Do you

[Kajira Callista]

toast your poptarts or eat em raw?

do you have to toast them?

can you get worms from eating them raw?


(my mother used to tell us we would get worms from eating raw cookie dough...i believed it until i was 17 lol)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

can you get worms from eating them raw?

Based on that logic, any cunning linguist should have you straddle the toaster first then, huh?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Based on that logic, any cunning linguist should have you straddle the toaster first then, huh?

ouch!!!


hello AA.

 

[FurryFury]

I like mine double toasted with some butter and cheddar cheese but if the power is off I can eat em raw. *growls like a cave man*

Fury

 

[Chicklet]

when i ate poptarts i liked them practically burnt

 

[AngelicAssassin]

ouch!!!

Getting a little wussy in your advancing years?

hello AA.

Evenin' darlin'. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[Kajira Callista]

Getting a little wussy in your advancing years?Evenin' darlin'. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

i was actually wondering if lips stretched enough to get into the toaster then how it would feel when you pushed the lil toaster thingy down and those metal grate type things closed on the stretched lips and began to get kinda really hot and...and...



i will stop now *bats lashes*

 

[Kajira Callista]

I like mine double toasted with some butter and cheddar cheese but if the power is off I can eat em raw. *growls like a cave man*

Fury

sounds like something pregnant people eat...are you keeping secrets from us? *raises a brow*

 

[Kajira Callista]

when i ate poptarts i liked them practically burnt

past tense? why?

 

[FurryFury]

sounds like something pregnant people eat...are you keeping secrets from us? *raises a brow*

*L*

I don't know why you'd think that.

It's not like mashed potatoes and chocolate.

Or white clay.

Or green plums, tomato bean curd soup and chicken sizzling rice.

Or even pickles and ice cream.

Pop Tarts with cheese and butter is totally normal, and part of a completely balances breakfast on those days I'm up to eat that meal, at least for me.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

I like em raw. And I want them with CHOCOLATE, GOD DAMMIT.

My house is full of poptart nazi's. They insist on fruit pop tarts.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i was actually wondering if ...

Try the basics first, straddle a two slice toaster with the section separating the slots against the delicate parts in question. Look down at the slider and overcome all thoughts of self-preservation. Then, push the slider down until you hear the click and don't move a muscle.

When you get the nerve up to complete the above, repeat with the power cord plugged into a live outlet.

The experience will lend a whole new meaning to http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/moonred.gif

They insist ...

Who does the grocery shopping again?

If it's who i think, tell them to have a coke and a smile and stfu.

 

[Chicklet]

when i ate poptarts i liked them practically burnt

i ate them when i was younger, but don't eat them now. just, meh, why? they're expensive for such a tiny treat.

 

[graceanne]

Who does the grocery shopping again?

If it's who i think, tell them to have a coke and a smile and stfu.

LOL It occasionally comes to that, but it's not normally worth the fight. After all it's four to one.

 

[jadefirefly]

This thread wasn't instigated by my comments in another thread about untoasted pop tarts, was it? I'm not sure how I'd feel knowing that KC created a thread based entirely on a passing comment from yours truly.


Raw. I don't like my food burnt. If I needed my pop tarts warm, I'd nuke 'em for 15 seconds. Otherwise, straight outta the wrapper.

 

[Carillon]

toast your poptarts or eat em raw?

do you have to toast them?

can you get worms from eating them raw?


(my mother used to tell us we would get worms from eating raw cookie dough...i believed it until i was 17 lol)

I've never been a poptart fan, especially since someone set the fire alarm off in residence in my first year trying to toast one. They put it in the microwave on high, set the time for 10 minutes, and walked away. We had to stand outside at 2 am in the pouring rain for 40 minutes while the firemen confirmed that everything was safe and such.

Aren't university students supposed to be smart, damn it?

Also, hate to burst your bubble, but worms or no your mommy's right. Raw cookie dough is bad. Anything that contains raw eggs can potentially contain salmonella bacteria, which can cause food poisoning. That's why my mommy never let me eat it either.

Not that it stops me ...

Carillon

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I have only had Pop Tarts twice and they were guuuuud

We toasted them hence the 'pop'. Then we officially banned them as not really being in a breakfast food group. We suck.

I don't even know if they are still on sale in Australia, there are sooooo many of those damn 'breakfast bars' we sort of don't even look in that section. Sounds like a fact finding mission next time someone 'shops'.

 

[graceanne]

I've never been a poptart fan, especially since someone set the fire alarm off in residence in my first year trying to toast one. They put it in the microwave on high, set the time for 10 minutes, and walked away. We had to stand outside at 2 am in the pouring rain for 40 minutes while the firemen confirmed that everything was safe and such.

Aren't university students supposed to be smart, damn it?

Also, hate to burst your bubble, but worms or no your mommy's right. Raw cookie dough is bad. Anything that contains raw eggs can potentially contain salmonella bacteria, which can cause food poisoning. That's why my mommy never let me eat it either.

Not that it stops me ...

Carillon

Cooking cookies ruins em. Cookie dough is the best part of cookies.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Try the basics first, straddle a two slice toaster with the section separating the slots against the delicate parts in question. Look down at the slider and overcome all thoughts of self-preservation. Then, push the slider down until you hear the click and don't move a muscle.

When you get the nerve up to complete the above, repeat with the power cord plugged into a live outlet.

The experience will lend a whole new meaning to http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/moonred.gifWho does the grocery shopping again?

If it's who i think, tell them to have a coke and a smile and stfu.

Oh my...i think i actually might wanna...........nah just joking....or..........

 

[ImSkye]

I don't eat them often but when I do it has to be apple cinnamon and they have to be toasted until the edges are burned.

 

[serijules]

I only like the cinnamon sugar ones toasted, and VERY lightly at that. Otherwise I like the frosted strawberry ones and I like em raw.

I tend to get the pillsbury toaster strudels more often now though, and those are toasted of course, being they are frozen.

Damnit...now im craving one :/

 

[FurryFury]

I only like the cinnamon sugar ones toasted, and VERY lightly at that. Otherwise I like the frosted strawberry ones and I like em raw.

I tend to get the pillsbury toaster strudels more often now though, and those are toasted of course, being they are frozen.

Damnit...now im craving one :/

I LOVE the pillsbury toaster strudels but I can't get them because if I do, my son eats them. They are never there when I need them or mean to eat them.

*grr*

Fury

 

[shy slave]

I am a pop tart virgin

*sob*

Everyone else gets all the fun, the E numbers and the calories but me



Will just have to content myself with the idea of toasting his cock prior to anal in order to recreate sex with a pop tart.


Does anyone actually eat them?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I am a pop tart virgin

*sob*

Everyone else gets all the fun, the E numbers and the calories but me



Will just have to content myself with the idea of toasting his cock prior to anal in order to recreate sex with a pop tart.


Does anyone actually eat them?

omg your going to be in deep Miss Shy.........lol

Answer : Nope, never eaten a toaster. Saw a man on TV once who ate a whole car over a few years though.

 

[SouthernDom]

Word up from the poptart king.

It's poptart abuse to eat em cold IMO.

Take frosted strawberry,drizzle with honey......bake until golden brown in oven.....nearly crunchy is about right.

Put the crumbled peices of the poptart in the bowl with your favorite cereal.....as you would fruit.

It's a guilty pleasure but worth the effort.