Do you obsess over little things?

That would have to depend on what I'm obsessing over at the moment. I can think of a lot of things that could be too large for my tastes, and I can think of many things that would be too small for my tastes.

Cat
 
Little things like this effen fruit fly that keeps buzzing between me and my screen, distracting me, driving me apeshit MAD?

No.

Why do you ask?
 
Why was my first thought about reading glasses? Nope, don't need them....yet. :p
 
I grew a goatee in the 1950's. But now I stick with yucca plants and dope.
 
If I'm obsessed with them, they're not small. At least not then

*Months later he looks back and understands that the hooks on Flora's bra could not save the world.*
 
Sub Joe said:
I grew a goatee in the 1950's. But now I stick with yucca plants and dope.
yucca=white, starchy tropical vegetable...very bland
how does that go with dope?
 
vella_ms said:
yucca=white, starchy tropical vegetable...very bland
how does that go with dope?
I crush them up together and sprinkle them on a Twinkie. For some reason the combination is known as an "accountant's dick".
 
Sub Joe said:
I crush them up together and sprinkle them on a Twinkie. For some reason the combination is known as an "accountant's dick".
soft
spongy
unpalatable... oooooo...ok... i get it
does it scare you when the light comes on?
 
vella_ms said:
soft
spongy
unpalatable... oooooo...ok... i get it
does it scare you when the light comes on?
only when I'm inside the fridge at the time.
 
carsonshepherd said:
I'm not obsessive! Or paranoid either! now stop talking about me.
There was a spelling mistake in one of your posts, about three months ago. Go back and fix it now, or you won't sleep tonight.
 
carsonshepherd said:
I'm not obsessive! Or paranoid either! now stop talking about me.
I told you he would say something like that.
 
AppleBiter said:
I obsess over my husband's cock, most of the time. So, I'd say large. ;)
A cock is just a phallic symbol. Deep down you're probably into pens or cigars.
 
The_Fool said:
Hey now......I LIKE cigars.....
That's okay. As long as you don't send them little notes and draw pictures of them on your notebook.
 
yui said:
I told you he would say something like that.

Your post was blank Yui... what do you mean... wait... it was so faint I couldn't read it. You're all sending secret messages behind my back! I knew it!
 
Sub Joe said:
That's okay. As long as you don't send them little notes and draw pictures of them on your notebook.


Nope, just smoke 'em. As a matter of fact, since it's time to exit the work establishment....
 
The big things take care of themselves. If I don't obsess over the little ones, they might get overlooked entirely, poor little things.
 
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