Do you talk to your cat?

[parodyluvr75]

Do you ever talk to your cat?

 

[neci]

always.



she is quite verbal.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[warrior queen]

I talk to my fish.

 

[oggbashan]

I swear at my cats. They swear back.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Incessantly.

 

[BotanyBoy]

We have conversations several times a day, some of them quite lengthy because chatty ass Siamese.

 

[bronzeage]

Of course. How else will she know what I want her to do?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/04/your-cat-is-trying-to-talk-to-you.html

But that’s probably not entirely accurate, say the researchers who study cat-human communication— and, yes, this is a real field of scientific study, albeit a small one.

I want that job.

 

[spacekowboy]

When she was alive our conversations were usually variants of the following :
"Wake up! It's time to feed me!"
"Shut the Fuck up"
"If you touch my feet again, I will shit in your shoes"
"Unless you like your laundry a tad pungent, I'd suggest you clean the clumps out of my box"
"Oh so the arm of the couch is your property? Why does it smell like me then?"
And finally
"You expect me to chase that??"

 

[neci]

When she was alive our conversations were usually variants of the following :
"Wake up! It's time to feed me!"
"Shut the Fuck up"
"If you touch my feet again, I will shit in your shoes"
"Unless you like your laundry a tad pungent, I'd suggest you clean the clumps out of my box"
"Oh so the arm of the couch is your property? Why does it smell like me then?"
And finally
"You expect me to chase that??"

cats.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do not. And if I did talk to the kitty I would not use some creepy falsetto "here kitty kitty" voice.

 

[pink]

I tell them how pretty they are. I tell them how much I love them.

 

[Harrypalm]

Yes I do, that f-ing POS.

 

[pollynova]

I don't have a kitty, but if I did, I would talk to them all the time.

Kitties are very good listeners.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fb/14/97/fb1497b78cc46454e85ed9705077ffce.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

I did when I had them. What I did not do is whistle at them. I had one fella that would jump up on me and bite lips when I whistled for him.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/funny-gif-cats-evil-empty-place.gif

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/funny-gif-cat-high-five.gif

 

[doowdniw]

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gif-cat-scares-prank.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHVEuqW4y6s

 

[Hard_Rom]

I even tried to speak his language. My accent sucks but I think I can say Hello, mwoar! Got the pissed off hiss down pat. Sent him scurrying off kitchen counter and table when I did it. I figured if he understood what I was saying I was saying it right. Scared the crap out of a gf when she heard me hiss/growl at him. Said she never heard a human growl before. I was chuffed. Bilingual!

 

[sensualsharon]

I've had better conversations with the cats than with most people. I far prefer cats to humans. I also prefer trees to humans.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Talk to? To Leia Sama? No I speak to the universe and Leia Sama occasionally deigns me worthy of acknowledgment. Generally she speaks and I obey.

Leia-sama: Open the door human
Sean: Sorry it was closed
Leia-sama: Don't apologize. . .also I don't want to go outside, I merely wanted the option. What I want is to know why my food dish is empty
Sean: Sorry, I will warm up your food.
Leia-sama: Do Not apologize. Fix it. Also I'm not hungry. . .and my dish wasn't empty. I just wasn't sure and had your attention already stupid. You may go.

*Starts playing Xbox controller is headbutted out of hands which are then rubbed up against.*

Sean: I was in the middle
*Leia-Sama stares angrily*
Sean: of waiting for you to be available to pet and I was growing so impatient.
Leia-Sama: You may pet me on my schedule and only then which is now.
*Leia-Sama rolls onto her back, then wraps her paws, claws and jaws around my wrist.*
Leia-Sama: I could hurt you right now for daring to touch my belly
Sean: But you invite-
Leia-Sama: I did, and it was a test. Do better.

 

[spacekowboy]

cats.

I do miss her terribly.