Does anyone else read sexual things into lines in TV shows?

[Latina]

The other night, I was watching Charmed on TV. This hot club with semi-naked dancers, owned by the three witch sisters, was renamed from P3 to The Spot. I right off thought they meant G Spot, not like a spot where people gather. Anyone else's mind in the gutter with mine, to think like that?

I know I didn't misread the line in Six Feet Under:

He: "WHAT are you doing?"

She: "Releasing your cock from the prison of your pants!"

That, and variations thereof "Let me" (or "I want to") "release your cock from the prison of your pants" has become my new favorite thing to say. For some ODD reason, my man doesn't mind, and never seems to tire of, me saying that to him a LOT.

-- Latina

 

[lobito]

TV shows or not, I can pretty much make ANYTHING sexual. Some here would agree, I'm sure.

 

[ExLimey]

Sports commentary is something that can be construed as very dirty. I had turkey and mashed potatoes coming out of my nose on Thanksgiving when I heard John Madden say, "He came hard down the middle..."

Ever seen that Church Lady sketch with Walter Payton and Joe Montana?

Joe: I like to go deep and long with the tight end and hopefully we score.

Walter: basically Church Lady I just try and penetrate any opening I can find.

 

[Ice Cold]

I love the old line...

"and Marino goes down under a pile of men."


Of course there was one in Roseanne.. talking about oral sex...


Ohhh you mean he like to get in the elevator....

but he doesn't like to go down the elevator..

 

[xMorganx]

What's worse is i watch cartoons with my nephew and niece on saturdays and i have to hold myself together b/c of all the naughty things i can find in Pokemon(look at the name of the show) and powerpuff girls. I am still the girl in class who has the naked pictures marked in her medical deformites book. and i giggle when the professer says "open to page sixty-nine" Mostly that is the coffee making me laugh. But if you try i agree ANYTHING even The Perfect Pancake infomertial is sexual