Do you talk to your car?

Do you talk to your car?

  • Yes

    Votes: 6 75.0%
  • No

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • What?

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Total voters
    8
I don't talk to my car.... but I have been known to talk to other cars on the road.
Sometimes I yell.
Ok, fine - I regularly shout rudely at idiots on the road around me.
Happy now?
 
Not since I got rid of the stupid British Leyland car that used to talk to me in a patronising voice:

"The passenger door is open"

"I know it is, you stupid bitch, my wife is loading shopping."
 
Yes- The car, the pickup, tractors (each has its own name), the combine, skid loader...

Damn, I'm sensing a pattern here.
 
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