do your genitals happen to taste anything like birthday cake ice cream?

I've heard other complimentary things. Never birthday cake ice cream, though.

Who the hell tastes like birthday cake ice cream?
 
that just fucking nasty. birthday cake ice cream? seriously? mint chocolate chip, maybe. cookies and cream, oh yeah. birthday cake? *barf*
 
I've heard other complimentary things. Never birthday cake ice cream, though.

Who the hell tastes like birthday cake ice cream?

like a frozen birthday cake.

and cookies and cream would also be nice now that i think about it.

also, rocky road though the nuts be a little off putting.
 
like a frozen birthday cake.

and cookies and cream would also be nice now that i think about it.

also, rocky road though the nuts be a little off putting.

You confuse me and delight me.

Does this mean that the genitals need to be cold to the touch?

And are you basically saying that they should taste like sweet cream?
 
and icing. mmmmm, icing. peoples hoohoodillies should taste like icing.


but, no, not cold. that would be a little creepy.
 
seriously. frozen crappy birthday cake icing? only if it's cream cheese icing. none of that nasty walmart shit.

i may be sweet, but not that sweet.
 
now i feel like eating my cunt.

take pics and don't break anything important like your spine or whatever.

also, basically i'm just saying that i'm horny, craving ice cream and wishing in vain for a way to combine the two with minimal mess.
 
seriously. frozen crappy birthday cake icing? only if it's cream cheese icing. none of that nasty walmart shit.

i may be sweet, but not that sweet.

Neci! I have red velvet cake w/ homemade cream cheese icing. Wanna come over?
 
red velvet ice cream is also good. it has actually cake in it. it's mildly disturbing texture-wise, but it is yummy.
 
and yet you are not sharing.

and i was actually half tempted to seek out the amateur video of a girl licking cream out of another girls pussy for four minutes.
 
am i the only one worrying about yeast infections?


sorry. :eek:
 
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