Do you obsess over little things?

[3 Legged Donkey]

What's orange and sticky?

A carrot and a stick.

Well, that's a relief. At least I know the cause of that smelly discharge now.

 

[NoJo]

Well, that's a relief. At least I know the cause of that smelly discharge now.

That's donkey juice. In roman times prostitues used to put a drop behind their ears. Apparently Messalina used to milk the asses in the market place in Rome. Hey, there's a tax free income source for you.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

That's donkey juice. In roman times prostitues used to put a drop behind their ears. Apparently Messalina used to milk the asses in the market place in Rome. Hey, there's a tax free income source for you.

Do you have a stool? If so, the job's yours.

(Good luck, though, mate, I'm all dried up. Either that, or I don't have any donkey tits. I forget which, it's been such a long time since I looked under there.)

 

[sophia jane]

What? Me obsess???

Little things bug me. So do the big ones. Fuck, I'm screwed up. Thanks for asking, Joe. Now I'm going to be obsessing all day about how neurotic I am.

SJ

 

[NoJo]

Do you have a stool? If so, the job's yours.

(Good luck, though, mate, I'm all dried up. Either that, or I don't have any donkey tits. I forget which, it's been such a long time since I looked under there.)

I'm hoping your avatar (100 posts) is going to be of Eeyore, but with lipstick and fishnets.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I'm hoping your avatar (100 posts) is going to be of Eeyore, but with lipstick and fishnets.

I was going to use the blushing donkey (thanks for telling me how many, I looked it up in the FAQs, but forgot again - donkeys don't have the best memories), but now you've put that idea in my head, I might have to have a play with Eeyore.

 

[Dar~]

here you go It's at least a start. (ever tried putting lipstick on a donkey . . not easy)

 

[elsol]

I stopped obesessing over the 'little' things when in the army one of the other mortar squads sent an 11mm \ when it should have gone | ...

3000 meters off-target will make you piss your pants when you're in the middle of a division wide exercise.

After that... a whole LOT of inconcequential shit fell off the radar, but military service has a way of putting things into perspective FOREVER!


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Dar~]

nother one

 

[Dar~]

last one

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Dar, thank you, seriously, but there's already plans afoot. I hate to seem ungrateful, but I didn't ask for help.

 

[Dar~]

Dar, thank you, seriously, but there's already plans afoot. I hate to seem ungrateful, but I didn't ask for help.

I wasn't assumign you would use them, I was having fun.
I love graphics art.I do random pics for a lot of people. no offense taken, b/c i know you meant none.

 

[CharleyH]

I obsess over washing my hands after touching the poles on subways and streetcars. I have observed their runny noses and cold sored lips french kissing the metal, and while you may call them little things, I call them little bastards!

(hm, I see a trend in my language from post to post, today.

 

[Dar~]

I obsess over washing my hands after touching the poles on subways and streetcars. I have observed their runny noses and cold sored lips french kissing the metal, and while you may call them little things, I call them little bastards!

(hm, I see a trend in my language from post to post, today.

fuck me . . please fuck me . . .
this isn't the madness thread you fucktard

Oh shit!

 

[yui]

Dar, thank you, seriously, but there's already plans afoot. I hate to seem ungrateful, but I didn't ask for help.

Did you just say, "plans afoot." Three legs...afoot...Bahahahahaha!


Sorry. Moving on now.


Afoot... <snicker>

 

[Dar~]

Did you just say, "plans afoot." Three legs...afoot...Bahahahahaha!


Sorry. Moving on now.


Afoot... <snicker>

yui, you always put things in perspective for me.

 

[CharleyH]

fuck me . . please fuck me . . .
this isn't the madness thread you fucktard

Oh shit!

Well, I know for sure I am not the fuck tart - (did you say) You must be narcissistic today

 

[kendo1]

Where's it gone?

 

[Dar~]

Well, I know for sure I am not the fuck tart - (did you say) You must be narcissistic today

Only for you oh incredibly lickable one.

 

[yui]

yui, you always put things in perspective for me.

Oh, it's a gift.

 

[Dar~]

Oh, it's a gift.

Can I unwrap yo . . I mean it?