Do you wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured?

By way of comparison, popping them out intact with a tablespoon is better.

We actually have this fancy instrument called a "brain spoon" for neurosurgery. It is a large soup spoon that we sterilize. The wave of the future...
 
The fluid inside the eyeball is like goopy clear glue. It's very similar to old breast implants.
 
It took me five reads to see that you wrote punctured and not punched.

Either way, nah.
 
Someone in the USA, or the UK must have tasted a cow's or sheep's eyeball.

C'mon, speak up and tell us!
 
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