Does anybody here live in a trailer park with a over weight male...

[Black_Bird]

... wearing a wife beater tee shirt with beer stains on it, smoking cigars and watching I Love Lucy re-runs? I need to get in touch with my white-trash roots.

 

[Silverluna]

try my uncle cecil....Big Stone Gap , Virginia....

WARNING!!!
my aunt of no blood relation is a skitzo...(spelling)
She thinks everyone wants her husband....o.0;

and has tried to kill him maybe 2 times....

if uncle cecil sends her to the nuthouse her daddy will kill him with his guns.

But everyone else is fine....

 

[Black_Bird]

try my uncle cecil....Big Stone Gap , Virginia...

Yes... all the really good men and women are on the East Coast, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[sunstruck]

See, these are the things I missed out on growing up in the North East.

All my crazy relatives are "excentric" and none of them have guns.

But that's probably a good thing.

 

[Silverluna]

yeah...*sigh* he's as close to what birdy wants.....

i do have a nifty family cemetary up there.....(apalachia,virginia) not too far away where the crow flies...(sorry birdy) ^_^

Very nice area...

 

[bluemuse]

Trash Alert Trailer Park Casanovas

Trash Alert
All the white trash alert
Got a racked up 87 Cadillac
Trash alert
All the white trash alert
with a dozen empty beer cans in the back
Cracked windshield, ripped out seat,
radio that can't be beat
can't hardly tell the color for the dirt
drive retreads one more time
bumper hangin' by a wire
If you hear that
It's a white trash alert

Trash alert
all the white trash alert
smell those collards cooking in the pan
Trash alert
all the white trash alert
with all the grease and onions you can stand
Virginia ham cured and dried
fried potatoes on the side
molassis, milk, and cornbread for dessert
call it greasy fried and sweet
don't just call me..let's eat
suppertime
it's a white trash alert


Trash alert
all the white trash alert
I'm the Casanova of the trailer park
Trash alert
all the white trash alert
No telling what'll happen after dark
got a black light in the hall
velvet Elvis on the wall
A little dab of Brill cream never hurt


I can't remember the rest..

I'm typing these lyrics from memory...I think they're correct. Hope it helps.