Do you take yourself seriously on the General Board?

[Matthew Craig]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

 

[thør]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

Are you gonna eat it?

 

[Matthew Craig]

Are you gonna eat it?

No. But something will. The corpse disappears after a day or two. And no, not a zombie tree rat (squirrel).

 

[thør]

No. But something will. The corpse disappears after a day or two. And no, not a zombie tree rat (squirrel).

Mrs t would be pissed, but I've seen the damage those little bastards do.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

I do take myself seriously on the GB. That does not always manifest itself relative to ALL of people's personal, political or social values. In fact, it normally manifests itself relative to very few of them.

Less than four posts per day, in fact.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Your spelling makes me sad.

I fucking took a big shit the other day.

 

[thør]

I fucking took a big shit the other day.

Don't take any of mine, I only have 4 left for the week.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Your spelling makes me sad.

I took a big fucking shit the other day.

Better.

If you care.

If not, eh, whatevs.

https://i.giphy.com/media/xT77Y8eeEhBA8NQwLK/giphy.webp

https://i.giphy.com/media/MUVFUXkCp0DNS/giphy.webp

 

[Matthew Craig]

Better.

If you care.

If not, eh, whatevs.

https://i.giphy.com/media/xT77Y8eeEhBA8NQwLK/giphy.webp

https://i.giphy.com/media/MUVFUXkCp0DNS/giphy.webp

Your links don't work! And i'm kind of glad they don't.

 

[Froya]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

If you're doing something to be a fuckwit, I'd think you were a fuckwit.


The response to your question is no indication of whether one takes themselves seriously or not.

 

[SissySalina]

If it is the little fucker eating sissy's tomatoes, certainly not, THAKS!

 

[toeskr]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

'Tis pellet Matthew.

Eat that squirrel, no anger there.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do take myself seriously on the GB. That does not always manifest itself relative to ALL of people's personal, political or social values. In fact, it normally manifests itself relative to very few of them.

Less than four posts per day, in fact.

Me too. This is where I correct all the wrongs in the world and let the stupid fuckers know how to think.

It is a thankless job. I have been at it since 2002 and the stupid fuckers keep showing up. Shooting them with pellets is not a bad idea. I doubt that it will kill 'em but it might encourage 'em to go back to twitter instead of stinking up the GB.

 

[MGurkus]

I make fun of the people who take themselves seriously.

 

[Hypoxia]

I allocate a level of seriousness appropriate to the situation.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Me too. This is where I correct all the wrongs in the world and let the stupid fuckers know how to think.

It is a thankless job. I have been at it since 2002 and the stupid fuckers keep showing up. Shooting them with pellets is not a bad idea. I doubt that it will kill 'em but it might encourage 'em to go back to twitter instead of stinking up the GB.

Thank God for us.

 

[Liar]

Myself, no. Squirrels, yes.

 

[Freudian_Slit]

Do you take yourself seriously on the General Board?

Hell, no. I'm only able to post because I emphatically don't take myself seriously.

If I took myself seriously, or tried to, my iggy list would number in the dozens by the end of the day.

 

[Hypoxia]

Serious.
Sirius.
Cereus.

Nope, none of those, not today anyway.

 

[Fala]

If i shot a squirrel (tree rat) with my pelet gun would you be mad/sad?

I'd be sad unless you were starving. I would be happy to deliver you a Honeybaked Ham Company a full meal complete with sides?

PM me your address or another addy that you can catch it quickly.

I'm serious, doll.

Please don't blast the wildlife.

 

[adrina]

Was it one of the invasive species?

Very serious. Until I'm not. Or if I am. Which is sometimes. Or not. Maybe.

I'll get back to you.

 

[MistressMoira]

I take myself seriously all the time. Sometimes I pretend not to, but I'm out of my comfort zone then.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thank God for us.

Yes.

He hears that all the time.

 

[Snugbug]

The only thing serious on this site should be seriously horny people.

 

[ryan8558]

when the little fuckers are chewing their way into my attic, all bets are off.