killallhippies
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if so we should hook up. if not you are beneath me and unworthy of my attention.
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I've heard other complimentary things. Never birthday cake ice cream, though.
Who the hell tastes like birthday cake ice cream?
like a frozen birthday cake.
and cookies and cream would also be nice now that i think about it.
also, rocky road though the nuts be a little off putting.
now i feel like eating my cunt.
take pics and don't break anything important like your spine or whatever.
also, basically i'm just saying that i'm horny, craving ice cream and wishing in vain for a way to combine the two with minimal mess.
seriously. frozen crappy birthday cake icing? only if it's cream cheese icing. none of that nasty walmart shit.
i may be sweet, but not that sweet.
Neci! I have red velvet cake w/ homemade cream cheese icing. Wanna come over?
*faints*
only if you promise to molest me.
red velvet ice cream is also good. it has actually cake in it. it's mildly disturbing texture-wise, but it is yummy.
bastards.
Can I lick icing from your thighs?
bastards.