Do you put your sex toys in the dishwasher???

[T.H. Oughts]

A friend of mine was at a sex toy party last weekend and the lady showing all the gear told them not to put the dildos in the dishwasher!!!!

Do you do that???????

*chuckles*

 

[Kitte]

I bought something called safe soap. It seems to do the trick for me and on my vibes I just use alchohol prep pads to wipe them down.

 

[junglejim6969]

sex toys in dishwasher.......

only if im not using them at the time............

 

[Soblue]

Yuck! No

 

[brokenbrainwave]

but it will give them a streak free shine

 

[T.H. Oughts]

but it will give them a streak free shine

And a fresh lemon smell, lol

 

[freakygirl]

Well considering I'm the dishwasher..

Sometimes Mr Freaky loads the dishwasher.. other times the toys do.

 

[QuickDuck]

I would have thought they would melt with the heat! lol

 

[SaucyWench]

I have a hard enough time remembering to unload the dishes from the dishwasher...I can just imagine one of my kids opening it looking for a clean glass and finding a dildo! YIKES!

SaucyWench

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I have a hard enough time remembering to unload the dishes from the dishwasher...I can just imagine one of my kids opening it looking for a clean glass and finding a dildo! YIKES!

"OMG, Mum cut off Dads penis" !!!!!!!

lol

 

[QuickDuck]

"OMG, Mum cut off Dads penis" !!!!!!!

lol

it is actually called being "bobbitized"

 

[Sillyman]

I think it's more embarrassing to forget about at your parent's house.

 

[Monazwx]

Ok, so how does one get invited to a sex toy party?

Is it like a Butox or Tupperware party?

 

[Saint Peter]

That is NOT a spoon!! And get it out of that oatmeal right now.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"No, you can not take it to school for 'show and tell' "

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ok, so how does one get invited to a sex toy party?

Is it like a Tupperware party?

Yes it is in a way.... but you don't put them in the dishwasher or play party games with the products....

I'm having one next month on a Friday night and inviting a load of girlfriends to the evening. The woman stands up and talks about the products and then you get to touch them and order them...

No you can't stick the vibs on your clit, they tell you to touch the end of your nose to feel the vibration....

All the girls get drunk on wine and buy buy buy...

Because I host the party I get 20% of the sales total to spend on things myself.

 

[Ice Cold]

Maybe if you wanted them to be spot free. Holding them up to the light, and marvelling at the shine on them.... Ahhhh..

 

[sufisaint]

I wash my hands in the sink...

 

[Monazwx]

No party games . . .

Anyhoo, I'll be on the lookout for one of these parties this weekend.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No party games . . .

Anyhoo, I'll be on the lookout for one of these parties this weekend.

The last one I had a few years ago we had a stripper come along for entertainment... everyone who attended paid $5 at the door to pay for the stripper.... I have photos somewhere...

 

[Monazwx]

I am so jealous.

 

[Orlanth]

"Get that thing out of your mouth young man!"

 

[kidthor]

...My dishwasher is my sex toy...love the way it vibrates and leaves my squeaky clean at the same time...