Do you read the directions?

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[LukkyKnight]

What directions?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'm male. I never read instructions or ask for directions. That way it's less embarassing when I screw up or get lost. At least I don't have to answer that "what, can't you read?" question.

 

[PacificBlue]

hmmm...I'd like to know what you've been up to that requires both Astroglide and Aleve???

 

[penguindance]

 

[HeavyStick]

wet hair.... lather.... rinse.... repeat....

do we do this til we run out of shampoo?

 

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[Ginny]

i don't read directions....very thoroughly...

just ask the lil miracle and her ruined EasyBake oven.....<nodding>.....i thought your kept the plastic pink thingy you put the cakes in with....in the oven.......hunk of pink plastic melted later.....umm....i guess not......those damn lil ovens get hot......

 

[Mona Lisa]

I skip the instructions and head straight to the warnings. Which reminds me, do the makers of Sominex really need to warn consumers that their product may cause drowsiness?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Sillyman]

I bought wiper blades to put on my car. I want to know what primate wrote these directions. They are entirely in pictures of of plastic objects. It's a series of panels labeled crap like A1, A2, A3, B1, B2, B3, and they don't even fucking tell you which way the project is supposed to progress, along the letters (A, B, C) or along the numbers (1, 2, 3). Fuckers.

 

[peachykeen]

always put drob of lube inside the condom! It slides around just enough and makes the condom feel 'less present' (for lack of a better way of describing it) for the wearer.

 

[LukkyKnight]

hmmm...I'd like to know what you've been up to that requires both Astroglide and Aleve???

~ROTFLMAO~

LL, I think you should start blushing soon.

 

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[SINthysist]

The print is too small to read and I am too vain to wear glasses. I just don't look good.

 

[Guest]

*bump

back to normal

 

[Mountain Man]

That just reminded me of something....

A few years ago...i bought a toy crib for my daughter, for her dolls.. on the side of the box was a picture of a little girl with a doll and the crib....under the picture in small type it said.....

doll and child not included

Shit...and i thought i could get another one that way

 

[april-wine]

Astroglide: Apply a few drops to genital area. Vary amount to achieve desired lubrication. To enhance condom use, add a small amount to the inner and outer surfaces.

Just which surfaces would they be talking about? The condom?

Aleve: Adults: Take 1 tablet every 8 to 12 hours while symptoms persist. With experience, some people may find that an initial dose of 2 tablets followed by 1 tablet 12 hours later, if necessary, will give better relief. Do not exceed 3 tablets in 24 hours unless directed to do so by a doctor.

WHAT?

Cool YOU come with directions.......Please forward to april_wine67@hotmail.com..........

 

[BigDawg69]

Things you buy come with directions? Hell you can't build anything unless you brun the directions in effigy first and then it's nto built correctly unless there are parts left over when your done!

 

[WhatsHerName]

I think that they sometimes write directions that either require a college degree to read and follow or they are written so that a two year old wouldn't be confused.

It just cracks me up when they state the obvious.

 

[phrodeau]

Aleve: Adults: Take 1 tablet every 8 to 12 hours while symptoms persist.
(We think this is what you're supposed to do.)

With experience, some people may find that an initial dose of 2 tablets followed by 1 tablet 12 hours later, if necessary, will give better relief.
(Folks tell us that we've got it wrong.)

Do not exceed 3 tablets in 24 hours unless directed to do so by a doctor.
(Our lawyers made us say this. What do we know anyway? We're not doctors.)

 

[Tap-Out]

Directions? What are these "directions" you speak of? I don't believe that is in my vocabulary.


Seriously though some things I read directions for (computer things, and things that have potential to kill me), and some I don't (food, it's better to figure out what works your own way)

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Yep, I almost always read directions on anything I haven't used before - although I am often sorely tempted not to. I am the kind of guy that obeys the walk signal and crosses the street in the crosswalk - if for no other reason than if someone hits me I can sue them big time.

I don't always follow directions though - like my liquid laudry detergent says to put it in the bottom of the washer before the clothes - since I am single and live alone, I use my washer as a clothes hamper; when clothes and towels/et.c are dirty I put them in the washer. When it fills up I do the wash. If I put detergent in first it would be sitting in there for a week - which wouldn't be good. So I put it on top of the clothes instead.

 

[intrigued]

wet hair.... lather.... rinse.... repeat....

do we do this til we run out of shampoo?

And did you know that if we "repeat" as they'd like us to, we go through it twice as fast?

 

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