Document Your Every Waking Moment

[BradBigBrain]

For those litsters who feel compelled to regale us about literally every fucking bit of minutia in their lives....I give you....

THE document your every waking moment Thread!!

I'll start...

- Took a dump.
- Got a cuppa joe
- checked my email
- walked the dog
- Tickled the tally wacker

Please feel free to post the most mundane aspects of your life in this here thread. Think of it as Facebook, Twitter, and InstaGram combined.

Please hold all yawns until this thread is complete.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm experiencing menstrual cramps and grimacing in discomfort.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I just downed four Advil.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm sitting in a salon chair with color goop covering my scalp.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Beachbaby's post has reminded me to schedule an appt with the hair salon for a long overdue highlight touch-up.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I need to find a barbershop. Preferably one that has Playboy magazines from the early 80s. Then I'm gonna get some lunch

 

[Hornblende]

I've just applied Sudocrem to those parts which have been in contact with my bicycle saddle.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm sipping my tea whilst snickering.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've just applied Sudocrem to those parts which have been in contact with my bicycle saddle.

I'm wishing I could have helped him

 

[Hornblende]

I'm wishing I could have helped him

It's not a sexy process. It mainly involves my saying "ow"!

 

[fit_sexual_male50]

I'm wishing I could have helped him

Underwear are too tight, switching to boxers

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[catherinewheel77]

I just flipped off my spouse.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I just picked off the onions from my QPC

 

[BradBigBrain]

Fucking Taylor swift on the fucking PA system makes me want to barf up what I just are.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Did the dishes. Exciting as fuck.

 

[Bjerget]

Just sitting here... looking at my keyboard as I type cos I'm still not good at typing... and I turned my neck and it make a giant crack sound... oh now someone is pinging me on skype... is that a cloud shaped like a dong outside?... I could really use something to drink... dammit stop pinging me on skype! I'm trying to type... no child, I cannot play animal hospital with you because we just played that... oh wow this post is getting long, could I be anymore mundane? lol Chandler... lol Friends... I should go watch tv... goddammit skype go away! lol okay enough mundanity from me... I better find out what the emergency on skye is...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Just finished sending a PM. Thinking, wow, having a toddler or child is a lot of work. I remember when her mom, my niece (mother of the toddler) was a baby. She was fun. I could hold her up by one of her legs and sling her over my shoulder and she would laugh like crazy. (She was never the gentle girly girl baby) Fast forward to today, she has her own. 2 girls as a matter of fact. I would need a special injection of a B12 shot for the energy to take care of a rambunctious 9 yr old and a speed demon of a 2 yr old. Looking around, I'm a big kid myself...yeah this messy room needs some work...

 

[DarkSimian]

Just got home. Plugged in my phone, logged into Lit. I really need to clean the house; company coming tomorrow. Take out the trash, clean the bathroom, maybe clean the kitchen, dunno. I do need to hang up that Deadpool costume, she probably would understand that....first world problems

 

[DewMee]

Woke up. got out of bed, went pee, went to the kitchen and brewed a cup of coffee, sitting here at the table drinking it as I browse lit.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Stumbled out of bed to let the doggies out, had a slice of cheesecake for breakfast, stumbled back into bed. Tuning into yet another crime show on ID with my pups snuggled around me.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Watched the new PBS Ken Burns Documentary on The Viet Nam War. Tuned into Sunday Night Football. Checked my FFL and Draft Kings stats.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Googled the menus of a restaurant here in Canada. The appetizers are very exciting ........

 

[BradBigBrain]

Planted broccoli plants. Conference calls. I've got Screamin' A Smith on ESPN in the background yelling at Max Kellerman about some indescribably mundane bullshit.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Got up and had a nice, lengthy, old man pee...

Had my usual mix of various cereals (some multi-grain cheerios, a little Total, and some bran buds) with milk and a banana

Did some watering

Thought about how hopeless it is to actually finish the book I've been writing, re-writing, then re-re-writing for the last 3 years....

Now, I'm contemplating whether to take a shower before seeing the lawyer about my trust. Since he's charging $750 for this final visit, I'm thinking he deserves to smell the real me....

 

[BradBigBrain]

I was hungry...so I made me a little stirfry with cabbage, carrots, celery, garlic, onions, and turnip greens from my garden. Topped off with teriyaki sauce I had made.

Maybe this should go in a food thread, but I'm too fookin' lazy to track one down and take and post a picture.