Doctor stories

[Macdaddy23]

Anyone have any doctor stories? Sexy or funny?

 

[mysteryt51]

well this is more of a joke than anything.

i was 14 going in for my first physical and instead of a male doctor a very hot female doctor came in and of course you have to get checked for a herneia so she asked me to drop my pants and as i did she just looked and wrote something on the chart. She left the room quickly and i looked and saw what she wrote all it said was "damn that looks nice" lol

 

[Macdaddy23]

LOL good one mystery

 

[mysteryt51]

its a very bad joke but i think it works better if you are talking with a group of your friends that are all guys lol

 

[Macdaddy23]

I had a hot female doctor almost kill me. Making a long story short trying to find out where seizures were in my brain you know what spot in the brain. Well I go into seizures, the nurses page the doctor and can't get her. I almost end up dying because she just about didn't get to me in time to give me the meds. The least she could have done was atleast let me suck her tits for almost killing me. (She would leave her blouse open and she had a great set of tits)

 

[mysteryt51]

geez that is awful, but yeah the least she could have done was that or even a bj is in order for that.

 

[Macdaddy23]

geez that is awful, but yeah the least she could have done was that or even a bj is in order for that.

Glad you see it my way

 

[pinkladyzz11]

Mine was telling "knock, knock" jokes this morning. At 8:15 I wasn't getting it. He said I was overthinking his jokes. He patted me on the shoulder. That was better than the joke. He reminds me of the character in "Royal Pain." It totally works for me, even if the "knock, knock" jokes don't.

 

[Natalya555]

i think my gyno doc..well likes what he sees hahah..he is a married asian man..but he tends to poke around a little longer than my other gyno doctor hahahah

 

[Macdaddy23]

LOL lucky doc indeed

 

[Natalya555]

hahahah actually i remember this one time.. i forgot i had to go to the pussy doc. and i had the most rough sex the day before. i literally got beat out the frame by my boyfriend. when my doctor was looking down there..he said either ur boyfriend is well endowed or you were seriously getting it. lol luckily im close with the doctor so it wasnt weird for him to say that hahah

 

[Macdaddy23]

Naughty Natalya

 

[Macdaddy23]

Mine was telling "knock, knock" jokes this morning. At 8:15 I wasn't getting it. He said I was overthinking his jokes. He patted me on the shoulder. That was better than the joke. He reminds me of the character in "Royal Pain." It totally works for me, even if the "knock, knock" jokes don't.

Do you mean "Hank"?

 

[Guest]

I went to the doctors the other day and said I felt like a pair of curtains.

He wasn't sympathetic at all.

All he said was "Pull yourself together!!"

Bastard.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Doctor's can be total assholes

 

[pinkladyzz11]

Do you mean "Hank"?

Yes. lol and I still don't get it????

 

[Macdaddy23]

Don't tell me, you had a "flat tire" in the Hampton's

 

[pinkladyzz11]

This thread has me thinking about what kind of underwear my doctor might have had on this morning. For whatever reason, I'm turned on by the thought of white undies on the good doc. But then again, I confess to planning what I was going to wear today.

 

[jabez]

It's not a doctor story, but it happened at the hospital. It was when my girlfriend was in the hospital to get her tonsils taken out. After her surgery they kept over night and she asked me to stay with her, so I did, figured why not. What I didn't know was her reason for asking me stay, apparently the anesthetics they used on her had made her so horney she could hardly control herself. That night she pulled my into her hospital bed with her and proceeded to practically rape me, until the nurses came in and almost caught us. We finally finished up in the shower the next morning.

 

[Macdaddy23]

It's not a doctor story, but it happened at the hospital. It was when my girlfriend was in the hospital to get her tonsils taken out. After her surgery they kept over night and she asked me to stay with her, so I did, figured why not. What I didn't know was her reason for asking me stay, apparently the anesthetics they used on her had made her so horney she could hardly control herself. That night she pulled my into her hospital bed with her and proceeded to practically rape me, until the nurses came in and almost caught us. We finally finished up in the shower the next morning.

Lucky man indeed

 

[Macdaddy23]

This story is about a dental assistant but I count them in the medical field. I had to go to the dentist and this female dental assistant walks in. Massive tits. They were basically spilling out of the scrubs or whatever that is they wear. She was cleaning my teeth and I had a great view of the "mountains". She would push them into my face hard. She had me hard as a rock and I know she felt my hard on. If the dentist haden't have come in we would have probably had sex. I do remember that it was pretty tight in my pants due to that dental assistant though.