Do you want my Kitty's Kitty?

[KittyMaster]

Moving to a new location

Moving to a new location. Best wishes and thanks for the amusement.

 

[Kitty4him]

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[rosco rathbone]

I'm entering the lottery, in hopes of winning her oral services.

 

[FSUBasketball]

Would love to but the time wouldn't work for me! 10 AM on Friday would work but I'll see what happens in the hopes of enjoying the services!

 

[Lord_Steve]

Wait. Idgi.

Services? Is she a caterer? Can she make creme brulee? If I win, will she? for me? to eat? Is that an 'oral service'?

 

[teknight]

And here I thought someone was giving away kittens.

 

[seela]

Wait. Idgi.

Services? Is she a caterer? Can she make creme brulee? If I win, will she? for me? to eat? Is that an 'oral service'?

If the winner gets crème brûlée, definitely count me in for the lottery!
If crème brûlée is out of question, I'd also be into receiving some aural pleasure. She could recite Lord Steve's awsome blog entries and fun would be had.

 

[KittyMaster]

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[Lord_Steve]

She is whatever I ask her to be at the time. She does whatever I command her to do. If creme brulee is what excites you than I hope you win. She can even add cream on the side.

count me the fuck in

 

[Stella_Omega]

I throw my (fedora) hat into the ring.

 

[CutieMouse]

"Services" means if I win little miss kitty-poo will fly to Dallas (on her dime), take a cab to my house (again - her dime), and spend 30 minutes doing whatever yardwork I need done?

Sweet!

 

[KittyMaster]

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[FSUBasketball]

Sorry - Kitty is not allowed to have money. But she can trim your garden if you have one.

I've got a garden! Is she allowed to be rewarded in ways other than money?

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

My grass needs cutting. In the UK. Presto.

 

[FurryFury]

Kitty loves oral! Want to see? Watch the youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HTYRYvhP8Y

 

[KittyMaster]

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[FSUBasketball]

I'm thinking more like the "hanging gardens" of Babylon. ;-)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm entering the lottery, in hopes of winning her oral services.

Maybe she'll swallow your canary.

 

[kimuk]

Oh this will make an interesting spectator sport!

 

[neci]

i want her to wash my dishes.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Is it school holiday season again?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Kitty loves oral! Want to see? Watch the youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HTYRYvhP8Y

LOL, well at least this kitty is real and doing real life things...beats typing it on a keyoard and pretending it is real...but as I say, different strokes suit different folks.

 

[letsplay37146]

this is a stupid thread

 

[wicked woman]

Is it school holiday season again?

Has been for a while.

 

[BiBunny]

LOL, well at least this kitty is real and doing real life things...beats typing it on a keyoard and pretending it is real...but as I say, different strokes suit different folks.

I need someone to come clean my house in real life. But looks like this thread is not where I'm gonna get it done.