone on-line anyway. Don't you have to go the next step an physically meet? At that point sex is a possibility, assuming the person turns out to be an approximation of your image of him/her from on-line meetings and conversations.
The final question is: "Is mutual masterbation between people miles or continents apart really sex to beging with?" That, of course, assumes he/she isn't faking too
Jenny
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