Do you think your parents

Wait a minute you mean to tell me my parents have had sex??????????????? Gee all this time I thought I was an immaculate conception. Damn!
 
My dad does regularly. His wife who personifies the ugly step mother image loves to tell me about their risquee sex life!

LOL IF she only knew.........what lil ole me has been up to :D
 
There was a thought; I didn’t need to have in my head.

My parents have never had sex! And don’t anybody tell me otherwise!
:eek:
 
I don't have to wonder

My father has told us regularly to call before we show up and if we make the mistake of doing so at a bad time, he will curse us for interrupting his sex life.

We grew up knowing our parents were sexual. We assumed this is what a married life is like. My parents weren't throwing their behavior in our faces, but they certainly were'nt hiding it either.

Peace,

daughter
 
I know my father still has sex (well not at the moment as he is recovering from surgery) but I am sure he MUST have sex...after all, he has a 23 yr old g/f

And, seeing as how I have seen my mom with hickeys...I am pretty darn sure she still does as well...It is funny when you say..."hey mom, what happened to your neck?"
 
do i think my parents still have sex? gads, i hope not...my dad died when i was in college

~shudder~

what does my mom keep in that locked closet though? hmmmmm

(ack ack ack...sick sick sick...washing my mouth out with soap)


now, does my mom have sex? that's a good question...she lives a couple hours away from me so could be up to about anything, i suppose and she's certainly young enough (47) to still be active...and she's rather pretty too

i just don't know...i think i'll ask her
 
I'm sure they do, and probably more often seeing how the last of the kids moved out recently.
 
I found a pregnancy test box in my mom's bedside cabinet last time I was home (yes, I am nosy :D ), but personally I rather imagine my parents being asexual beings.
 
My dad...yeah I'm pretty sure he still does. I don't see him that much but he does have a gf so I'm leaning towards them getting it on.

My mom...yes for 12 minutes once a week just because she has to. Those are her words not mine.
 
My father re-married two years ago and his wife is my age, so I'm sure they have sex.

I know my grandparents still have sex, in fact, I think they were glad when the holidays were over and they had the house to themselves during the day again.
 
I dont' think so...cuz unfortunately I still live at home
and my room is right under room....and no noise
happening upstairs! :eek:
 
clasping hands over my ears....

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la :p
 
Well since my dad lives alone and constantly tells me of his need of a sex life,I am gonna say no.


And let me be the first to say that hearing your parent talk about sex is just gross!
 
No they don't and it is very sad, because they want to.

My dad is ill and in a wheelchair, incapable of movement and in lots of pain. I know they miss the connection. But they've grown closer in other ways.

It's sad really that they don't get to share that part of themselves. I know my mom has cried over it, but mostly that she is losing her husband in a slow painful process.

I don't think I would wish that on any couple. It's heartbreaking.
 
Thanks now how the heck am I gonna erase that picture.......arghhhhhhhhhhhhh:( :rolleyes:
 
Nope.

They cut it out quite a few years ago.

I still want to be humping like a rabbit when I'm 90.:D
 
MMMM now that question ponders a thought.

I was adopted when I was 4 years old, so I couldn't answer that question. Ever since I can remember they slept in separate beds. Maybe they used to but who knows, cuz I sure dont.

But my kids sure know I do, cuz they complain of the house shaking lol.
 
Much to my future Step-daughter's disgust her father most definately does <wicked giggles>
 
Wouldn't it be great if...

We suddenly learned that there were multiple parent - child board members posting unbeknownst to each other? I can just imagine them commiserating together on a thread like this, and never dreaming who they were talking with ;)

Ok... I'm going to bed now ;)

Sweet dreams all!
 
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