Doctors Warn Against New Trend Of Women Putting Glitter In Their Vaginas

[MelissaBaby]

Who knew this was a thing??

Gynaecologists are warning against a bizarre new trend which sees women inserting glitter-filled capsules into their vaginas, concerned that it could have potentially dangerous side effects.

An online retailer is selling controversial capsules designed to glitter-bomb your bits, proving that the unicorn trend has officially peaked.

Essentially created to make your vagina look and taste better – because they’re clearly not fine just as they are - the Pretty Woman Inc website says that the capsules “just enough to make your lover feel that your Yara (water-lady or little butterfly) is what all vaginas are supposed to look, feel and taste like; soft, sweet and magical!"

According to the site they sold out of the 'Passion Dust intimacy capsules' in a matter of days.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/women-glitter-vaginas-trend-doctors-warn-health-candy-scent-passion-dust-pretty-woman-inc-discharge-a7822461.html

 

[Emerson40]

Vajazzler 2.0?


http://38.media.tumblr.com/b65acf88039a938a0c9e6c377344976c/tumblr_nhqw6uZ8dJ1rsxqqio1_500.gif

 

[yossi]

I wish people would stop trying to beautify genitalia. Wasn't vajazzling a thing not too long ago? We're such a bizarre species.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.imgur.com/cZuDkI6.gif

 

[Emerson40]

I wish people would stop trying to beautify genitalia. Wasn't vajazzling a thing not too long ago? We're such a bizarre species.

Genitalia is best adorned with other genitalia.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Genitalia is best adorned with other genitalia.

Or with saliva, applied directly.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Genitalia is best adorned with other genitalia.

I've often found this a smart choice. Mine may be old but it's smooth and clean.

Or with saliva, applied directly.

Might be fun.
Glitter is for other things.

 

[MelissaBaby]

http://i.imgur.com/cZuDkI6.gif

If I could do that, I'd probably accidentally destroy all the chairs in the house.

 

[Emerson40]

I've often found this a smart choice. Mine may be old but it's smooth and clean.

Not an age thing, more a mileage thing, yes?

Might be fun.
Glitter is for other things.

Glitter is a bitch to vacuum.

Anything you're thinking about glittering, use googly eyes instead.


Most folks can appreciate a well placed googly eye.


http://factorydirectcraft.com/pimages/20130628103546-254126/20mm_googly_eyes_1.jpg

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

If I could do that, I'd probably accidentally destroy all the chairs in the house.

It's not the chairs I'd worry about if I were there.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Not an age thing, more a mileage thing, yes?
Glitter is a bitch to vacuum.

Anything you're thinking about glittering, use googly eyes instead.
Most folks can appreciate a well placed googly eye.
http://factorydirectcraft.com/pimages/20130628103546-254126/20mm_googly_eyes_1.jpg

Mine was a one owner for many years. It's been serviced regularly and not used by minors.

I have small nipples but got very large dark tattoos to make them appear large. I think googly eyes would be fun for men who stare. My boobies would be staring back at them.

 

[MelissaBaby]

It's not the chairs I'd worry about if I were there.

No offense, but that's a pretty big "if".

 

[MelissaBaby]

Mine was a one owner for many years. It's been serviced regularly and not used by minors.

I have small nipples but got very large dark tattoos to make them appear large. I think googly eyes would be fun for men who stare. My boobies would be staring back at them.

You got your nipples tattooed to make them look bigger?

 

[adrina]

This is one of those times I'm very glad I'm not into fads. Or stupid.

What's with all these products for putting in women's pussy these days? Unless it's a sex toy, I'm not really into random insertables.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

No offense, but that's a pretty big "if".

We can all fantisize IF we want to.

You got your nipples tattooed to make them look bigger?

Yea she did and smiled all through it. http://i.imgur.com/tLvHuW2.gif

The originals got ripped out many times while wearing large nipple rings.

 

[yossi]

Genitalia is best adorned with other genitalia.

I love a traditionalist.

 

[Pookie]

http://i.imgur.com/cZuDkI6.gif

http://www.funnyshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/large_preview/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/a/vagina-jokes-arent-funny-period-shirt-preview.png



*twirls blond hair*

 

[MelissaBaby]

We can all fantisize IF we want to.

Yea she did and smiled all through it. http://i.imgur.com/tLvHuW2.gif

The originals got ripped out many times while wearing large nipple rings.

Thanks. I wasn't sure if you meant it was just a big tattoo, or a tattoo of bigger nipples.

 

[MelissaBaby]

http://www.funnyshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/large_preview/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/a/vagina-jokes-arent-funny-period-shirt-preview.png



*twirls blond hair*

Triggered!

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Anything you're thinking about glittering, use googly eyes instead.


Most folks can appreciate a well placed googly eye.


http://factorydirectcraft.com/pimages/20130628103546-254126/20mm_googly_eyes_1.jpg

LMAO! All I can think of is some poor person going down on a woman who put googly eyes in her vagina, and the resulting heart attack that follows.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Is that a disco ball in your pants or did you just fuck my sister?"

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Vajazzler 2.0?


http://38.media.tumblr.com/b65acf88039a938a0c9e6c377344976c/tumblr_nhqw6uZ8dJ1rsxqqio1_500.gif

My mind is going to weird places.

This made me think of a vagina overflowing with goopy glitter. An ending spout, like a clown car.

I told you my mind is going to weird places.

 

[Pookie]

"Is that a disco ball in your pants or did you just fuck my sister?"

So Saturday Night Fever wasn't just a movie name?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

http://www.funnyshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/large_preview/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/a/vagina-jokes-arent-funny-period-shirt-preview.png



*twirls blond hair*

Only during your period. Then a little glitter helps.

 

[Saint Peter]

So Saturday Night Fever wasn't just a movie name?

Punk!




It was a way of life.